Little man in the boat. I love it!!

That was a good one

Nikki Rogers wrote in article ...

That was hilarious! I wonder if everybody else got that one?

Stella

Hey Now, that was one DAMN funny line, how many little kids missed that one!! Stella wrote in message >

Could anyone tell those of us who are old, just not perverted, the meaning of the joke?

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BS. You are not old. You are just trying to fake yourself into knowledge. Well, I do not and will never hide any truth from anyone, based on the fact of their age. To do so would make you ignorant.

Try, the clit. And by not perverted, you must mean, non-sexual. Because you can't even have proper sex with a female, if you don't know what the hell that joke was all about.

Maybe there is a real reason that the show is rated mature. Think about it.

Dude why don't you think about this one.... Some people didn't catch the joke immediately NOT because they didn't understand what the hell was going on, but because for one reason or another didn't connect the reference to act the first time around. Personally I had never heard that one before, don't know why for apparently it's a very common reference from what I can tell, but I sure as hell knew what Barbrady was doin' under that desk. Not until the second showing at 1am did I go "DUH! I get it, little man in da boat! LOL." So stop with that crap about why the show is rated the way it is, your are digging way to deep on this, like I said some people just had not heard that particular reference before. Give it a rest.

-Jedi

JS wrote in message ...

I had never heard of that reference before either, but I know what it takes to give a female oral pleasure. Any sexualy active male should have caught that one right off the bat, but if they didn't, oh well.

If you didn't know what the little man in the boat was, then how can you have known that it was oral sex?

The show rating sure makes you blow a gasket, now doesn't it. I am not the one who rated the show, and I am not one of the past people who have stomped that down your throat. I have only talked about the rating on two seperate occations. Don't lump me in with the rest of the @$holes out here, I am my own breed of @$hole. I, for one, do not care about the ratings, nor who does and does not watch. I just will never be restricted by anothers plight, nor follow any law based on anothers desire. Like I stated in another thread, I just don't want any fallout from so-and-so being such-and-such age, and then even more bullshit regulations interfering with what can and can not be seen. It is not my fault that all these people raise their children in ignorance, and I will not have my life effected by such ignorance, nor will I ever tolerate it. Show children the truth from the start, and hide nothing.

"Maybe there is a real reason that the show is rated mature. Think about it."

The proper thought would have been, perhaps the subject matter will be way over my head...not, damn, I'm too young, time to go sit in the corner. Dude, why don't you think about this one...go get your girlfriend, find the little man in the boat, and relax into one of the greatest pleasures a man can have.

Jedi wrote in article ...

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JS wrote in message ...

Dude this is your opinion, do not pass it off as fact. The simple fact that no one ever used that reference around me caused me not to catch it right away, I was too busy laughing at the show. Once I had some time to think I immediately caught it, and to me it was no big deal.

I don't want to get vicious here, but that is the most idiotic statement I have ever heard! You mean to tell me because I had not heard of that phrase before I can't know what oral sex is??! That is some twisted logic there JS.

I wasn't accusing you of applying a rating to the show, and I DON'T CARE about the rating, it doesn't make me "blow a gasket" like you put it, like I said I could care less. I was mad at the fact that people are saying "see? this is why you need to be an adult to watch it." I was like "Hey I'm an adult! I just never heard of that phrase before, so sue me." But other than that I mostly agree with the rest of your statement.

For your info I have already ventured into the realm of the "little boat" many a time, we just never called it "the man" we would call it.... well I'm not gonna get into that here. It just pisses me off that people are taking the ignorance of the existence of a certain colloquial reference to mean that they are naive about sex and sexuallity and therefore have never or could have never been in a sexual relationship. Ridiculous.

Look I don't want this to become another enormous thread with no real point to it. So lets not start arguing about something unimpoartant as this. Maybe this colloquial phrase is not in use in certain parts of the country, I certainly know others that mean the same thing, but for whatever reason it is really pointless.

-Jedi

Jedi wrote in article ...

(Big snip)

Amen, brother...enough of this silly posting...We survived the Marijuana bit, and we're jsut starting to end the stupid fucking crossposting idiots, let's all jsut calm down. Take a rest. look over there, guy!

BTW...cunnilingus is not the greatest pleasure for a man...but a woman...fellatio is the man one..:)

oh course...this is jsut opinon...some guys like being submissive..:)

Crossposting?

I have the wrong NG?

This isn't alt.tv.southpark, and I'm not responding to threads?

Damn.

Submissive!!! Oh, no. The giver is in control. Sure its an opinion, but giving pleasure is as great a pleasure as pleasure itself. You really think you are in control when your pecker is in someone elses mouth?

And the MJ issue will never die...not even when I do. Or would you rather that I stick a gun in your face, and blow up buildings to make you aware of the suffering and brutality of this here 'drug war'. It's your problem whether you do drugs or not, it is a war, after all.

I for one prefer these 'off topic' posts that originate out of valid SP issues. It sure beats the hell out of, "did you notice...", "SP sux!!!", and "SP RULES!!!". Or would you rather remain stupid forever (feel free to flame away at that one)?

