Bush Gets Butt Cleaned

"Hey Dick! Boy! I had the strangest dream last night!" "<groan> NOW what, George?" "I dreamed I was abducted by aliens and given an anal probe!" "George, there are no such things a aliens." "Boy, that's a relief!" [Bush farts noisily. with huge flames shooting out of his ass.] <pbtblpltrb!> "AAAAHHH, MY ASS!" "George, do you need a time-out until you get a grip on your flaming anal gas problem?" "Oh no, I'll be fine." <ftbltprtfbtftb!> "AAAAAHHHH, GOD DAMMIT, MY ASS BURNS!" [This last one has set Dick on fire.] "AAAHHHH!!!!! HELP! HELP!!" [The sprinklers go off and extinguish Dick. Suddenly a huge telescoping DEVICE emerges from George's ass. At the end is an electronic eye.] "George! There's a big alien device sticking out of your ass!" "There is not, Dick! Now you just told me that there are no such things as aliens, and now you're just trying to get me going!" [The DEVICE retracts back into George's butt.] <FAAHHHHRRT!> "AAAAHHH, MY ASS BURNS!" "George we'd better get you to a doctor!" "Okay, Dick!" <BAAffrt!> "AAAHHH!!!!!" [This one sets a chair on fire.] {Doctor's office. Doctor is peering up George's ass with a scope.] "Oh dear Lord!! Fire in the hole!" <FRRAAAAAP!!!> "AAAHHH!" [Table on which George is lying prostrate zooms forwards three feet, propelled by the stream of flame.] "GOD DAMMIT, WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY ALL ABOUT THINGS GOING INTO AND COMING OUT MY ASS!!???" <frrrUMP!!!> "AAAAAHHH!! Dick! DO something!" "Okay, George, I'll assume the Presidency until you get your flame problem under control!" "Okay." <FAaahhhrrATTT!> "AAAAHHH! GOD DAMMIT!!!" [Suddenly a huge 80-foot satelite dish emerges from George's ass.] "George, you've got a huge 80-foot satelite dish sticking out of your ass!!!" "No I don't! You're just trying to scare me again!" [A bright light fills the room and George is teleported out the window into a UF0 that is standing by.] "NO! NOO!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" <FAAAAAHHHHHHHHRT> "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" "See ya later, George! Thanks for making me President!" [Next day. Dick is surveying the White House lawn.] "Gee it's a great day to be President!" [Suddenly George lands on the lawn next to him.] "(Shit! He's back!) What happened, George!" "Those aliens gave me pink-eye! But my ass is all clean and shiny now! They used CLR and a wire brush to remove years of unpleasant build-up! Won't Laura be surprised! Now let me be the President again!"

damn dude, you have a lot of time on your hands dont ya?

funny shit though.

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