Don't you just hate it when...

Sep 17, 199844 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Having followed SP from it's humble beginnings, I must say I feel sad that a small 'cult' programme can become so overdone and overpublisised to the point when everyone, and I mean everyone HAS to watch it. People are like bloody sheep, they can't think for themselves or think of anything to do except what everyone else is doing. Whatever happend to indivuality? Anyway, I've finished now. http://www.crazyfool.ndirect.co.uk

How true. Personally I hate the show and only watch it to be a cool and pompous person like you.

Mr Hankey wrote in message ...

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Mr Hankey says fuck you, you pillow biting faggot. Care to step outside you little shit? Mother fucker! I kick you in the nuts!

Bland wrote in message ...

PoofMr Hankeyalt.tv.southpark

I didn't agree with Bland's statement either but you don't see me taking a rang over it... and WHO you calling faggot... I'm a faggot ...you wanna step outside? '

Mr Hankey wrote:

Why the hell are your balls killing you Stan?
Alright then, lets leave the room and have a good old punch up. I will naturally destroy you and leave your pitiful crumpled carcass rotting in the pile of vomit and intestines that spawned you. thakyou.
    Poof wrote in message ...
    I didn't agree with Bland's statement either but you don't see me taking a rang over it...   and WHO you calling faggot... I'm a faggot ...you wanna step outside?
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    Mr Hankey wrote:
        Mr Hankey says fuck you, you pillow biting faggot. Care to step outside you
        little shit? Mother fucker! I kick you in the nuts!
        Bland wrote in message ...
        >How true.  Personally I hate the show and only watch it to be a cool and
        >pompous person like you.
        >
        >
        >Mr Hankey wrote in message ...
        >>Having followed SP from it's humble beginnings, I must say I feel sad that
        >a
        >>small 'cult' programme can become so overdone and overpublisised to the
        >>point when everyone, and I mean everyone HAS to watch it. People are like
        >>bloody sheep, they can't think for themselves or think of anything to do
        >>except what everyone else is doing. Whatever happend to indivuality?
        >Anyway,
        >>I've finished now.
        >>http://www.crazyfool.ndirect.co.uk
        >>
        >>
        >
        >
    --
    Why the hell are your balls killing you Stan?

If you're so cool, how come you visited the web site linked to the origional message! oooh spooky! how did I know that? Bland wrote in message ...

Tracy DeuelMr Hankeyalt.tv.southpark

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998, Phil McAvity wrote:

Why is it that the trolls seem to think changing their monikers hide who they are? Once again, free clue for the troll...you aren't fooling anyone by changing your moniker, "Mr. Hankey".

It does, however, make it really easy to keep you in a killfile when you are that brainless.

Global and permanent *plonk* has been instituted.

Tracy

        "I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
                it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
                        -Mark Twain

Change the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 17:30:26 +0100, "Phil McAvity" wrote:

No need to be scared.

You've been added to her killfile.

Allow me to explain that so even a complete idiot like yourself understands: every new message you post will be filtered out, because you aren't worth spending time on.

And *PLONK* for me as well. It's just unfortunate that I didn't scan the newsgroup earlier... I'd have liked to have filtered out mor eof your messages so I wouldn't be exposed to your blinding stupidity.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

Are you still on that same horse? How is it cool for a small "cult" to watch a show, but socially toxic when millions do? Face it, you're just annoyed that the rest of the world has discovered your secret pleasure.

Oh please. You're not posting because you value individuality. You're just scared that you won't be left with an easy way to claim some.

-- Mark Tangard ------------------------------------ --------------- "Life is nothing if you aren't obsessed." --John Waters

My question is that why do you think you're so above from others that you think no one else has the right to watch SP. Lots of people like the show-so what? It must be good then, right? Lots of shows (or movies) start out as cult hits ...the X-Files, Star Trek, etc. Word of mouth and the growth of its audience is what allows such shows (or movies) to last, to prosper.

You want to keep SP a little secret just for your own enjoyment? Oh please grow up.

-Toni

Mr Hankey wrote:

Bravo. Great troll.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

On 18 Sep 1998 12:55:42 GMT, [email] (MOWBIE) wrote:

Indeed... everyone together now...

*PLONK*

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

RabbitMr Hankeyalt.tv.southpark

Mr Hankey wrote:

Let me get this straight. You've watched South Park from the beginning. Every episode, I would imagine. Now other people are watching it ... and they're "sheep"?

Logic strikes another blow ...

Rabbit

Uh, hello??? Do you understand sheep logic? Watching it from the beginning is not being likened to a sheep you twat! Watching it cos everyone else does it sheepness fuck for brains. God, some people...... Mr Hankey - he come and shit on your head. Rabbit wrote in message ...

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Hey genius,

Did it ever occur to you that some people watch it because they actually LIKE it? And like I said before, so fucking what if some people just wanted to jump on the SP bandwagon? What the hell do you care? That's their problem, not yours.

