Anyone been watching Letterman lately? Man, there's been a lotta SP shoutouts... (courtesy of www.cbs.com)
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(6/16) The Top Ten List with No Subject
10."Show me the monkey!"
- Richard Simmons' oil steward.
- Instead of "Frasier," the show would be called "Zach."
- Two words: Tiara rash.
- "Run for your lives -- it's Viagzilla!"
- He takes your temperature with his finger.
- "Did somebody say Mick Fleetwood?"
- Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and lesbian.
- Goodbye, Ginger Spice -- Hello, Lewinsky Spice!
1."Oh my God! They killed Kenny G.!"
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(6/22) Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Disney Movie
- It's two hours of accidental deaths at Disney's "Animal Kingdom."
- It's called "The Little Right Wing Militia That Could."
- Robert Downey, Jr. keeps trying to smoke the Flubber.
- Characters keep saying how great it will be to buy the video when it comes out.
- You find yourself thinking, "Did Minnie get implants?"
- It's advertised as being "from the makers of Euro-Disney."
- Music and lyrics by Roger Clinton.
- Mickey shouts: "Oh my God! They killed Goofy!"
- Minnie Mouse spends half the movie stranded on a deserted island with Anne Heche.
- There's five or six dalmatians, tops.
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(6/25) Top Ten Things Never Before Sung By a Gospel Choir (as sung by a gospel choir, natch)
- What a friend we have in Regis.
- Lather, rinse, repeat, (oh baby) lather, rinse, repeat.
- I'm really sad that Mariah Carey and Derek Jeter broke up.
- I'll take potpourri for one thousand, Alex.
- Godzillaaaaaa sucked.
- David Hasselhoff, stop sucking in your gut.
4. Check out my new computer. It's got a Pentium 2 processor, a 3.5 gig superdrive, active matrix monitor, 600 laser printer and a 10-speed CD-ROM.
- Restrooms are for customers only.
- Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
- Dave's insane.
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