Cartman Goes to Jail Comments

Apr 13, 200023 posts by 14 posters
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Joe Klemm

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After watching the Oscarcast this year, in which a crappy Phil Collins song beat Blame Canada for Best Song, I had a feeling that Trey and Matt will get their revenge on an upcoming episode of SP. Sure enough, they get their revenge in this episode, in which the kids sled down a hill which resembles Phil Collins's head. BTW, I wonder if Trey and Matt would have done that to Aimee Mann or Randy Newman if either of them did win the Best Song trophy at this year's Oscarcast.

Very silly scene involving Cartman and Kenny trying to head to Mexico in a Go-Go-Bronco a la the low speed OJ white Bronco chase in 1994.

Clyde, the retarded (according to Mr. Garrison) kid, gets very involved in this episode as he does his version of Cartman while Cartman is serving time in jail.

Okay, what is Trey and Matt's true opinion of Animaniacs?

Trey and Matt still have good ideas of killing Kenny as seen in this episode, in which a pile of bricks squish Kenny, and Stan and Kyle realize they killed Kenny, and thus they are the bastards of this episode.

Speaking of Kenny, DYN despite him being dead, Kenny is still in the drawing of the kids' in the sled during the presentation of why Cartman's little act at the beginning shouldn't be considered a hate crime.

While the whole "Cartman hiding things up his ass" gets somewhat boring, it is hillarious at the end when Cartman sneaks the entire Disneyland park in his ass.

Next Week: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Klemm

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revenge

Aimee

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I don't think so; Aimee and Randy aren't as recognizable as Phil, and Trey was quoted as saying Aimee Mann was cool. I don't think they would've been as peeved if they'd lost to Aimee or Randy.

"God is a very busy god. He may not be there when you want him, but he's always on time." Curtis Mayfield 1942-1999

recook77 wrote in message news:8d5lrr$i5g$[email]...

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She *is* cool, she sang on that Rush song. And Randy did that Short People song, which was funny for many of the same reasons *anything* is funny...it offends at least *someone*.

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In article , "LooseChanj" writes:

Another lame song of his was "I Love L.A.". Truely wretched.

"Ben Raines" wrote in message news:[email]...

"It's Money That Matters" was pretty good, if only because Mark Knopfler played guitar on it.

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Is that that horrid song they play at the end of the even more horrid Tommy Lee Jones movie "Volcano"?

Bad, bad, bad.......
K.A.

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"Y'all gonna make me lose my mind....up in here....up in here!" - DMX

Joe Klemm wrote in message news:[email]...

They either like them or hate them.

TIMMEH!!!!!
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LooseChanj wrote in message news:[email]...

I think it's more TIMMAAAAAAAAAY!

(What I like about Timmaaaaaaay is that the writers are clearly laughing *with* him, not *at* him.)

"God is a very busy god. He may not be there when you want him, but he's always on time." Curtis Mayfield 1942-1999

Anyone else notice that in the commercial for this episode, Kenny is with Stan and Kyle when they visit Cartman in juvenile hall

Chief, USNLegion1979

Well...also, in the commercial for EPI 401, Stan calls Cartman an asshole, and in 401 Stan calls him an "aggat-fay"

Legion1979 wrote:

Brandon KeeverJoe Klemm

drawing of

at

Small error here though.

Matt and Trey drew the OLD governor of Colorado Roy Romer..and regardless if they made that mistake or not, Romer was in power WAY longer than three years.

And the new governor, who is a young looking guy, should have had dark brown hair, and we was in power for just about a year and a half...So where they got 3 years from, I dont know =]

Nitpicking, nitpicking..weee.

-BK

On 13 Apr 2000 14:50:03 GMT, [email] (Joe Klemm) wrote:

I noticed that too. Last night's editing certainly could have been better. If Kenny's inclusion in the mock-up were the only screw-up, I'd have interpreted it as a subtle joke. But there were at least two others, that had no humor value at all (though both would have had potential if Trey and Matt had been aware of them). One is misspelling "hypocrisy," without butchering it badly enough to look like a joke or playing on any potential double-entendre of a "hypocracy" (rule of very small people). The other is having a state governor pardon Cartman for a federal offense.

Also, near the end where Cartman beaned Pip and asked if that was a hate crime, I *think* I remember him identifying Pip as English rather than French. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Brandon KeeverJeff Bishop

Could you spell it at 8?

