It never occurred to me until that Mr. Hankey episode, that there really aren't that many songs about Santa. Santa sang one in the duet, "Up on the House Top" (or whatever the title is) and I was able to think of two others, namely "Here Comes Santa Claus" and "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." What is the fourth? Rio?
Only four songs about Santa?
Dec 23, 1999, 9:15 PM ET15 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Jeff Bishop wrote in message news:[email]...
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
And of course, Santa makes a cameo appearance in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Joe Flinsky wrote in message news:ATZ84.80573$[email]...
Aha! So it's five!
Bill Lynch
After all, the reindeer are Santa's & pull Santa's sleigh.
Wellll...if we want to count some unconventional Christmas songs, there's always...
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" -"Weird Al" Yankovic There's also 2 that I know of by the Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.."The Chimney Song" and "I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa When I Get Out on Parole"
And, from the wonderful movie "The Nightmare Before Christmas"...
Santa gets a mention in "The Town Meeting Song" "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" (although Santa is mistaken for a big lobster in this song <g>) "Oogie Boogie Song" (basically Oogie Boogie is planning on cooking Santa for dinner..^_^)
Santa's got plenty of songs..hell, there's this website out there with all sorts of other unconventional Christmas songs with many about him..but not many people really know about 'em..neither does Santa! ;)
On Sat, 25 Dec 1999 07:16:20 GMT, "Jack Cooper" wrote:
Off the top of my head...
Santa Baby Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me Santa's Coming Hooray For Santy Claus! (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter (Gene Autry) Ol' Saint Nicholas Santa Claus is Back In Town (Elvis) Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto (James Brown) Santa Claus is Definitely Here To Stay (also James Brown) Santa's Beard (They Might Be Giants) Santa Claus is a Black Man Zat You Santa Claus? (Louis Armstrong/Buster Poindexter) Back Door Santa Santa's Got a GTO
Um, right. I commend you for your exhaustive effort, but I think we're really looking for the more traditional songs that most people would know. "Santa Claus go Straight to the Ghetto", for example, is one that some folks *might* not know all the lyrics to.
biohazard wrote in message news:[email]...
These don't sound like nice wholesome traditional titles to me, boys! We all know that the only TRUE songs about Santa are "white" music and predate those uppities negroes of the civil rights movement!!
Born out of wedlock.
Kidnapping Santa.
Get a mop.
The un-MSTied version.
He prefers panties.
"Hello, little elf, like a little piece of candy?"
Elvis is back in the crapper.
Whoo!
They kidnapped Santa! Time for a "MOVE" job on them!
His short and curlies?
Clinton is a Black Prezident.
Look at that guy's nostrils!
Anal Sex Santa?
Girls Together Outrageously.
Foney e-mail address.
"Li'l St. Nick" - Beach Boys
Bill Lynch
On Sat, 25 Dec 1999 06:55:28 GMT, "Joe Flinsky" wrote:
That would be a great song for Cartman on next year's Christmas special! Just think of the fun they could have with that!!
;-) Allen
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http://www.ezfree.net/free/users/fphil.shtmlHere are the four songs:
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas" "Up on the Housetop" "Here Comes Santa Claus" "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
--- Willie Westwood
up on the house top click, click, click, good ol' santa's beatin his dick
In article ,
Wilson (Australian). The album is "Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" a mid-eighties swear-fest (ah, we loved our vulgarity, even then). It contains the BEST Santa Song of all: "Hey Santa Claus". Unfortunately I can only recall the opening lines: "Hey Santa Claus, you f***ing c*nt, where's my f***ing bike? I've been through all this shit you left, and there's nothing here I like"
around the dusty retro-pit that is my tape collection and get all the lyrics. Good ole Kev's got other such gems on this album as "The Pubic Hair Song" and "Kev's courtin' song" which goes: "Do you f**k on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I see your tits? Will you show 'em to me?" Lovely chap, our Kev. But still a great (if somewhat obscure) Santa Claus song none the less.
wrote in message news:853ef7$olv$[email]...
Hey Santa claus you c**t, where's me fu****g bike? I've opened all this other junk and there's f**k all that I like. I wrote you a fu****g letter and I came to see you twice you wino geriatric fart you forgot me f*****g bike!