And did it also occur to you that if not enough people watched SP it would have been cancelled? That's how things work, bright boy. So if you are truly a fan then you should be glad SP has such a large audience; otherwise it wouldn't have even gone on another year. -Toni

Mr Hankey wrote:

Also, you've already answered this message once! Have you nothing better to do? And don't say 'what about you?', cos I started this rather amusing message in the first place, and the fact that all you shit heads get so uptight about a crappy program is frankly pathetic. I await the next few insults with relish.

Toni wrote in message ...

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In article , Toni wrote:

Pathetic and killfiled.

Martin "All right! All right! I can't read... I'm illegitimate!" --South Park (Remove kill_all_the_spammers to reply)

Holy shit he called me a... troll... my life has ended! I see you popping up all over the place - unfortunately - and I can't help thinking that you're a complete twat. Also I'd like to have a fight this evening, so, come on!

Toni wrote in message ...

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 22:12:13 +0100, "Fuck Munki" wrote:

Are you fucking blind? SHE already told you SHE is a FEMALE.

Triple *plonk*.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

You think this message is "amusing"???

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Now *that's* asmusing. PLONK!

We can tell this boy is (a) barely 12, (b) friendless, and (c) sexually insecure. Does anyone think a true "genius" would waste time this way?

-- Mark Tangard ------------------------------------ --------------- "Life is nothing if you aren't obsessed." --John Waters

I must say one thing other than that you a goat shafting pillow biter, don't use the term genius with such flippancy, as I am infact classed as a genius according to Mensa testing. This is evident due to my massive vocabulary of words like fuck munki, pillow biter and goat shafter. Other than that, careful not to catch that massive prick coming out of your head in anything, and I also must tell you I've had your mother, whilst you were fingering your pet hamster in the donwstairs toilet. Obviously YOU are the voice of the people and feel you have the responsility to tell me where to stick it. HOWEVER, I am going slit your shit encrusted throat, ram a brick down in and make you sing the sp theme tune before beating your maggoty head in with a big metal pole. Thankyou!

Toni wrote in message ...

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Fuck Munki wrote:

<sarcasm mode on>

Wow. A troll. Threatening me. I'm so scared.

<sarcasm mode off>

(yawn)

You really bore me. Bye.

Oh, and btw I don't care how many times you change your on screen name....a troll is a troll is a troll. A troll by any other name would smell as pungent.

Toni wrote in message ...

pungent.

Oh pungent, he's found a big word in his dictionary of shit. This could go on forever, so it probably will. Oh I had your father too. He was better than your mum.

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 22:13:49 +0100, "Fuck Munki" wrote:

Toni is a *SHE* you, complete ignoramous. And a very good-looking one, too.

double *PLONK*.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:

<claps wildly>Ha ha, see asshole, this is why you won't win in any fight here. We'd just plonk your sorry ass.

Thanks for backing me up Lone Wolf :)

<blushes>

Hee hee damn straight :))))

-Toni

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 15:46:27 -0700, Toni wrote:

Anytime, my dear.

Well hey... don't go getting carried away with yourself... I don't want to lose you to the fashion industry.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:

He he don't worry, I won't....I'm not tall enough, for one. Second, I weigh more than 95 lbs and eat more than just rabbit food. Third, why the hell would I model????? :P

-Toni

On Sat, 19 Sep 1998 02:31:05 GMT, Rabbit wrote:

Bwah hah hah! I should've seen that one coming! Very good, you silly wabbit!

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:

Yeah...Trix are for kids :)

(I just couldn't help myself)

-Toni

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 17:42:11 -0700, Toni wrote:

$$

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

PoofTonialt.tv.southpark

You go girl!!!!

Toni wrote:

Why the hell are your balls killing you Stan?

On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 21:43:52 +0100, "Fuck Munki" wrote:

Hello, moron.

Goodbye, moron.

*PLONK*

My killfile's gonna be huge at this rate.

So many trolls, so little time.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:

I'll say, and this guy seems to be having an identity crisis...keeps changing his on screen name. -Toni

*You*?!? A *genius*?!?! I'd expect a genius to spell better....

And, what kind of "genius" goes by the name "Fuck Munki"?

To be blunt and to sum up everyone's sentiments towards you...

Go fuck a monkey.

Hmm, does Netscape have killfiles?

~Kyle Broslofski~

RabbitMr Hankeyalt.tv.southpark

Mr Hankey wrote:

Okay, try this on for size ... all the people now watching it are doing so because it's outrageously funny, something you happened to discover from the very beginning ...

You know, I find it hilarious that you're going on and on about this ... the majority of people who complain about the "sheep" who follow the crowd are the ones who WON'T watch the show ...

Rabbit

You know, there *are* some people who like the show because *THEY* like it, not just because "everyone else is doing it". And, anyway, it's good that the show is popular! I mean, it's better to have a well-known and popular show, than a show with only 2 viewers that gets kicked off the air after the series premiere! That's just common sense...

~Kyle Broslofski~