WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO FELCH?
STAN What would Brian Boitano felch If he was here right now? He'd ejaculate and he'd drink his spew That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
KYLE When Brian Boitano was in the gay bath house Sucking out a hole He did two gay guys and a lesbo slut While wearing a big smile
CARTMAN When Brian Boitano was in the Ass Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire blade And shaved the maidens pubes
ALL So what would Brian Boitano felch Is that fucker gay? I'm sure he'd lick and ass or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do
CARTMAN How I want this penis out of me It has stunted my ability to make poopy
KYLE And I just want my mom To stop fucking everyone
STAN For Wendy I'll be an felchist, too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
ALL What would Brian Boitano felch? He'd grab all the kids in town And tell them to untie his pants That's what Brian Boitano'd felch
When Brian Boitano traveled through time To the year 2010 He sucked off the evil Bill Clinton To save the human race again
CARTMAN And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He raped Kublai Khan
ALL Cuz Brian Boitano does take shit from anybody
So let's put all the pieces together And unite to felch our moms And we'll felch Terrance and Phillip, too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do And we'll felch Terrance and Phillip, too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do