Kenny's Drawstring

Haven't drawstring hoods such as the one Kenny wears been banned due to the number of kids being strangled by them?

so what if kenny got killed by one

That'd be cool.

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Alot of school districts discourage baggy clothes and backpacks/bags when riding a bus. Kids have been killed when they got caught up in the handrail exiting the bus and an inattentive driver (Mrs. Crabtree) pulls away and drags the poor kid down the street.

Mr. Vee-One

What if he got scared and pulled them too tight?!?!

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cyberwolf wrote:

That would be cool. He'd pull them too tight, then can't loosen them up and he suffocates inside his hood.-Toni

Not that I know of....I've bought a few things with drawstring hoods recently...if they're banned, it certainly isn't in my town! (but, then, my town just tries to kill people, so if it really is a hazard, you'll find it in my town)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Yup, we know all about your weirdo town Kyle. No movie theaters and no one's ever heard of Star Wars. Kid, you should get out of there ASAP! -Toni

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Hmm..her mom is a bitch, she lives in a town with nearly nothing in it, and then she takes the name of Kyle Broslofski. That's weird in all it's coolness..only in South Park, they've heard of Star Wars. Very much so.

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GUMPELS wrote:

Yeah, I've come to realize these very *very* *VERY* weird coincidences--I chose the nickname before I was really familiar with South Park, and I find my nickname to actually be very appropriate! Odd. Very odd.

~Kyle Broslofski~

P.S. Yeah, I do have a younger brother, but he isn't adopted or Canadian or anything! ;) Although one of my friends is adopted and Canadian...too many coincidences. Oy!

Believe me, I am trying! My family might be moving sometime, but they just won't listen to my implorings that we move to another town (nearby, so I can still hang out with my friends) but methinks we might just get another (bigger, better) house that's still in the same town. AARGH!

~Kyle Broslofski~

That's probably WHY he has it - they were all thrown out, and he pulled it out of the trash. I always wondered how he can live in a house with rats on the floor and no celilings (or side dishes) and still have that parka. ------ Kyle: Dude! Check it out; they're still reading this! Cartman: Don't you God damn computer nerd hippies EVER get tired of this? Stan: If they did, they wouldn't be here. Kenny: [To readers] Mmph, mm mmph mm mmhr mph? Stan, Kyle, Cartman: Gross!

Here's the deal. Childrens drawstrings on their jackets got caught on everything from playgroup equipment to parts on the bus. This would strangle the child and eventually kill them. There was a call for action and most of the drawstring jackets were pulled from shelves. Then childrens clothes manufacturers decided to no longer produce childrens clothes with drawstrings. Adult clothes do still have drawstrings because, they're adults!! -me

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