FANTASTIC JOURNEY (PART 10 (of 12))
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Inside the genetic engineers lab. (See Part I) Chef is unconscious on Mephisto's operating table. His condition has been upgraded, however he is still unconscious. Most of the towns people have come out in support. In support of, not only Chef, but for all three of the microscopic submarine crews that are currently on 3 separate missions inside Chef's body. (See Part 6 & 7) .TV crews are in attendance. Yoshi got all pissed off and left because Mephisto wouldn't let him steal any of his technology. All scenes inside Chef's body are highly colorfull and abusively pschadelic .Inside Chef's body; Jimi Hendrixs' 'All Along the Watchtower' can be heard. Ned and Jimbos' sub floats down into the scene. Their sub is sporting a camoflage paint job and it sounds a lot like a Vietnam Huey.
Jimbo: "Christ Ned, where d'you learn to fly like that?"
Ned: "MmI mflew mRecon overmm the Mekong mDelta"
Jimbo: "Go down below the radar Ned. But watch out for those boulders"
Ned: "mRemind me not mto be maround when mChef mpasses these mstones"
Jimbo: "Hahaha....your right Ned....Hey Ned, tell the story of how you lost your arm again, I love that one"
Ned: "mOkay, do myou mwant the longm mversion?"
Jimbo: "Might as well...we're gonna' be down here quite some time....want another beer Ned?"
Ned: "mAlright.....mOK, mit was a hotm mand mrainy nightmm..."
Now we see Neds' Viet-sub from the outside. It's choppering its way through Chefs' stomach lining. "All along the watchtower" plays. Super funky and groovy lookin'. Scene switches to the 4 boys' sub. They seem to be lodged in some pink tissue. There's the sound of tyres spinning in snow.
Cartman:((farts...again) for the twentieth time) "Sorry Kenny" sounding apologetic.
Kenny: "Mmmmm mm mmmm m mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm?" -{Could we have a window open please?}
Kyle: "Get to the back of the sub.....butt-mungrell!"
Cartman: "Yeah Stan, get to the back of the sub"
Stan: "What the hell is a mungrell?"
Kenny: "Mmmmmmmmm mmmm mmm mmmm mm!....Mmmm mmm mmmmmmmmm mmmm mm'mm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmm?" -{Everybody shut the f*ck up!.....Have you forgotten what we've come down hear for?"}
Cartman: apologetically " Y-yes"
Scene goes back to the lab. Mephisto lifts some super duper headphones off of his head. He looks elated. Hands the phones over to Kevin. 'Train in Vain' by the Clash can faintly be heard.
Mephisto: "Listen....I've figured it out....It's the Clash!...It's the Clash!....Rancid sounds like the Clash"
Kevin puts the phones on and bounces around a little. Bill Clinton is still there - he is engaging Garrison in conversation.
Garrison/Hat: "Are you sure? my car is just outside if you change your mind?"
Clinton: (to Mr. Hat) "No Mr. Hat, I couldn't imagine having a feminine side.....now get the f*ck away from me you baldy little fa." Clinton sees a TV camera pointing directly at him..."Get that camera outta my face!"
Go to commercial. We are now back inside Chefs' body. We hear The Cry of the Valkyries as Neds Viet-sub appears in the distance. It is flying towards us over some brightly colored things that look like enormous orange segments, but is really Chefs' prostate. They seem to be chasing a rampaging flock of yellow sheep-like things. Inside the sub.
Jimbo: "Get'em Ned!!"
Ned: "mI lovemm mthe smell of mNapalm in mmthe morning"
Jimbo: "You said it!....They're coming right for us!"
Ned: "mmNo, youmm mdon't mneed to saymm that down mhere, the lawsmm are mtotally mmdifferent"
Jimbo: "You mean we can just go ahead and kill everything....and not even have to worry about it?"
Ned: "mYeah, mhaha"
Jimbo: "Well hell, target those two AMRAAM missiles we got. Lets genocide some of Chefs' micro-organisms"
Ned: "mmI'm mon topm ofm the mworld Ma!"
Ned and Jimbo laugh. Scene switches to Barbrady. His sub seems to have run out of gas. Its very dark and quiet and he can only see by the light of his flashlight.
Barbrady: "Hoo, I don't mind saying...I'm a little scared"
There is suddenly a noise that sounds like radio frequncies crackling. An 8 year old voice comes on Barbrady's radio.
Stans' Voice: "Uhmm, hello....if anyone can hear us....we're stuck in Chefs' ....cereebral gortex"
Kyle, Kenny and Cartmans' voices can be heard faintly in the radios' background.
Kyle: "Cereberal Cortex, you ass master"
Kenny: "M mmmmmmm mm mmmmm mm mmm mmmm?" -{I thought we were in his head?}
Cartman: "One bar-bee-que puff for you Kenny....and.....s-seven for me thats it....I'll just put yours over the(Crackle zzz Crackle)
Still inside Barbrady's sub. Barbardy is pointing to his radio.
Barbrady: "Ok, now I know he made you fugitives small, but....get out of that radio!....keep your hands where I can see 'em!"
Stan (on radio): "Off-Officer Barbrady, press the button!...press the button and then speak into the microphone " ...zz crackle/crackle
Kyle (on radio (very fanitly)): "He's not stupid Stan, he knows how to use a radio Stan"
Cartman (on radio (very faintly)): " Yeah Stan"
Barbrady: " I hate these new fangled talking mechanisms"
Suddenly Barbrady drops the flashlight he was holding. He is now in total darkness.
Barbrady: "OK...nobody move"
Officer Barbrady trips in the dark. There is the sound of a cat being stepped on. The cat was a beautifully rosetted Bengal cat....we think.
Barbrady: "Beautifull plumage on that cat, I must say"
Go to Commercial. The scene sees the boys' sub speeding through a big pink/blue tunnel. The colors are totally groovin'. Kenny has the peddle to the metal. Metalica's 'Enter Sandman' is coming from somewhere.
Kenny: "Mmmm'm mmmm mmm mmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmm m mmmmmm?" -{What's that big thing that looks like a vagina?}
Kyle: "Thats Chiefs aeorta , Kenny"
Cartman: (looking out the window)"Oh, I see we've made it into the land of the jello pudding people....thats just great!"
Cartman is looking at hundreds of yellow and orange things that look like little Mr. Hankey's. They are running like a swarm of lemmings accross the African plains. Animal stampeding noises can be heard.
Stan: "Maybe we should follow them?"
Kyle: "Keep going straight Kenny, I think I can see Chef's esophagus"
Cartman: "Oh sweet!....I love Swedish cars
The scene finds; Ned and Jimbo's sub is very slowly kreeping through some beautifull lush green undergrowth. It is totally silent other than one or two faint exotic bird noises. Suddenly, LOUDLY, the first few chords of Jimi Hendrixs 'Let me stand next to Your Fire' explode out of Neds' radio. Inside the sub.
Ned: "mmSo much for mstealth"
Back to Mephisto's lab. Chef is stirring slightly.
Chef: "Ooo-hoo....you spice girls seem awfully...close with each other,I can't help...."
Kevin 'ups' Chefs' anesthetic, then blinks.
Chef: "....wonderin'....if....if"
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End of Part 10
Thanks, Dave