BRAND NEW guess on eric's father (I am 93% sure)

With only two day to go till we know for sure, I thought like the rest of the world, "why not make some stupid guess". So here you go:

Most probably, since 5 weeks is not four weeks, it will be nobody. April Fool day, right? But I can do one better. It is Mrs. Cartman. Can you say Dolly? Can you say genetic scientist who probably spliced her genes? I mean, isn't it the perfect answer?

1) If Mrs. Cartman was really such a slut, do you think she would only have one child? I think not. Mrs. Cartman is INFERTAL!!! 2) Mrs. Cartman, and no one has noticed this, was another character in the room at the time and her name was not mentioned as a possibility. Come on, it has to be! 3) This is south park, which in real life and fiction, is a town where the most bizzare things happen. Aliens, anal probes, it is the realm of absolute possibility. So why can't it be? 4)Weirder things have happened on this show.

I am making my bet that Mrs. Cartman is indeed incapable of having children and decided to clone herself. Why that clone was not female proves that cartman (Eric) is indeed "a big fat fuck".

Case. Point.

Kurt Mueller

Only one more day to go! Kurt does not get comedy cetral and will not get to see this episode untill thursday or even friday! When posting on the web who cartman's father turns out to be, please put that info in the body and not in the subject so you don't spoil the surprise. I, however, will be surfing online at 10:01 trying to find out, so make sure to post as soon as we know.

One more theroy about cartman's dad.I think in the beggining, we will learn one name, then find out that was wrong and we will have another name at the end. Hmmm.

Kurt Mueller

Someone who doesn't want the surprise spoiled would probably be better off not coming to this ng. Few pay attention to nettiquette esp re spoilers.

"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy

I wonder is trey and Comedy Central read this newsgroup. They must get a kick out of watching us trying to second guess them. It is hard to imagine, but there is the chance that it will be something no one has guess. I can hardly wait. 3 hours, 50 minutes. EEEEEEE!!!!!

Poor Cartman.

Kurt Mueller

C'mon...if they ever tell who Cartmans dad is (And i really doubt it) then it's going to be John Elway.

Barry