Actually, statisticians and geneticists have been diligently working around the clock in order to prove that Sally Struthers,( that big fat woman that makes fun of poor malnourished children in Ethiopia) is actually a man. Not only this, but she (he, whatever) is also Cartman's father. Maybe Sally Struthers is "kitty".
some new ways to kill Kenny:
- Sally Struthers mistakes him for a cheesy poof and eats him - Monica Lewinsky mistakes him for Bill Clinton (we all know what happens there) - Bill Clinton mistakes him for Monica Lewisnsky and shoots her (he then heads to McDonald's for a burger)