Here Are Kenny's "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Quotes

Here are all of Kenny's quotes from "Tom's Rhinoplasty":

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The Boys Meet Miss Ellen:

Miss Ellen: "Hello, children!"

Stan & Kyle: "Whoa!"

Cartman: "Wow! She's pretty!"

Kenny: "Damn! I'd love to get my pencil in her!"

Stan: "You can say that again!"

Kenny: "Damn! I'd love to get my pencil in her!"

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Wendy Points Out Miss Ellen's Faults:

Wendy: "Stan! Didn't you notice how her left arm is longer than the right one?"

Stan: "No."

Wendy: "Well, it IS!"

Chef: "That's okay. Ya know what they say about women with one arm longer than the other."

Kenny: "Yeah! They totally give you a stiffy!"

Chef: "Thaaat's right."

Wendy: "Well, did you notice that mole on the back of her neck with the hair growing out of it?!"

Chef: "That's okay. Ya know what they say about women with the moles on the back o' their necks with the hair growin' out of 'em." [he looks at Kenny]

Kenny: [shrugs]

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The Boys Shower Miss Ellen With Gifts:

Miss Ellen: "Well, I certainly do wanna thank all you lovely children for the presents you bought me!"

[the boys beam]

Miss Ellen: (opening Kyle's gift) "Oh! What a delightful scarf! Thank you, Kyle!"

Stan: "[cough] (loser gift!) [cough] (loser gift!)"

Miss Ellen: (opening Kenny's gift) "And here's one from Kenny! Thank you very much, Kenny! This is a very scrumptious-looking sausage."

Kenny: (cackling lasciviously) "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

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Chef Tries To Explain To The Boys Why He Couldn't Nail Miss Ellen:

Chef: "Don't you understand?! She's a lesbian!"

Stan: "A WHATbian?"

Kyle: "A plebeian?"

Chef: "You boys don't know what a lesbian is?"

Stan: "Kenny?"

Kenny: [shrugs]

Stan: "No. Explain it to us, Chef."

[In case you're wondering, Webster's defines "plebeian" as 1) a member of the common people of Ancient Rome, or 2) one of the common people. The relevance of this to South Park eludes me.] --------------------------

In Class, After Stan's "Date":

Kyle: "So how'd your date with Miss Ellen go?"

Cartman: "Did you make love?"

Stan: "I think so!"

Cartman: "No way!"

Stan: "Yup!"

Kyle: "Down by the fire?"

Stan: "Yup!"

Kenny: "Well, did ya stick it in 'n' make it shake till goo oozed out of it?"

Stan: "Did I WHAT?!"

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If you've got any SP dialogue questions (Kenny or otherwise), feel free to e-mail me. And check the "Anal Probe" quotes I posted earlier. Enjoy!

I'm pretty sure Kenny said, "God, I'd like to get a piece of her!"

I'm sure he said, "Yeah, they're really really good at spanking!"

I'm not sure what he said, but you wrote is way too long.

On 7 Mar 1998 19:16:43 GMT, [email] (MRusso1949) wrote:

I think that kid must take acid, when he listens to South Park. <G>

It's cool that [email] actually posted his thoughts on Kenny's mumbling, rather than just criticizing mine. I never guaranteed what I claimed he said was exact, so please, if you have a better idea, please post it; I don't see the point in arguing if don't have any ideas of your own. I wanna know what Kenny says just as you all do, regardless of who figures it out first. So come on, people, post what you think he's saying. Maybe if we all actually try and contribute something we an crack that hooded code.

And as for the last line that Kenny says in Tom's Rhinoplasty" (see original post) even if you don't agree with what I came up with, I'm at least positive that it's the correct number of syllables.

Let's hear your Kenny thoughts, folks. If nothing else, it's more productive than debating who Cartman's dad is.

MRusso, you're a fuckin' idiot. your quotes are totally wrong. Next time you give your opinion be sure what you're trying to explain. All you're going by is estimation

On Fri, 6 Mar 1998 20:22:56 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

I have a question. Don't you have anything better to do, than make up Kenny quotes? If you're not going to make them sound anything like what Kenny is actually saying, then at least make them funny.

In response to [email] who wrote: "Don't you have anything better to do than make up Kenny quotes? If you're not going to make them sound anything like what Kenny is saying then at least make them funny."

Well, Joe, if you think I just made them up without trying to figure out what he's saying, then would you please post your version for us, smart guy? Or do you just like to complain?

On Sat, 7 Mar 1998 00:30:52 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

You haven't posted one Kenny quote, that sounds anything like what he could possibly be saying. Why do you think we care what you "think" he might be saying, when you're obviously wrong? You can't even get the theme right.

And you still haven't posted your idea of anything, have you?

On Sat, 7 Mar 1998 13:25:31 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

That would be because I don't pretend to know what Kenny is saying, like you do.

On Sun March 8 1998 at 12:06 am [email] wrote: "I don't pretend to know what Kenny's saying like you."

Well, congratulations, Joey. With your good ear to the ground, you still know what you don't hear. I'm proud to call you my troll.

On Sun, 8 Mar 1998 01:39:20 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

Now, now, now, let's not get our panties in an uproar. You can always change the channel on your little WebTV box, or go back to making up your silly little Kenny quotes.

On Sun, 08 Mar 1998 12:58:28 -0500, [email] (Joe) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Boys, boys, take this to email or alt.flame where it belongs.

hi

On 8 Mar 1998 22:03:39 GMT, [email] offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Hi yourself. Say, was there a reason that you replied to a 113 line post, in HTML I might add, without adding anything? Not even the 'ME TOO!!!' that is so common to your people. Not this message, mind you, the other response to the same post.

I think the relevance was just that it sounds like the word "lesbian".  And I
thought it was kind of funny that Kyle knew what a plebian was and not a
lesbian, because that's a lot more esoteric of a thing to know about.
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