To all who showed their respect for the first one, here is the second part of North Park.
Dedicated to Kyle Broslofski, The Davester (one cool kemosabe), and BitchMom! YEAH!! (hands out fanfic cookies)
And now.....
<insert legal crap here> **************************************************************************** <the scamps are showing the North Parkians the town>
Stan: ...and this is where we were all put under mind control by a madman phsycho who couldn't say the "T" sound in planetarium.
NPians: Oooh!
<Blaric Chortman munches on popcorn>
Kyle: <to Kenny> Some things never change.
Blaric: Well, South Park cousins, we North Parkers have decided that your town really sucks ass, and we want to go home.
Cartman: AY! SCREW YOU!
Fran Swamp: Well maybe we should show them North Park!
Lyle Kanofski: Yeah, let's show the what a loser town they have!
Lenny McDouglas: mhm mhmhm hmhmhm hmhm mhmhmh hmhm mhmhmh hmhmhm mhhm hmhmhm! (Yeah and how our women are much sluttier then theirs!)
Fran: Dude that's not something to be proud of!
Lenny: mhmm mhmhm? (who says?)
<Later, in North Park>
<NP is a suave rich town, like LA only smaller>
Movie actor man #1: Well this town was the best we could find, considering LA was destroyed by the movie "Volcano"
MAM #2: Yeah that movie even sucked ass!
<scamps walk around the town seeing that it is just like SP, only more rich>
<kids walk up to Lenny's house, it is a 5 story mansion with it's own county and zip code>
Stan: Dude that house is bigger the Cartman's ass!
<Kenny Faints>
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You-- oh, wait, he just fainted from the size of the house compared to his!
Cartman: <chuckles> Dude Kenny, you suck ass!
<Kenny gets up, starts beating on Cartman>
Kenny: mmh mhmh mhmh mhmhm! (I'll kick your ass!)
<the scamps move on to a different part of the town where instead of cheesy poofs, they have a Buttery Puffs factory>
Cartman: Buttery Puffs?! Where are all the Cheesy Poofs?!
Blaric: What are Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: NOOOOOO!!!! AAAHH!!!!!
Stan: Dang I think Cartman's gone insane!
Kyle: Yeah we better take him home before he goes into withdrawl again.
Fran: Yeah we're gonna watch Blerrance and Gillup.
<shot of TV with Blerrance and Gillup burping on each other>
Stan: Crap, this town is <beep>ed up!
<in underground lair, the four NP scamps, their parents, and the NP mayor>
NP Mayor: Well at last our evil plan will be unleashed on the world! Finally we will be known better than a rich mountain town! We'll be just like Aspen!
NP Policeman (who looks like barbrady): Uh, mayor, Aspen is a rich mountain town!
Mayor: Oh well. We've already expanded past Middle Park, and incorporated our land into it. Now all we have to do is get rid of that suck-ass town Soth Park, and we're 1/4th the size of Denver!!
<back in SP>
Stan: Where's Kenny?
<Underground lair>
<Kenny is behind a panel>
Kenny: mhmh mhhm! (oh sh<beep>!)
Mayor: Did you hear something?
Chortman: No.
<Kenny runs back to SP>
Kyle: Dude Kenny, where were you?
Kenny: mhmh hhmhm mhhmm hmhm mhmh mhmh mhmhm hmhm mhmh hmhm hmhmm hmhmm mhmhmh mhhm hhmmhmh mhmh mhmhm hmhm mhmh mhmhm hmhmmh hmhmmhmhm mhmh mhmhmhm! (Well I stayed in North Park and I heard that the North Park people are gonna take over South Park the bastards!)
Stan: Wow! We better go tell Chef!
<they walk up to Chef's house>
Chef: Hello boys, how are things today?
Boys: Bad.
Chef: Why bad?
Stan: Well, Kenny stayed in North Park after we left, and he heard that the North Park people are gonna take over South Park for land and stuff.
Chef: Oh, well I have a cousin that lives in North Park and---- did you say TAKE OVER?!
Kyle: Yeah, they're trying to make their town bigger!
Chef: We'll have to prepare for battle!
<-------Part 3 COMING SOON!-------->
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