Japanese Superiority!

Japanese better than every else. Here why;

• We have little triangular heads
• We take a nuking and still build VCR's for Americans
• Not cooking our fish.
• We not have peripheral vision.
• Pearl Harbour: Greatest Day in Japanese history.
• Make best cars. Except for Italians and Germans.
• Big fat sumo wrestlers.
• We have sex with big breasted American women.
• We have big yellow peepee sticks.
• Mount Fuji
• Japanese black belt is same as American 3rd degree black belt.
• We have bigger, better brains.
• We buying Hawaii...
• Japanese worker better than rest of world worker.
• We have sexier appeal.
• We not need to prove ourselves.
• We have better language.
• Japanese much tougher than Americans.
• We have beautifuller women.
• We make better apple pies.

 :-}

-from the book "Nips is much better than Americans" by Yoshinori Yamata

Thanks, Dave

Diamond Dave wrote:

21. Godzilla! (and other kaiju) 22. Akira Kurosawa 23. Best professional wrestlers (Mitsuharu Misawa, Kenta Kobashi, Jushin Liger, The Great Muta, etc. 24. Japanese tourists take lots of photos, requiring them to buy more film, thus pumping money into the U.S. economy. 25. Japanese girls are so much fun to scare when you're playing the Wolfman at the Universal Studios theme park.

Reaper G

26. Produce more animation and have a better scene of exceeding the limits of violence, sex, nudity, and other fun stuff.

Let's not forget: 27. Honda CRX (the original hatchback, not the targa) Even if they did hold back the VTEC engine from the US and Canada. 28. Acura NSX, even if I'll never be able to afford one, unless I hit the lottery. 29. Subaru Impreza WRX (not available here either, damnit! This car is freaking FAST, and inexpensive, but the steering wheel is on the wrong damn side of the car :-)

30. Japanese women only cost about $10 at the local spa. 31. The Japanese wrestlers have provided a large number of opponents for all the american wrestlers to beat. Diamond Dave wrote in message ...