A Marklar goes into a Marklar . . .

Dec 5, 2003, 3:41 PM ET11 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Humble Will Teachalt.tv.southpark

and the Marklar says "What'll you Marklar?"

The Marklar says, "I'll have a double Marklar, and some Marklars."

And the Marklar says, " Sorry, we don't serve Marklars here."

<ba-dum-pum . . . kishhhhhhhhh>

Just so you know, I'm ashamed the Dixie Chicks are from Texas.

"Humble Will Teach" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Thank you Marklars and Marklars, Marklar will be here all Marklar... and please don't forget to Marklar your Marklars."

On or about Sun, 07 Dec 2003 01:56:25 GMT, Buckaroo Banzai made the sensational claim that:

Marklar only means marklars. Using marklar as a marklar isn't good marklar.

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"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:XUyAb.24175$[email]...

made the sensational claim that:

marklar.

HEY! If Marklar chooses to use Marklar as Marklar, then that's Marklar's choice, not Marklars!

MARKLAR IS THE BEST MARKLAR EVER MARKLARED!

On or about Sun, 07 Dec 2003 05:50:20 GMT, Buckaroo Banzai made the sensational claim that:

No, marklars are persons, places, or things. Marklars are not. If marklars *were* marklars, then why marklar, marklar might as well just say marklar but marklar.

No, marklars are *not* marklars dammit.

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"LooseChanj" wrote in message news:H2PAb.27549$[email]...

made the sensational claim that:

Marklar's

marklars

but

Okay, Marklar admits that Marklar was wrong, and Marklar is right. Thanks for clearing that up for Marklar.

"The Ghost of General Lee" wrote in message news:[email]...

I marklar every marklar I marklar. (Okay, I'm all marklared out)