Touche, Andy. Touche.
Well, most people in the free world have.
Goofballs??!! Goof ... BALLS???!!! They are Sex Gods! I didn't always think so, but one day I was innocently watching some SP episodes I'd rented and I guess the Fireside Chats got to me, because that night I dreamed that Trey and Matt were staying at my house, and they wanted to buy a piece of meat to animate, so my husband took Trey to the grocery store to pick out the perfect meat (infinite entendres here), and Matt and I started getting it on, and ... well, that's how this insane obsession began.
Hmmm ... are you underestimating them or overestimating them? ;> I've gotten a couple of e-mails saying "Like your stuff, cool that you're a SP fan," but mostly I think South Parkateers don't know or care who I am, and that's fine with me.
I should just answer this by saying I can type with one hand! But seriously, yes, if it didn't turn me on, I'd be surprised if it turned anyone else on. That's why so much of my stuff is male-male, even though I am frequently exhorted (usually by straight male readers) to put some chicks in it ... chicks just don't turn me on!
Nah, if I'd done that, it would've had to be TWO dreams, like "Flashbacks."
So far, yes, unfortunately. (I'm happily married, but I have a Matt & Trey exemption from my husband, should they ever reach that level of insanity ... )
PZB