Sir Galahad wrote in article ...

idiots,

In article , "JS" writes:

Ummm... He was under the desk? She went "WHOA!!!"? Give the guy a rest. I never heard "little man in the boat" either, maybe it's a Colorado thing, but it didn't exactly take a genius to figure out what was going on under there, mkay?

Jeremy B

"Our special tonight is poached 'go to hell'"- Crow T. Robot

[email] (KrytenToo) wrote:

Geez folks, I hadn't heard that particular term in about 25 years and it took me all of about 1.8 seconds to figure out what was up, hmmmm, all they were missing was Kyles Mom walking in going whatWHatWHAT?! <G>.

Hmmmm, I thought it went more like MmKaAy.. <G>.

Ron

So, to sum things up. We got the meaning right off the bat, because we are either perverted or old. Hmm, that sounds like me.

Ron R. II wrote in article ...

<G>.

Hey, way I see it just cause we get old don't mean we gotta rust <G>.

Ron

"JS" wrote:

Sounds like a great slogan for Viagra.

-Kevyn Implosion "At the age of six or seven I was in my prime and ever since that time it's been a steady decline" -Mr. T Experience

In article , [email] (KrytenToo) writes:

I kinda figured it out when Barbrady's head popped up from under the desk, but when he went back, it confirmed it.

Poor Barbrady...

Why is he poor? Maybe he likes doing that? There are men who love cunnilingus. My hubby included!!!

Blessings, Asethotep

Asethotep wrote:

I happily concur, but the Mayor???!!!

That makes 2 of us!

Tom

[email] wrote:

My ex boyfriend included :)

-Toni

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4

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BTW. Post about SP, post in response to an SP quiery, post something realted to a SP thread, or move this shit to something like alt.flame.yourself. This nice name-calling bullshit might be fun to you and me, but it doesn't belong on this NG.

"JS" wrote:

What does this have to do with SP. Sorry couldn`t resist.

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! Y2K OR BUST BABY!

True, true. Just thought y'all didn't want any goddamn flame war here. I know I post to offtopic threads here, but I hate disinformation. The oral sex thread can end for all I care, but MJ will never die as long as some f*ckhead posts lies to keep me repressed...

You are still caught on this, aren't you. And now you are trying to fill up this NG with a flame war. Hey young one, try getting a life of your own. You assume way too much, and can't read very well. You need to take a refresher course in the English language, so that you can tell what these sentences mean. I mean, I thought my horrible spelling was bad enough, but I have never run across someone that could read, but didn't understand what the words meant. It seems to Stan, that words are always jumping on his ass, and being a smartass with him.

You would have understood much more then the constant banter you keep posting in response to me, if you just knew English a little better. Yeah, so your puny ego was bruised when I told you that you were wrong to claim knowledge about what women want to a woman's post. Can't you get it through your skull that you are a man?

And then, of course, you reply with slanders. How mature of you to always start out any debate with some nice slanders and slurs. Try that in real life why don't you, and just see how far you get talking to people.

"Welcome to Mc Donalds, how may I help you?"---cashier

"I want a hamburger you ignorant stupid son-of-a-bitch!"---Stan

Yeah, this conversation looks real keen now. Why don't you throw in something like, "And just how many hamburgers have you eaten!!! I've eaten plenty in my day! I'll..."

In other words, can you not tell when you have been outclassed.

BTW, there is a very good chance I might be posting from work, but no, that thought could never cross the worldly Stan, now could it. And do you think maybe the way of knowing it takes to give a female oral pleasure might be asking her, and then doing as she asked?

Huh?

Or did that one fly by you as well. Of course, maybe you missed this whole thread, and just jumped in with no safe guards, not understanding the cause nor manor in which to find the little man in the boat. Maybe good old Stan here has nothing better to do then review all my old posts throughout the NG's...from as far back as possible. I must add though Stan, you won't get very far, as when-ever I switch computers or reinstall the OS I do not use the same login name. Too bad for Stan, he really wanted to repost my whole lump of messages, saying really cool things like, "that's ignorant", "you fucking loser, you don't know a damn thing ",or maybe even,"I don't understand, but I can get any woman I want, and do her up right!". Wow Stan, you're such a cool dude, we all want to be just like you when we grow up. Ah damn, too late...

Look at the bright side Stan. If you stay out of fights, don't go to war, avoid all the accidents and mishaps, there is a good chance you will out live me. You know us old folks, we die all the damn time. Plus, I do smoke, so give me ten to twenty years, I'll be out of your way by then. In the mean time, face it Stan, I'm online, and yeah, I am going to post.

Cool, that took a whole...thirty seconds...

[email] wrote in article ...

I got the joke. But I don't feel like telling it, it's pretty perverted. Ask someone else. ========================

LeEsPaM2  -- South Park Fan
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What's perverted about it? All girls have one. LEESPAM2 wrote in message ...

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Yeah, but the joke was perverted. I'm beginning to suspect something with Barbrady and the Mayor. That's the second episode they've done something like that.

