Since "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" is rerunning this week, here are Kenny's quotes. Enjoy.
Kenny On Dildos:
Stan: "What's a dildo, Kenny?"
Kenny: "It's that thing that Cartman's mom puts in her vagina."
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Kenny sees the visitors from the school bus:
"Oh, no!" (he tightens his hood)
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Stan Gets Wendy's Note:
Kyle: "Dude! What does the note say?"
Stan: "Holy crap! It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond afterschool!"
Kyle: "Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her!"
Cartman: "Or slip her the tongue!"
Kenny: "Or maybe she's gonna let ya pet her pussy!"
Stan: "What? How do you know she has a cat?"
Kenny: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha!"
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Kenny's Death Sequence(s):
Kenny: (getting zapped by the aliens) "AAAAAH!"
Stan: "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"
Kyle: "YOU BASTARDS! COME BACK HERE! COME BACK! DAMNIT! WE WERE SO CLOSE!"
Stan: "Hey, look! I think Kenny's okay!"
Kenny: "Don't worry! I'm alright!" (as he gets trampled by a cattle stampede) "AAAH!"
Stan: (wincing) "Oh!"
Kenny: "Don't worry! I'm fine!" (as he gets nailed by Barbrady's patrol car) "OW!"