The hypocracy of it is the fact that minorities want equal treatment, but the government classifies offenses done to them as hate crimes..."rule of very small people" has ZERO to do with it.

FYI, A governor can request a pardon for a federal offense, but it can be easily overridden by the U.S. Attorney General's office.

Pip IS english.

On Fri, 14 Apr 2000 03:32:15 GMT, "Brandon Keever" wrote:

Yes, and I could certainly spell it at 30. If the idea was to have eight year olds misspelling big words, there would have been more spelling errors than that.

Eight year olds may have an excuse for that error, but you don't.

Exactly. That's why it was a stupid error, not a clever joke, to spell the word "hypocracy."

No shit, Sherlock, but for Cartman to correctly identify him as English is out of character.

David TylerJeff Bishop

yeah, he was like 'do british people count as an ethnicity for hate crime? and of course back in season 1, cartman called him french. he must be a little confused i guess. :)

Brandon KeeverDavid Tyler

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he called him a 'Frenchie'

it was a joke classifying all europeans as french =]

Might be. From "Pink Eye," at the morgue:

Pip: [bursts through a window] Piiink eye! Cartman: It's the British kid! He's a little limey zombie now!

I say Cartman calls Pip French just to spite him.

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Dwayne ConyersWillie Westwood

Willie Westwood wrote in message news:[email]...

That makes sense. But what about the Charles Dickens references?

I think those related to feeding the poor (like Kenny) at Thanksgiving, not to Pip. But which ones do you mean?

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Tara AlexanderWillie Westwood

On 15 Apr 2000 08:22:57 GMT, [email] (Willie Westwood) wrote:

I always wondered at the Dickens references generally in Matt&Trey's films, e.g.

'Don't quote Dickens in my house' (Orgazmo) 'God Bless us, everyone' (Cannibal and Orgazmo) etc etc.

Is there any special secret here, or do they just like Dickens?

Tara.

They like him. They like him to pieces.

Just ask Philip Pirrip.

Poor Pip is an annoyance to Stan and Kyle, and Bebe and Clyde once competed to see who could spit the most in his hair. He's been called Frenchy, Frog, and Limey. Heck, here's more of the indignities the poor lad has suffered:

Pip was the one football player who didn't have a helmet to wear when the team was preparing for the homecoming game against Middle Park. He ended up substituting for Stan in the game while Stan was looking for Sparky. He was the first to find an arrowhead, only to lose it to Cartman in a game of Roshambo. He gets offended that people call him Frenchy or Frog, since he is British. He was the only one left standing at the World Dodgeball Championship when the opposing team was urged to insult him. He answered with a mighty volley that felled the entire Chinese team and sent him spinning for some 20 seconds. He says his parents are dead, but has appeared caroling with a British family. They must have adopted him. Pip is put into a group with Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, and Token to present an oral report to the South Park town committee. When Mrs. Stevens, the choir teacher, talks about the rainforest, he yawns. In a rash of sexual harassment lawsuits, Pip sues Cartman for telling Pip to suck his… you know what, and won half of Cartman's stuff and $1.6 million from the schools - I consider that payback for being set on fire by Cartman's anal probe. During the meteor shower party he shows Stan, Butters and Dougie how to play Wickershams and Ducklers, then dresses as Sabrina Duncan to play Charlie's Angels. That Butters and Dougie were willing to play with him shows he may yet have friends in South Park. He also shows an innate happiness that can annoy others, like Stan. He comes from Stratford, England, and attended Stratfordshire Primary, where he excelled in archery, before coming to South Park. One possible reason: his parents died, and no English orphanage would take him. Nor would an American one, until someone in South Park took him in. While Mark, the home-schooled kid, roams the playground in his huge plastic hamster ball, Stan torments Pip by slapping him whether or not he says to. And then there's Damien...

Now, Pip is the male lead in "Great Expectations," which Dickens wrote, and Matt and Trey just hate Dickens.

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"Tara Alexander" wrote in message news:[email]...

More likely than not they were force fed a steady diet of Dickens while in school, day in day out, morning noon and night, with not even a potty break.

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Kyle BroslofskiTara Alexander

There was some article in the TV Guide, over a year ago, that mentioned something about this. Actually, they hate Dickens (thus Pip being the hated kid in school). They said something about being forced to read it in school and hating it, something to that effect. I don't exactly have the article on hand...it WAS from more than a year ago.

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