"I found it."
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LeEsPaM2  -- South Park Fan
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(Sigh). Begining?

It all boils down to this. The mayor is, is her own mind, a ruling body. Barbrady is, like all police, her lap dog. The joke is not about some kind of affair. It is all about power, and the ability of the mayor to display such power. You didn't happen to notice that almost the entire episode was centered around the mayor's struggle to overcome her own powerlessness, in that she could not get what she wanted (fireworks). The whole time, it was her trying to control the situation, which was always not within her control. So every scene in that episode which contained the mayor, had her trying to establish dominion.

The joke was about oral sex, yes. But it was funny, because Barbrady is nothing but an automaton (like all cops), and was just following orders. And like usual, Barbrady was ignorant of the reasons behind the orders, and by his own stupidity, fell prey to mayor's desire to control...again. It was funny, because Barbrady did not know what the hell he was doing, and had to actually look for 'the little man in the boat.'

Get a life!!!HE means the CLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy, we have a smart one here! (Mass sarcasm, and general disgust at a fool who missed the boat). Did you actually read any of these posts, or are you just drunk?

I'm here because I am studying human behavior, not because I find that SP is the 'GREATEST TRUTH EVERY GIVEN TO MANKIND!!!' or some shit like that.

james smith wrote in article ...

Who the FUCK told you to write an essay on what "the little man in the boat" means?NO offense,but it means her CLIT!!!!Plain and simple!

...the government gave me a grant to follow you around the net, surmise your every move, and write a report in essay form about the transactions. Shh, don't tell any one. DOH!!! I hit post, too late!!!

BTW, did you still miss the boat?

james smith wrote in article ...

My husband explained the term to me a few years back when Bill Murray in Caddyshack mumbled, as a woman bent over in front of him, Man In The Boat Over Boarrrrrrrddddd!

Deb

Hehehe, yeah, so how are we behaving?

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

Like humans. So if you guys are all a bunch of bots, then the programmer did one hell of a job. ;)

MOWBIE wrote in article ...

Nope!

Why is it I can find so many men on this NG that know about the little man in the boat, but finding one in real life is like a needle in a haystack?????

Heh. You just haven't found 'him' yet. (As if 'he' actually exists). Have you ever tried teaching your lover to find the little man in the boat?

Men do not know a damn thing about a woman's sexuality (how can we?). You have to teach us, or we will never get it right. (The other way around as well).

AnnRKist1 wrote in article ...

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haystack?????

AnnRKist1 said...

LOLOL!!!

In article , [email] (someone) writes:

It's what the president likes to do to interns in the Oval Office.

Yeah, hilarious. I know what it has to do with (*everyone* knows they were talking about fish!) but as for the full meaning, I'm not quite sure, but I don't wanna know.

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

That is a load of crap and you know it. You do too want to know, and you are going to do anything to find out about it in the future. You can't hide from your own sexuality, that would be just plain foolish.

They were not talking about fish. It has nothing to do with that old 'it smells like fish' BS. You are female, although young, and you don't know what part of your genitalia is the most responsive to touch?

Well that is for you to figure out, yourself.

GUMPELS wrote in article ...

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dON'T YOU MEAN "FINGER" THAT ONE OUT FOR HERSELF? (DAMN, CAP LOCKS STUCK AGAIN)

<makes a personal note never to make any sarcastic remarks in threads regarding maturity again, as they don't quite seem to grasp it...in fact, she doesn't think she'll be posting to any thread related to the sexual jokes on South Park, either..>

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

'it

Ahem. Joke. Ho ho. Ha ha. He he. remind me not to respond to this sort of thing anymore.

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Your too young to watch the show if you didn't get it dumbass! What a [address] HA HA!

I sometimes get the feeling that M&T are trapped into producing a kiddie show. Not something they started out to do. Once in a while they will get something out like the clitoris thing but even though the show is on cable, has an over 18 rating that can't be missed they still can't televise sustained adult humor. Seems as though they have to keep looking over their shoulders so as not to "offend" the underaged. Maybe if they made the kids ugly & not cute it wouldn't have attracted so many kiddies.

In article , "Stella" writes:

Why was Officer BarBrady looking for the TidyBowel man under her desk?

Because he wasn't, genius. It was oral sex that was going on. ========================

LeEsPaM2  -- South Park Fan
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You mean they're going to abandon the farting and make them gay crossdressers instead? (not that there's anything wrong with gays, but...) when the 'new season' of Ren and Stimpy came out, there were quite a few times when Ren and Stimpy were in dresses (Stimpy most often). When they are clearly males. Nice job, Nickelodeon... (once again, I am not anti-gay. I'm just saying that between farting and crossdressing, I'd choose farting for young eyes to see)

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

In [email] (GUMPELS) writes:

But crossdressing on cartoons has a long and honorable tradition. Look at Bugs Bunny, for example.

"Hey, when Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman, did you think he was hot?"

"No."

"Neither did I."

Brewing Tea

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