OK, time to make up some drinking game rules. Feel free to modify this list; all I ask is that rule #1 never change.
SOUTH PARK DRINKING GAME (version 1.0)
Rule #1: Chug when Kenny dies
#2: Drink when Kenny apparently dies, or anything else dies
#3: Sip when Kenny is referred to as dead, killed, etc. #4: Sip when Cartman is called fat or is seen eating
#5: Drink when Cartman says he's big-boned
#6: Chug if he says it while really mad #7: Drink when Kyle or Stan fart
#8: Drink when Stan throws up because of Wendy #9: Sip whenever Ike, Kyle's baby brother appears
#10: Drink when Kyle manhandles Ike #11: Sip when a character swears mildly (hell, damn, etc)
#12: Drink when a character swears majorly (bitch, dildo, etc)
#13: Chug if it's bleeped #14: Sip when Kenny says something unintelligible
#15: Drink when he apparently said something dirty
#16: Drink when Kenny drinks something you wouldn't #17: Sip when you hear a foreign language
#18: Drink if you think it's something dirty
#19: Chug if you *know* it's dirty #20: Sip when you see fire
#21: Drink when something living catches fire #22: Sip when Chef says hello to the kids
#21: Drink when he sings
#22: Chug if it's *not* sexually suggestive#23: Sip when Mr. Hat talks
#24: Drink when something surrealistic happens
#25: Sip when you realize you're watching construction paper
#26: Drink when it's obvious--- Merlyn LeRoy