Hey all,
The Academy Award is called an"Oscar". There's also, the Emmy, the
Tony and all sorts of names out there for awards. I propose that there
be a name for the award.
I have a possible name: "The Fanny"
"And the Fanny goes to Joe Q. Writer for best . . . " :)
It's just a thought.dave.
LOL, dave. Perfect!
-Kim (the Golden Fanny award..hmm, what would it look like, I wonder?)
GUMPELS wrote in message ...
Errmm..... Do you guys know what *Fanny* means in the UK? (In Scotland at least!)
heeheehee.... ; ' )
Covenant. () [8^{I> Behold My Glory!
Ummm, my guess would be: butt, ass, anus, tushie, behind, backside, (baby got) back, bum, heinie, buttocks, rearend, derriere, posterior, cheeks, gluteus maximus, bottom, rear, stern, tail, hindquarters, hamhocks, haunches, hams, rump and loin. Or am I totally off base here? <big evil grin>
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In article , [email] (BitchMom) wrote:
You missed "can" and "tuckus".
You forgot my personal favorite.
Booty
Jeff
Yeah. that was my guess too..that 'what would it look like' thing was implied..perhaps Mephesto could make the trophies, no? Ooh, fanfic idea!
-Kim (half of these fanfics go unwritten, you know..)
In article , [email] (GUMPELS) wrote:
And then you would have... the four-assed award statue! Hee hee hee...
the_davester [email] ICQ: 20715884 http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ Fanfic Awards Site Coming Soon! http://pearl.montana.com/sshort/cgi-bin/fanfic.pl?voteform=1
BitchMom wrote in message ...
Actually you ARE totally off base..... Right area... but sort of...umm around...uuummmm.....how do I put this....
Okay!! ... You know the last word of Kenny's line in the theme tune!!!??
Yep.. that's what Fanny is in Scotland. (and the rest of the UK methinks!)
THAT would make an..errmm ... *interesting* award! (wish I had one!) No...wait..... How many different ways can THAT be taken the wrong way! Arrggh..that TOO.. (My God. It's double entendre city!!)
; ' ) Covenant. A Man With far Far FAR Too Much Time On His Hands
I believe the last word is tittys. Geez, you are embarassed by the word titty? In THIS ng???
In Scotland, fanny = titty Ok. I can deal with that.
I bet you do! :-o
hehe, to easy. I'll let that one slip by. (you can thank me later) :-)
Double what? What? WHAT??? or as kenny might say, "double dildos?"
Hehehe, is that all you have on/in your hands??? <giggle>
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"I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with big Vaginas"
The last word is not titties.
Jeff
Ok, I scanned back through the posts and found the lyrics to the song and it's reversed, with vaginas first and the last line ending with titties.
IN ANY CASE, it's still odd (in my very UNhumble opinion) that he would be embarrassed by that considering the language used in the show and on this group. No biggie though :-) It's all in fun.
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BitchMom wrote in message ...
Okay. Wait a minute, now let's think here!!
Okay, seriously...here goes..
(Deep Breath..........................)
vaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavagina
I DID it!!
Hey, I DID it you guys!!
Now I need some snacky cakes.................
(Phew..I'm glad that's over! No more Fa**y awards!!!)
Oh NO!! Now I can't say THAT!!!! (What incredible irony!)
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
(And a deep respect for BitchMom's humour! Nice one Kid!!)
kid? Kid? KID? haahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha Ok, (breathe.....breathe) hehe, <giggle> thanks, I needed that. <giggle> I'm fine... really...
I'm a married woman with two children. My son is older then most of the posters in this group.
And regarding my humour, <giggle> thanks and you've only seen the tip of the iceburg there. <giggle>
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BitchMom wrote in message ...
I know!!! (Rule of thumb B4 posting to group!! >lurk< >lurk< >lurk< FIRST!!!)
And if memory serves... I'm older than ya!!!! (I think! But I can't be bothered checking Cos I'm a lazy bugger!!)
Heeheehee... Now you know why I appreciate the sense of humour!!!!
Cheers m'dear!!!!
Whoa, nice to see others lurk before posting (like me!)
A lazy old man, now why am I not surprised? <big evil grin>
Yea, nice to know I have an audience :-)
Where everybody knows your name?
And you have an agreement with whom? <grin>
You named it Time? <hehehehehehe>
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BitchMom wrote in message ...
Wicked, wicked, you're wicked! OOH!
(Taking a leaf from Martin's book and plagiarising A certain comedy group!) (See "Oh yeah rainbows..." thread!!)
Older not OOOOOOLLLLDDDDD....
An audience...Nope... An ACOLYTE most definitely!
No, YOU did...(and not even on first name terms yet!!! Such presumption!!
All the best M'dear!
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Respect For Bee-occhMom's Shining Wit (that's right isn't it?) To Even THINK About Crossing Swords (!) With Her!!!
(heeheehee!!!!)
<giggle> Do I know you in Real Life (tm)?
Now I'm a teacher? Hehe, funny, just this morning I was thinking about how much I like Mr. Garrison.
Sure we are. *sticks out hand. Hi, I'm Bitch and I do believe your name is Covenant.
