I Know What You Did Last Week - Part 3 by Andi
(Okay, this part is really short, but I have a severe case of writer's block, and I wanted to let you guys know the series didn't die out!)
(the four are walking down a road) Stan: What did you do last week, Cartman? Cartman: Nothing! Kyle: Come on, Fat-Ass, it must be pretty serious. Tell us, what did you do? Cartman: NO-THING!! Kenny: Mmmph rmmmf mmmf mmmp. (Kyle and Stan laugh) Cartman: Shut up, Kenny! Stan: Well, why are you so upset about it? Cartman: If Nora tells, seriously, ah'll be dead. You gahs gotta help me get her to keep her mouth shut. Kyle: Why should we help you, Fat-Ass? Stan: Yeah, Nora's our friend! Kenny: Mmp rmmf mmmf mmmph! Cartman: Guess ah'll shoot that bitch mahself, then. (the four boys enter Jimbo's Guns.) Cartman: Ah'll shoot her. Ah'll shoot her dead! Ah just need to find mahself a gun. (glances around nervously) She seems to pop up everywhere, though, and if she tells anyone.. (Jimbo and Ned walk over.) Jimbo: Well, if it isn't my little nephew Stanley, and his three friends. Stan: Hi, Uncle Jimbo. Hi Ned. Ned: Mmmmhimmm. Jimbo: Boys, we want you to meet someone. She's Ned's little niece, and is about your age. She's in the back room, playing with our new shipment of rifles. Kyle: Oh, cool! Ned: Mmmmlet me go get hermmm. (Ned walks over to the backroom and appears again with a small girl hiding behind him, her arms wrapped around his right leg.) Ned: Mmmdon't be afraidmmm. Girl: I'm not afraid, I'm just really cold! Jimbo: Boys, meet.. Nora. (Nora pops out behind Ned holding a large black gun.) Boys(except Cartman): Hey Nora! Nora: Hi Kyle, hi Stan, hi Kenny. (she glares at Cartman) You. Jimbo: You kids know each other? Cartman(glares back at Nora): Ah guess you could say that.. ~*~AnDi~*~ "T.. T is for turtle!" "Damn the smurfs! Damn ALLLL THE SMURFS!!" "Your sticks and stones can break my bones, but my words will drive you insane." "Dude.. I AM your father." "NOOO!"