When they resurrect Jesus at Easter, he could do an incidental jig!
Oh shit, perhaps he goes to hell, & does a thing with Frank Sinatra & Fred Astaire, before resurrection.
All royalties via Paypal, please.
Get an erection, then give it to your mom.
D
"Jesus tapdancing Christ"
Truely one of my all-time favorite expressions uttered from Mr. Garrison.
On 6 Mar 2003 09:08:43 -0800, [email] (Malcolm) wrote:
I'd go for:
" I just don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
BTW, I only just realised that Token's name is fucking TOKEN! Is this a common oversight?
Mine would have to be the classic: "You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"You made Bubbles devilish. You made him into a Beelze-Bubbles." --"Michael Jackson" to Conan O'Brien
"She was half the Judds! Now there's just one of them, so she is a Judd! She is a single Judd!" --Hank, "The Larry Sanders Show"
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By fans maybe. For Matt & Trey, purely intentional.
I vote for "I can't wait for shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang."
PZB
Poppy Z. Brite wrote:
"No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people."
My vote has to be for "Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?"
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
On 08 Mar 2003 07:52:38 GMT, [email] (The Vampire Muffin Man) wrote:
I'd go for "D'oh!" ;) lol
How 'bout: "Chef, how do you get a girl to like you more than any other guy?" "That's easy. You just need to find the clitoris." The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
i like this one from Red Hot Catholic Love:
Chef: "Hi Children!" Kids: "Hi Chef" Stan: "Chef, what would a priest want to put in our butts?" Chef: "Good bye!" "The Vampire Muffin Man" wrote in message news:[email]...
Garrison.
me
I still like "What? They already found the seamen, it's only a matter of time before they find the women too!!"
On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 17:09:15 -0600, "andy5421" wrote:
*pig squeals in agony* Chef: "Now I know what all those white women felt like."
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
And since everyone is doing it, I'll post a "me too"
Camp Scout Leader "Slippy Fist": You know what they say about scouts...they're all pink on the inside."
On 08 Mar 2003 00:59:02 GMT, Poppy Z. Brite said ...
Or the classic
Mr Garrison: "OK, now lets ask someone who's not a total retard."
On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 19:15:47 +0000 (UTC), Scarrott wrote:
I like: