Just for kicks: Who would win in any sort of eating contest: Cartman or Homer Simpson. My vote goes to Sally Struthers. Tell me what you think and give me a reason why your choice would win!
Mr. Dead
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I would have to say Homer. He's had more years to practice eating.
In article , Craig Winckler wrote:
Agreed, plus just going by size, he has more space to put the food he consumes. Now when Cartman grows up ...
OK. For anyone who's keeping score, that makes 3 votes for Homer, 1 for Sally Struthers, and 0 for Cartman. It's looking like Homer could just about eat the other two combatants in this contest at this point.
Mr. Dead
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In article , [email] wrote:
And he would, too, if someone said they were made out of chocolate ... or doughnuts ... or filled with beer ... or ...! <g>
Heh....vote for Homer...he ate a stick of butter wrapped in a waffle. Hey, did you guys notice that last week on The Simpsons, Homer said "Sweeeeet" and "Screw you guys!". It was cute. :)
Yes I noticed it. In fact over in a.t.s. there was a discussion over wether it was a coincidence or a planned *attack* on SP.
In article , Craig Winckler wrote:
And in last night's Simpsons ep, Homer said: "Sensory Deprivation kicks ass."
ROFL!! Excellent point, Dain!
Mr. Dead
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That makes 4 for Homer, 1 for Sally Struthers, and still 0 for Cartman! Our favorite little fat ass is gettin' a can o' whoop ass opened up on him! For those of you still looking for your candidate, I understand that Homer ate a tub of mayo tonight.
Mr. Dead
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In article , [email] wrote:
I vote for Ozzy Osbourne. He ate a bat once, and a dove once... perhaps he will bite the head off Homer, then kill Cartman by singing the song Changes.
Homer would win hands down I mean my god homer drank bacon grease and a moldy black sandwich. not even cartman would do that.
In article , "Mr. Dead" writes:
I'd have to say "Homer", if only because he's an adult and has a larger stomach capacity.