Proof I am Jerry Garcia

Here is the proof I am Jerry Garcia:

Recently I posted something on rec.music.gdead, it was about how when I was alive, Deadhead girls would suck my toes.

At first people asked if this was a joke and I said NO!! This is real.

So I responded saying it was not a joke and asked them what they thought about Deadhead chick suckin my toes.

A guy responded saying he would let me know what he thought if I would manifest a Deadhead girl for him. NO LESS THAN 45 MINUTES LATER(42 to be exact), A DEADHEAD GIRL RESPONDED, TO HIS REQUEST.

Here are the postings, you can check it out for yourself at Remarq or Deja. If you do the research, you will see that These posters are real people, I did not just make this up.

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Jerry's Spirit Message 1 of 21 Deadhead chicks sucked my Toes!!!!!!

I am the spirit of Jerry Garcia, when I was alive, cute Deadhead girls would suck my toes. What do you all think of that, was that great or what?!?! I think so!!! Jer

Feb 17, 11:12 AM Jerry's Spirit Message 4 of 21 Re: Deadhead chicks sucked my Toes!!!!!!

if thats a joke it is really not funny.. if it is a joke? you do not seem sure if its a joke or not well....... IT IS NOT!!!

its kinda sick if you ask me!!! What is sick about Deadhead girls suckin Jer's Toez??

we really dont need that kind of stuff around here..... I bet you would let a Deadhead gal suck your toes!! Would u like that??

Feb 17, 06:30 PM John Flanery (in response to Jerry's Spirit Message 5 of 21 Re: Deadhead chicks sucked my Toes!!!!!!

Hey, why don't you manifest a cute toe-sucking Deadhead girl for me, and I'll tell ya what I think!

Feb 17, 07:12 PM ScarletRain5 (in response to John Flanery Message 6 of 21 Re: Deadhead chicks sucked my Toes!!!!!! hey me me me I am a deadgirl and I will try anything once Peace Dana

I always knew Jerry Garcia is an idiot. (His fans are not any better)

"Jerry's Spirit" wrote in message news:[email]...

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On Fri, 25 Feb 2000 20:22:39 -0800, Jerry's Spirit wrote:

No one cares,

You're not Jerry Garcia, and thus no female in her right mind would ever touch you, trollboy.

Of course it is. Just like the perperual motion machine, cold fusion, and the Flying Dutchman.

No one cares. Weren't you listening?

You also said that you would leave if someone asked you to.

Well, someone did ask, but you're still here... so you're a bigger liar than before.

Can you hear that? Sounds like your dad coming to molest you again. You'd better go hide under the bed.

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

On Sat, 26 Feb 2000 14:02:33 GMT, [email] (Lone Wolf) wrote:

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Don't feed the trolls.

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

Fuck You are mean

He deserves it.

On Sat, 26 Feb 2000 14:53:18 -0800, "Brian Boitano" wrote:

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

"Lone Wolf" wrote in message news:[email]...

He deserves to be dipped in boiling sugar then tied to a mound of fire ants.

In article , "LooseChanj" wrote:

of fire ants.

WHY?

Because it would be funny and it would hurt.....

The Pacifist

Jerry's Spirit wrote in message news:[email]...

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"The Pacifist" wrote in message news:89ef35$kgv$[email]...

Hmmm, I was wondering who you the hell you were talking to...

Then I noticed:

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Oh, yeah, I killfiled him.

Wolfie, I can't *believe* you, of all people, let this two-bit troll drag you around by the collar. Look at you. A guy says he's the real dead Garcia, posting from beyond, AND YOU'RE ARGUING WITH HIM!

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On Sat, 26 Feb 2000 20:17:37 -0500, Dave wrote:

Don't feed the wolf.

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

I think Wolf had a crush on me when I was alive. I was never into men, back in the 60s, when sexual experiments were abound, but I still never did a guy.

I sure banged some cute Deaehead chickies. They were a-lickin' at my Jerri-Toez, sucked em' right up.

Hey wolf, even if I was alive, I would never go for you so give up. Besides, even if you were a cute girl, you would still be a Southpark fan, so FORGET IT. Go howl at the moon or Sniff someones ass, like a real K9 would.

I know you don't run in packs, so why be a FUDGE PACKER?

............Oh yeah, like Dave said, I lead you around like a K9 on a leash. ARF ARF ARF, now go back to Sniffin' the Asses, but stay away from mine.

Peace Man, Jerry Garcia

On Sat, 26 Feb 2000 19:39:37 -0800, Jerry's Spirit wrote:

<pathetic trolling snipped>

It's sad that you continually post here despite the fact that you claimed you would leave if asked... and someone asked, but you're still here.

I pity you. Have a nice day, if you can.

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

ROFLMAO! "Fudge, Packer?" Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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