OHMIGOD! TERRORISTS JUST ATTACKED THE BALDWIN BROTHERS!!!

Sep 11, 2002, 5:11 AM ET18 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Scally: Oh, phew! For a second I was worried they might have done something to the Olsen Twins!

WATCH WITH SCALLY's Golden Shower Site of the Month for September, 2002: "TightRope" (Hey, guys, how's it... hanging. LOL?) http://www.tightrope.cc/index.htm

WATCH WITH SCALLY's Cinematic Review of the Month for September, 2002: "Chinese Boxes" (1984) - OK, I "liked" the part where Will Patton was playing Spike on his Vectrex, but can any of yous explain to me why it's called "Chinese Boxes" if he's in, like, Germany? If they did a sequel, you suppose they'd send him to China and call it "German Boxes?" This movie was neat, but the title just doesn't make any "sense."

On Wed, 11 Sep 2002 08:11:40 -0400, "WATCH WITH SCALLY" wrote:

I wish they'd attack the tv network studios (1). Right now I'm even jonesing for a "Maury"

(1) No I don't actually mean that so don't get all mad at me.

Ian J. BallDavidalt.tv.southpark

In article , [email] (David) wrote:

Please don't feed the trolls, kids.

Ian J. Ball | "Do you know why I left you to die? - Because you're TV lover, and | just so uncompromisingly *inferior*!" - Tyr Anasazi, Usenet slacker | from the "Andromeda" episode "Exit Strategies" [email] | http://members.aol.com/IJBall/WWW/TV.html

Scally: Ian's right. Please don't feed me, kids. I'll never leave.

WATCH WITH SCALLY's Golden Shower Site of the Month for September, 2002: "TightRope" (Hey, guys, how's it... hanging. LOL?) http://www.tightrope.cc/index.htm

WATCH WITH SCALLY's Cinematic Review of the Month for September, 2002: "Chinese Boxes" (1984) - OK, I "liked" the part where Will Patton was playing Spike on his Vectrex, but can any of yous explain to me why it's called "Chinese Boxes" if he's in, like, Germany? If they did a sequel, you suppose they'd send him to China and call it "German Boxes?" This movie was neat, but the title just doesn't make any "sense."

On Thu, 12 Sep 2002 01:26:59 -0400, "WATCH WITH SCALLY" wrote:

Scally is not a troll! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a troll, but he's no porn star!

In article , "WATCH WITH SCALLY" wrote:

You may be a "troll", but you're my favorite troll! And you're funne(e)!

I wish I could say the same for some of these other guys...

Ian J. Ball | "Do you know why I left you to die? - Because you're TV lover, and | just so uncompromisingly *inferior*!" - Tyr Anasazi, Usenet slacker | from the "Andromeda" episode "Exit Strategies" [email] | http://members.aol.com/IJBall/WWW/TV.html

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BOFHUbiquitousalt.tv.southpark

In article John Henry, [email] writes:

John Henryism - Using his daughter to gain attention on Usenet, one post at a time.

Smell the Hypocrisy.

"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, completely immune to any direct magical spell. It is for this group of beings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells. It also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club near your person at all times."

-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII

In article , [email] wrote:

That's one of nature's ways of saying you need to take a bath.

ISLAM: Winning the hearts and minds of the world, one bomb at a time.

In article , [email] wrote:

You might want to get a clue about what you're talking about first. That smell of ignorance, my friend, is your own.

ISLAM: Winning the hearts and minds of the world, one bomb at a time.

John Henry wrote in news:[email]:

IAWTP (shocking, isn't it?)

It wasn't a muslim who blew up the building in Oklahoma, and it hasn't been muslims trying to kill each other in Northern Ireland for the most of the 20th century.

IMHO, most (most, I didn't say "all") organized religions need to clean up their own shit before pointing fingers at other faiths.