"A Gay Homosexual"

A GAY HOMOSEXUAL Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- [email] -- http://boog.org Inspired by Jeff Baker and Kristy Wilson (To the tune of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer) (And as for those swordfighting sounds in the background...)

I want a dog that always wins He's nothing like ol' Rin Tin Tin, no no I want a dog that's mythical But Sparky isn't typical

He's a strange dog that's gay Has a strange way to play I want him to conform Or go out in the storm He used to look butch to me But now I find he's A gay homosexual A gay homosexual

My Sparky is so powerful, huh But he wears pink and is flowerful This poodle here is Ooo-la-la But Sparky has no eyes for her

Breaks the natural laws With his limp-wristed paws Isn't getting applause They laugh at him because He used to look butch to me But now I find he's A gay homosexual A gay homosexual

[Chorus] A gay homosexual He's so gay Let me tell you where his penis went A gay homosexual He's so gay Gave that other dog a blow

He's homosexual, takes dogs from the behind He's not the kind of dog you ever try to find I try to love him but he's breaking nature's law He used to look butch to me, but now I find he's

[Chorus]

Gay Al's quiche is inedible But his place is incredible, Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Disco and boat rides changed my mind, yeah And now I'm glad that he is mine

Lots of critters are gay, you know gay is OK Don't force him to conform, let us in from the storm He used to look butch to me, but now I find he's

[Chorus, repeated and fade]