I thought it was funny as hell. I died when I saw that shit and no one said a word about it being an obviously made-up look-alike. Surreal is a good word for the shit that's going on...
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
Saddam's Double on TV last nite...
Mar 20, 2003, 2:00 PM ET20 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Bushsucks wrote:
Sounds good. Who's after that?
Please, Iraq used chemical weapons on Iran in the 80's. They are NOT Saddam's friend. Iranians are just sitting back and praying for both sides to take heavy casualties.
Us.
Burton Samograd wrote:
Bush is going to Bomb the US next!?! He really is a crummy president.
Well, us Canadians bombed the Balwins and the Arquettes, and given the surgical precision of the American bombs being dropped right now...
We are talking about South Park aren't we? ;-) Given that earth is just a reality show, they might need something to keep the ratings up.
Burton Samograd wrote:
Oh, you meant "Us" as in Canadians. Yeah, you're probably next.
If we're just talking about South Park then the Marklars are probably next. Them or China. Whichever get's the US in more trouble. Got to keep those Joosians interested.
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next.
May I be the first to say NUKE THE MARKLARS!!
I think the U.N. needs to send weapons investigators up Cartman's ass. Maybe Saddam's hiding them there...
They did just find a chemical weapons facility tonight...90 miles south of Baghdad. Bush was right after all.
-The Duke of Dork
I like the Marklars.
Might be safer.
Don't jump to any conclusions... It could just be a strategic military bunker of some other sort.
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
I like the Marklars too. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't NUKE 'EM!!!
why would you say they'd be safer up Cartman's ass?? You never know when an 80-foot sattelite dish or something will come out of there! It might draw attention to Saddam's stash.
-The Duke of Dork
Sally Struthers would be a more worthy target, though.
They would think to look for more that just the dish?
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
On or about 26 Mar 2003 16:49:29 GMT, The Vampire Muffin Man made the sensational claim that:
Dude, she's a two nuke job. If not three.
"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:nDqga.34262$[email]...
Hydrogen, too. None of that pussy Atomic stuff.
You mean Hydrogen *fusion*? Hmm... Makes helium. She'd float off and be an easy target for a smaller round, and she'd pop like a small moon-sized balloon.
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
"The Vampire Muffin Man" wrote in message news:[email]...
No, hydrogen *bombs.* As in, the H-bomb.
The Hindenburg was *not* a bomb.
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
On or about 27 Mar 2003 06:42:32 GMT, The Vampire Muffin Man made the sensational claim that:
Well, that'd be the point.
Nah...One. Just make it an internal detonation. Stick one in her breakfast burrito. It's the size of a tanker trailer, so I doubt she'd notice, since she never chews her food.
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
On or about Thu, 20 Mar 2003 23:19:33 GMT, Burton Samograd made the sensational claim that:
French or german?
Who would Trey and Matt pick? I would think the French.
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Either the French or the Marklars.
NUKE THE MARKLARS!!
-The Duke of Dork