In honor of the movie and the CD, I wrote this yesterday. Post your results if you want!
WHICH SP CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE?
1. Your nickname is most likely: A. dude B. Jew C. poor piece of crap D. fatass E. bitch, and once you hear it you make sure you never hear it from them again F. bitch, but you really don't mind..*really*.. G. sandy little butthole, and hearing it turns you on H. the Mole
2. More than anything in the world, you would probably want: A. to win the heart of the one you love B. to have a mother who cares C. to achieve Heaven over Hell D. to be able to say and do what you want E. to protect the mind of innocents F. to see the world you've heard about but are kept from going to G. to achieve world domination by lying, cheating, stealing, etc. H. to fight for freedom, and show God that He can't get away with being a sadistic fuck for long
3. Your biggest problem is: A. Your girlfriend/boyfriend is apparently in love with someone else B. Your dominant parental unit is convinced that your mind is corrupted C. You're stuck in eternal pain because of one wrong choice D. You're unable to swear without pain E. Your children are being exposed to scum and nobody is listening to you F. Your boyfriend/girlfriend is rather abusive, you're stuck being an asshole simply because its your duty, you're being forced to dominate the world..in fact, where do you NOT have problems? G. You have to pretend to be in love to get sex and power H. God has screwed you over and made your life a living hell
4. Your motto is: A. "We've got to try!" B. "I don't want a fighter, I want my mom." C. Something sometimes perverted, sometimes wise, and surprisingly hard to hear D. "What's wrong? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!" E. "We must protect the minds of our children-not now, honey, I'm busy." F. "Why can't we communicate..I..oh, ok.." G. "Stop your worrying, bitch! Let's fuck!" H. "God is the biggest bitch of them all."
5. You would write a song that is: A. A jaunty, toe-tapping tune B. A rousing war ballad C. A heavy metal song about burning rain and death D. A multicultural version of calling someone a bitch, set to music E. A ruthless tirade with lots of amazingly long notes F. A violin-and-piano-laden lament that sounds amazingly similar to The Little Mermaid G. A Middle Eastern explicit-laden tune with a beat, and plenty of chorusgirls H. A showstopping Broadway medly, complete with reprise
6. The thing you're least likely to say is: A. "Girls/guys, ugh.." B. "I agree with you, mom, our minds have been corrupted to no end." C. Something stupid, clean-cut, and able to be heard D. "Cursing is one of the greatest sins in the world..so is prejudice for that matter.." E. "Children should be free to live by their own rules." F. "I'm just in it for the sex and blood." G. "Come on, honey, let's go outside and watch the sunset." H. "Praise Jesus! Send us $2000 and your soul will be saved!"
Results: Mostly A's-Stan: You're a natural leader, rather average as a whole, and a romantic at heart. Just keep your confidence up and you'll go far in life.
Mostly B's-Kyle: You have good friends and a nice life, but a few things aren't at rest. You don't understand certain aspects of your life that should be made clear to you, most likely religion, and you don't always have the greatest amount of sympathy from family members who refuse to listen. Be calm, confident, and mature if you choose to stand up to them, and you'll go far without doubt.
Mostly C's-Kenny: You're a foulmouthed pervert to no end and you don't always make the right choices, but under every explicit you say is a heart of pure gold that would sacrifice itself for the people who hate it most. You take interest in other people's problems, and helping them out will cause you to go far. Keep acting as sweet as you are in spite of always getting the short end of the stick, and happiness will always be in your life.
Mostly D's-Cartman: You can be rather rude, crude, and nasty, but underneath that is an intelligence and maturity that few know, including yourself. Learn to gain an open mind and tolerance for others, and control your mouth on occasion, and you can be an individual without making life horrible for you.
Mostly E's-Sheila: You care about your family and friends, especially your children, sometimes too much. You're so concerned about their health and happiness that sometimes you refuse to listen to them and what they want. Going out against a cause is fine, but be reasonable about it, and first make sure that it's truly the cause of your problems. You may have to hurt the ones you love, but you'd cause them more hurt by not taking care of problems at their source.
Mostly F's-Satan: The Prince of Darkness indeed, but one has to wonder if the King of Darkness lives up to his reputation more, whoever he might be. You're everything short of an angel, kind, sensitive, and intelligent, and the pain you cause is only because you feel it is your duty. However, this often gets you into deep trouble. You're so afraid of not upholding your duty and pleasing the ones you love that you wind up destroying the wonderful person you are inside. Stop worrying about what others think of you, and be who you are. If the ones who love you leave because of it, they never loved you to begin with.
Mostly G's-Saddam: We feel sorry for you. Really. You're obsessed with sex, power, and using others, and it gets you nowhere. You might reach your peak, but it's said that 'good' often triumphs enough to keep the balance, and you'll fall before long. Learn to *really* change, or beware.
Mostly H's-The Mole: Life has treated you poorly, and because of this you've turned your back on God. This is understandable in a sense, and underneath the hardened exterior, you care about the important things. You're too much of a cynic, however, and that needs work. Try looking at the positives and abandoning the negatives. Perhaps you need to get far from organized religion, as people over in that area can get pretty touchy. Someday, maybe you'll come to believe that bad things happen for a reason, but your beliefs are your beliefs, I'm certainly not going to touch on religion of all things.
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me