South Park Is A Tool Of The Devil's

People, please hear me out! Satan himself is trying to creep into your lives in the form of some cute looking cartoon characters on a show called South Park. The show is evil. If you are an adult and you watch it, you will be punished by God Himself! Children will be forever twisted by watching this evil show. Please, people, save youre souls while you still have time! Don't let Satan get the upper hand! Jusys, Truth and Light will always triumph over evil. Please, before it's too late! I'm begging you, please..................

YEAH RIGHT YOU FUCKING QUEER.

wait is there any way this guy could be serious oooooh god is gonna punish me oooh i am scared don't hurt me

Yeah, ok, why don't you shut your fuucking mouth before I kick your ass. It's a fucking TV show, go pop a midol and lay down, ya PMS-crazed psycho

-- ShRoOmZ

" I wanna let it burn, let it burn, let it burn. wanna let it burn, wont ya, won't ya let it burn" - The Late Bradley Nowell, of Sublime

Well, if you look at it from the POV you are, anything can be interpreted as a sin. Even this. Didn't Jesus say not to judge others? Didn't Moses say pride was a sin? And yet you have the pride in yourself to judge this show as the work of the devil? Go back to the medieval era. John McFarland Arch-Prefect General of the North American Cayahnate Proclaimed Walking South Park Dictionary by [email]

one word: Athiast

SuBLiMe482 wrote in message ...

One word : Dictionary

Sorry I couldn't resist it..... ;p

SuBLiMe482 wrote:

Another word:

Atheist.

On 27 Jun 1998 23:08:27 GMT, [email] (PucShalomX) wrote:

Don't bet on the Dark One. It is a bet you will never win.

Greg Lentz

yeah yeah...we all saw "Damian"...Jesus won, but Satan threw the match. Now he's stinking rich, as opposed to just stinking

hey pukeboy what is the point of trying to email bomb me i mean really havent you ever heard of telnet your stupid crap doesnt work all it does is affirm the fact that you are 12 years old

PucShalomX wrote in message ...

lives in

Park.

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Please,

Please, tell me: What exactly is it about South Park that offends you? Please tell me. I honestly, honestly want to know.

It is to late for me, my son....   You DON'T KNOW the POWER of the Dark
Side.....   I MUST obey my masters (Mat & Trey).

-Jedi (Glad he finally got a chance to quote from Star Wars haha)

Hmmmm..sounds like that troll Edwina again.

Troll troll troll troll

Once I played as Gods Messanger.. Not one damn tip.

If I were a mere troll, you people would not be wasting your time responding. Anybody knows the way to make a troll go away is to ignore him. But, I am no troll. I am in fact The Esteemed Rabbi Mustafa Puc Shalom X, holding a doctorate in matters of Truth and Light from the University of the Sedona. I am here to preserve your everlasting soul. Possession by demons is unavoidable if you watch South Park. Demons are actually being released from the screen. Children are most at risk because they don't have the integral immune system built into their current host's individualised soul as of yet. They are vulnerable! Please protect them at all costs! This is no joke; the end may be near. Please feel free to contact me regarding any relative questions. I am as always available for consultations on matters of Truth and Light, as well as exploration of the psychic world. My ability to harness visions has been enhanced by recent visits to the Vortex of The Two Coyotes. Please visit with me. Thank you all, my brothers!

The Esteemed Rabbi Mustafa Puc Shalom X

<dies> If children are in danger, then I'm in trouble. Are you even for real or is this the world's biggest joke? Just how did you 'figure out' that this show is a tool of the devil? The show if anything is a saviour in it's own time. Human nature makes us want to be prejudiced against others. In order ot have this stopped we must either make fun of nothing (which is virtually impossible) or, like South Park, make fun of everything (in which everyone will see how it feels to be made fun of and thus stop, eliminating all prejudice). South Park did not say 'Dressing as Hitler is cool.' they repeatedly said it was not. The episode related to drugs was not a pro-drugs episode, nor was it anti-drugs. That's really hard to do while keeping the humor and I applaud them. And you are a Rabbi, yet a psychic, and you have Native American-type animal gods (two coyotes)? This *must* be a joke! And in case nobody noticed, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Bye now!

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

WOW. I always thought that "Family Matters" was the product of the Devil. Thanks for the warning.

