How old IS Mr. Garrison, anyway?

I really had to wonder about this after seeing "Cliffhanger". He sure did seem to age a lot after only 9 years, didn't he! Maybe "Mr. Hat's" drinking problem has something to do with it. Booze tends to age a person quickly.

Anyway, I guess (with reference to "Weight-Gain 4000") that he's about the same age as Kathie Lee Gifford, but I don't know how the hell old she is either.

Oh, I also thought it was really funny that he was a balding, grey-haired little kid in "WG 4000", but all of a sudden in 1989 he's got a full head of brown hair! Toupee, perhaps...?

I don't know, any guesses? Right now I'm thinking "mid-forties"...

(Okay, maybe it IS a stupid thing to bring up, but at least it has nothing at all to do with you-know-what)

BTW, one other thing-- does anyone know what a "Cosmopolitan" is?

:)

"Losira"

Losira23 wrote:

i would have to say late 40s

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

If Garrison was in the same grade with Kathie Lee, he's 44, same as she is. (The reason I know this (irony) is that South Park made me interested in watching her show--it's sort of interesting, if you've just gotten up and haven't got your brain turned on yet. Beyond that, both Kathie Lee and Regis are about as compelling as a ball of sock lint.)

Losira23 wrote:

I used to know dammit. I have a Mr Boston's Bartenders guide around here somewhere.......when I find it, I'll post the ingredients for you. Where the hell is it.....dammit, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.....again......

Laura

Losira23 wrote in message ...

trying to think back to my drunken stupor days, i believe a cosmopolitan is citrus vodka and cranberry juice.