Listen you little shit, I've told you a million times to get your scrawny little ass back to bed where you can wait for me. If I catch you using this computer one more time, I swear, Im gonna cut you off from fisting privileges. I'll also wont let you drink from the toilet anymore. Now, go back to bed in the ass-cave you little ingrate illegitimate child o'mine.
*sigh*--Sometimes I regret the time I spent in the Congo getting ravaged by apes, but then again, my precious boy would've never been born.
He'll get spanked in the end --Charles Ray loves to felch