GUMPELS wrote:

I'm gonna be really disappointed if it isn't a tool of the Devil - I'll have to stop watching it ;(

On 28 Jun 1998 15:10:00 GMT, [email] (PucShalomX) wrote:

Nah... you're just an asshole.

Have a nice day!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Mom... the cops are here." "How many?" "Uh, all of 'em, I think." - Terminator 2

Are you for real?

On 28 Jun 1998 15:33:11 GMT, [email] (BOUNCERNYC) wrote:

No, no... once again, he's just an asshole. Probably didn't get enough love and caring from his parents (or one of them gave him a little TOO much, if you get my drift) and now in a quest for any sort of attention, he has to post little annoying messages on the internet because no one in his neighborhood wants to put up with his annoying bullshit. It's quite sad, really.

I pity him... I really do.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Mom... the cops are here." "How many?" "Uh, all of 'em, I think." - Terminator 2

PucShalomX wrote:

Too cool, my friend ...

Rabbit

In article , [email] (PucShalomX) writes:

No, he's not a mere troll. He is, in fact, a King High Troll of the First Troll Host of the Great Order of Trolls, the Pax Trollliana, masters of the entire Troll Kingdom of Trollanis.

Jeremy B

"Our special tonight is poached 'go to hell'"- Crow T. Robot

On 28 Jun 1998 15:10:00 GMT, [email] (PucShalomX) wrote:

Jewish black militants piss me off!

I repeat.. Troll Troll Troll Troll

You see, my brother, I have plenty of free time to waste and I really don't want you to go away. You are here for my amusement. Yes.. Funny like a clown. Besides, this thread is more original then the dreaded "I know what Kenny says" thread. Now that is the true sign of the eucalyptus.. Wait a minute.. that's not right.. Oh yeah Apocalypse. Moo Moo, Mooo moo (sorry.. my bad)

Possesion by demons is the least of my worries. Right now I am more worried about repossesion of my truck. Can you start a collection for me?

Master. I have found you at last. When I was a child a demon stole my host body...BUT THEN I KICKED HIS SORRY FUCKING ASS BACK TO MOTHER FUCKING HEL!!! (Yes, one damn L, not two, I am tuetonic, like it or not you damn freak).

Knock off the spirtual bullshit. This is the wrong aeon for such drivel, and you know it. If you want to be a leader or guide amongst mankind, you can not use this path. It does not work. Go back into the desert my son, you aren't done yet. If you need proof that your tactics suck, just read all these posts. Who the F*CK is listening to you?

(The answer can be found in the sound of one hand clapping).

I however, take this to be a jest, and a lame one. Vortex of The Two Coyotes?

If you were for real, you would not have even mentioned that.

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Is that like The Jehovah's Witnesses or something...?

PucShalomX wrote in article ...

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Please,

You don't have to worry. I can't speak for the rest, but I've been really pissed at Satan ever since he tanked that fight with Jesus. I had 50 bucks riding on him myself.

Help Police! Murder! Tragedy due to a TV show...

PucShalomX wrote:

Tell me ... how can I repent, when I haven't pented yet?

Rabbit

Rabbit wrote:

i was just curious whats a Jusys? Do I have one? if not, do I need it?

Just a little filter magic on the above message sorry folks.

He said tool...

OH DAMN!!! Wrong show!!! ;)

All rise for pastor davy.

okay, you say I could lose my salvation. lets see what the bible has to say about that..

He asked you for life, and you gave it to him-- length of days, for ever and ever. -Psalms 21, 4

FOR EVER AND EVER!! So that means that I could break every law in the book and I would still go to heaven! (not that there wouldn't be consequences, but we'll leave that for another sermon). of course, this is just one of many quotes.

Thank you. we will be serving communion after these announcements.

Screw you guys.. I'm goin' home

I thought that was Teletubbies.

With my luck, God will subcontract it out to one of the lesser-known saints.

So... you mean they will become contoursionists?

Well, put in a case of Cheesy Poofs and we'll consider it.

I was going to give this a dignified and thought out Christian response, until
I read the part about "The Vortex of the Two Coyotes" and realised its a joke.
A well thought out joke, but a joke none the less.  You should all be glad I
didn't curse you with the long thought out response....
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PucShalomX said...

A silly question, mayhap, but what about those who don't believe in God or Satan? Can we still watch?

Just asking.

Tirya