Gee.. <blush> thanks.
Crossing Swords??? Are you from the Diablo group too?!?!!? They're all following me AAARRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! <who's paranoid?>
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BitchMom writes
Dude, you need to lay off the cough syrup, seriously....
Del wrote:
Et tu Del?
*BitchMom runs screaming from alt.tv.southpark because it's being taken over by Diablo people. aaarrrrgggghhhhh. . . . . . . joke guys. :-)
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BitchMom writes this bit...
Yeah, erm...I think he/she was being shy (or marginaaly similar word) on purpose
new-SPANDEX chile wrote in message ...
Hurray! Someone apart from BitchMom GOT it! Well done Spandex, yep he/she WAS being 'shy' on purpose...
(Yes, it was a vague attempt at humour. Founded on the fact that the US term for Bottom is the same as the Scottish (mostly) term for vagina. BTW it's a 'mild' form of usage. (I'm sure we can ALL think of a harsher one!))
(Nested parentheses, the mark of a true Master of asides and inane drivel!)
Cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands And Non US Blood In His Veins!
Yeah, the first time I heard an American talk about a "fanny pack" I laughed for hours, and nobody could understand why...
In that case (la (la (la (la (la) la) la) la) la)
James Webley wrote in message ...
term
a
drivel!)
Not bad James! (Now all you gotta do is make the sentence MEAN something, if you know what I mean? ], mmm'kay!?). Otherwise ..Nice try!! p.s. Do Americans think Bum Bags are Satchels Tramps carry?
(OOps could start US and UK crossovers here!! ........)
Peace! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands, But Hey... It's FUN!!
Jeez, I'm lucky if I can get ANY sentences to make sense, with nested parentheses or otherwise...
James Webley wrote in message ...
he/she
it's
Heeheehee!!!!
(and all without parentheses!!) (except for those!) [and those] {DAMN! There is no escape!!!}
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Many Brackets On His Keyboard
In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:
I believe it's
"I like girls with big vaginas I'm a fan of big fat titties."
BitchMom wrote in message ...
Did some-one say dildos?! YAY!! I think that Matt and Trey would not be this far if it wasn't for the word dildo! Now I am about to finish Chef Becomes Impoteent at last! Beware the end its likely to shock!
The last word Kenny says says is vaginas. Tittys is the last word of the first line.
Covenant writes this bit...
yeah, it means that in england too, but only seven year olds tend to use it(?)
BitchMom writes
<mischievious grin>
Throughout Britain a 'Fanny' means: minge, pussy, quim, cunny, fadge, vagina, cauliflower, passion flaps, piss flaps, beef curtains, box, twat, Flingel Bunt, cunt, muff, fish mitten, hairy pie, haddock pastie, fur burger, Captain's pie, lab kebabs, vertical bacon sandwidch, upright grin, moss cottage, beaver, mink, blart, mapatasi, Hitler 'tash, honeypot, hairy cheque book, flesh wallet, pubic purse, honey alter, gertie, gammon flaps, gammon goalposts, gash, bunghole, flange, Billingsgate box, bikini burger, salmon canyon, bush, tuna town, rocket socket, mott, pouch, furry garage, spam alley, spam castanets, spam fritters, yoni, whidgey, whisker pot, vulva, Aunt Mary, bear trapper's hat, bearded clam, hairy axe-wound.
HTH. ;)
Del wrote in message ...
Dammit!!! And I just got over being able to say " F*n*y"... AAwwhhh Noooooo.. Not again!!!!!!! Damn you Del!! I am going to F*cki** kill you guys, seriously. Kill you guys!!! AAAAAaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!! o(IX^0)
Covenant. (heehee!!!!)
Covenant writes
Whoa, Dude!
BitchMom wrote in message ...
Wrong I live in the UK and it means vigina! < Even bigger evil grin>
Jem Alexander wrote in message <911131537.25612.0.nnrp-
(vAgina m'dear!) But other than that, well, yeah, I think Dear Sweet Ol' BitchMom has gotten the message methinks!
(Haven't you BitchMom!!??) Heeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!
Covenant. A Man Waiting For BitchMom To Convulse With Laughter Upon Reading The "Dear" and "Sweet" Bits Of The Above!!
Yea, just a little. :-p
and another :-p just for good measure.
*choke...gag.....cough... choke
ROTFLASLAO!
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BitchMom wrote in message ...
(tm) Whodat??
Nope, you don't know me IRL m'dear. (More's the pity! but then you're married and on the wrong side of the atlantic!!!!!) Woah Dude!
I think we've just clicked humourwise!
And there ain't nothing wrong with THAT!
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands (Who must change his Sig one of these days!)
<giggle> Real Life (tm) <-- Trade Mark
So it would seem :-p
Nope, nothing wrong with that at all.
Why? It's a good sig. Just add more to it on occasion as you seem to have been doing :)
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BitchMom wrote in message ...
((_8^(I) "D'OH!!"
oops......wrong NG... I mean...
o(IX0) "SONNAVVABITCH!!!!"
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Many Smilies In His Brain (Out Watching The Leonids!)