OT: Newsgroup Safety product line

Jul 4, 20001 post by 1 posteralt.tv.southpark
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Newsgroup Safety is proud to offer the best products in the field. *Ban-A-Bitch Spray (Mark Tangard) *Pompous-Jackass Proof Vest (Cynthia Lucas) NOTE- Out of stock, "Jack Cooper" ordered all currently available

And a few of my own...
*Idiot-Filter
    Detects the "idiot radiation" given off by incredibly stupid posts, and
eliminates them, thereby removing any chance of it inciting a wildfire
flame-fest.
*Auto-Flamer
    Automatically responds to flames by analyzing the insults and creating
responses, using an incredibly complex "Duh Algorithm".  A great timesaver.
*Ultimate Blocker-Doodle
    This high-quality device eliminates all posts that are poorly-writen,
off-topic, spamming, idiotic, flaming, rambling, and nonsensical.
    NOTE- This product has been known to reduce amount of readable posts to
zero, use with caution.