Since you seem insistent on writing your fanfics, i'd like to see you write some decent ones. I'm hosting an unofficial fanfiction contest. You have until the end of the month to send me you new, unused fanfics, which will be judged on humor, continuity with the actual show(proper use of catch phrases and phenomena, eg Kenny's death), absurdity, similarity to an actual show, but most importantly, originality. I don't want to see a bunch of minor characters and rearranged jokes. This should read as much like a real ep as possible send 'em to [email]. Include name and email address. I'll announce the winners on 6/5, who will receive, by email file attachment, a bounty of South Park goodies. His majesty, inventor of the microwave oven, magnificent one, master of all thing knowable, The Lizard King,
John McFarland