Fanfic: *North Park* Pt. 2

Oct 26, 199811 posts by 7 posters
11 posts
Gyrex Derision

To all who showed their respect for the first one, here is the second part of North Park.

Dedicated to Kyle Broslofski, The Davester (one cool kemosabe), and BitchMom! YEAH!! (hands out fanfic cookies)

And now.....
<insert legal crap here>
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<the scamps are showing the North Parkians the town>

Stan: ...and this is where we were all put under mind control by a madman phsycho who couldn't say the "T" sound in planetarium.

NPians: Oooh!

<Blaric Chortman munches on popcorn>

Kyle: <to Kenny> Some things never change.

Blaric: Well, South Park cousins, we North Parkers have decided that your town really sucks ass, and we want to go home.

Cartman: AY! SCREW YOU!

Fran Swamp: Well maybe we should show them North Park!

Lyle Kanofski: Yeah, let's show the what a loser town they have!

Lenny McDouglas: mhm mhmhm hmhmhm hmhm mhmhmh hmhm mhmhmh hmhmhm mhhm hmhmhm! (Yeah and how our women are much sluttier then theirs!)

Fran: Dude that's not something to be proud of!

Lenny: mhmm mhmhm? (who says?)

<Later, in North Park>

<NP is a suave rich town, like LA only smaller>

Movie actor man #1: Well this town was the best we could find, considering LA was destroyed by the movie "Volcano"

MAM #2: Yeah that movie even sucked ass!

<scamps walk around the town seeing that it is just like SP, only more rich>

<kids walk up to Lenny's house, it is a 5 story mansion with it's own county and zip code>

Stan: Dude that house is bigger the Cartman's ass!

<Kenny Faints>

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Kyle: You-- oh, wait, he just fainted from the size of the house compared to his!

Cartman: <chuckles> Dude Kenny, you suck ass!

<Kenny gets up, starts beating on Cartman>

Kenny: mmh mhmh mhmh mhmhm! (I'll kick your ass!)

<the scamps move on to a different part of the town where instead of cheesy poofs, they have a Buttery Puffs factory>

Cartman: Buttery Puffs?! Where are all the Cheesy Poofs?!

Blaric: What are Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman: NOOOOOO!!!! AAAHH!!!!!

Stan: Dang I think Cartman's gone insane!

Kyle: Yeah we better take him home before he goes into withdrawl again.

Fran: Yeah we're gonna watch Blerrance and Gillup.

<shot of TV with Blerrance and Gillup burping on each other>

Stan: Crap, this town is <beep>ed up!

<in underground lair, the four NP scamps, their parents, and the NP mayor>

NP Mayor: Well at last our evil plan will be unleashed on the world! Finally we will be known better than a rich mountain town! We'll be just like Aspen!

NP Policeman (who looks like barbrady): Uh, mayor, Aspen is a rich mountain town!

Mayor: Oh well. We've already expanded past Middle Park, and incorporated our land into it. Now all we have to do is get rid of that suck-ass town Soth Park, and we're 1/4th the size of Denver!!

<back in SP>

Stan: Where's Kenny?

<Underground lair>

<Kenny is behind a panel>

Kenny: mhmh mhhm! (oh sh<beep>!)

Mayor: Did you hear something?

Chortman: No.

<Kenny runs back to SP>

Kyle: Dude Kenny, where were you?

Kenny: mhmh hhmhm mhhmm hmhm mhmh mhmh mhmhm hmhm mhmh hmhm hmhmm hmhmm mhmhmh mhhm hhmmhmh mhmh mhmhm hmhm mhmh mhmhm hmhmmh hmhmmhmhm mhmh mhmhmhm! (Well I stayed in North Park and I heard that the North Park people are gonna take over South Park the bastards!)

Stan: Wow! We better go tell Chef!

<they walk up to Chef's house>

Chef: Hello boys, how are things today?

Boys: Bad.

Chef: Why bad?

Stan: Well, Kenny stayed in North Park after we left, and he heard that the North Park people are gonna take over South Park for land and stuff.

Chef: Oh, well I have a cousin that lives in North Park and---- did you say TAKE OVER?!

Kyle: Yeah, they're trying to make their town bigger!

Chef: We'll have to prepare for battle!

<-------Part 3 COMING SOON!-------->

Well? Did it suck?

PLEASE DON'T SUCK!!

In the name of Beefcake,

Gyrex --------- "I have been called many things, but 'skeptical' is definitely not one of them" --Fox Mulder, The X Files

"Maybe if you kick it it will work." --Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"*PLONK*" --Originated from alt.tv.southpark

                NOTICE:
NO PEOPLE WERE PLONKED IN
THE MAKING OF THIS SIGNATURE
     (Unless you are a troll)

Gyrex wrote in message ...

<snip, OW MY FINGER, FUCKING SCISSORS!!!>

NO WAY

I cant wait for prt 3

Follow your dreams, you can reach your goal, I'm living proof beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT KICK ASS YEAH WOOHOO YAY

But this is getting even more similer to The north park fics on The hell hole you didn't copy did you. No you didn't this is much better

KICCCCKKKKKKKK AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BitchMomGyrex Derision

Wow! I make one post and someone dedicates a fanfic for me. <blush> Thanks for remembering Chef. May I make a comment?? pleeeezzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee?!?!!?

Chef: Hello *children*, how are things today?

No it didn't suck. Though I wish it was longer. <hinthint>

You must be young. I have never had anyone say that to me before. :-)

Good work, can't wait to read more.

BitchMom

Oh, yeah. Well, the series is long, and I have to cut it off somewhere, and I forgot about the "Hello, Children" thing. oops! Oh yeah I guess you could say I'm young (preteenish, about 12)

Gyrex

Gyrex wrote in message ...

I'm 11- read my fics, see if you like them!

Jem, your fic's are great! But I have a suggestion....

You need to keep the characters in the way they originally were! Here are the basic bios:

Kenny: Pervert

Stan: Average. Says, Dude alot.

Kyle: Normal 8 year old.

Cartman: Fat closet geek. Loves cheesy poofs!

Gyrex

Yee-haw! Actually, to those who say these should be longer, I kind of like the short ones - they're in nice, digestable chunks, instead of monster 9-page ones (as he slaps himself for the 'Analyze Saga' :). Good job, Gyrtex, you have attained the rank of kemosabe ;)

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Kyle BroslofskiGyrex Derision

Hey! Cool! A fanfic dedicated to me! :) <takes some cookies, passes them around>

<snippies>

KICK ASS!!!!!!!  WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!  <eyes go pinwheely>  Part
3.....need....part....*3*!!!
This was *GREAT*!!!!!!! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~