Nutrition Facts: Cheesy Poofs

Sep 6, 19987 posts by 6 posters
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Nick S Bensema

I bought a box of Cheesy Poofs at the Spencer's Gifts at Metrocenter. A 3 Oz. box is fairly large in size, probably because Cheesy Poofs, like all cheese-doodle clones, are mostly air. Indeed, since I only bought it for the box and to see what's inside, I can replenish my box of Cheesy Poofs with another 3 oz. bag of something similar which costs less than four dollars.

But looking at the nutrition facts, it seems at least some care was taken to make Cheesy Poofs slightly healthy, or at least non-lethal. I was expecting these nutrition facts to reveal that I was eating pure orange death, but instead what I found the most alarming were spelling errors. I thought it was spelled "protein". I'll look it up later.

And because I felt like it, I transcribed the data. See if it falls within your tolerances, and compare it to your brand of poofy cheese.

NUTRITION FACTS

Serving Size: 1/3 Package (28g) Servings Per Container: 3

Amount Per Serving Calories: 160 Calories from Fat: 85

			% Daily Amount
    Total Fat 10g             15%
       Saturated Fat 2g        8%
    Cholestorol 0mg            0%
    Sodium 280mg              12%
    Total Carbohydrate 18g     6%
      Dietary Fiber 0g
      Sugars 0g
    Protien 2g

Vitamin A: 0% Vitamin C: 0% Calcium: 2% Iron: 2%

* Percent of Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

                     Calories    2,000  2,500
Total Fat            Less than  65g    80g
  Saturated Fat      Less than  20g    25g
Cholestorol          Less than  300mg  300mg
Sodium               Less than  2400mg 2400mg
Total Carbohydrate              300g   375g
Dietary Fiber                   25g    30g

Calories per gram Fat 9 * Carbohydrate 4 * Protien 4

INGREDIENTS: CORN MEAL, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, WHEY, SALT, CHEDDAR CHEESE (MILK, SALT, CHEESE CULTURES, ENZYMES), REDUCED LACTOSE WHEY, MALTODEXTRIN, DISODIUM PHOSPHATE, SOUR CREAM (CULTURED CREAM, NONFAT DRY MILK), ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CITRIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, ARTIFICIAL COLOR (INCLUDING FD&C YELLOW #5, FD&C YELLOW #6), NATURAL FLAVOR

Item# 1404 Boston America Corp. Watertown, MA 02472

Nick Bensema 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445 duh

On 6 Sep 1998 06:17:04 GMT, [email] (Nick S Bensema) wrote:

<eats a cheesy poof>

Yum.

Rich Johnson alt.tv.southpark "Sometimes he's nutty, sometime's he's corny, he can be green or he can be brown.."

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998 08:59:15 -0000, "Social Scientist" wrote:

It's a conspiracy! The aliens are involved! Yes, the aliens that probed Fatty.

Rich Johnson alt.tv.southpark "Sometimes he's nutty, sometime's he's corny, he can be green or he can be brown.."

Nick S Bensema wrote:

Wow! Cheesy Poofs have nearly the exact same ingredients as Quisp! ! That is -- if you substitute the "cheddar cheese" entry with 42 different kinds of sugar -- you have the exact same product.

Coincidence? I think not. Quisp is made, after all, by an alien race far superior to our own.

======================================================== Pope Emperor FrogMaN the ZermaCroYd GuavaHeaD, XXXVIII Patron Saint of Easy Cheese, Burrowing Worms, and those edible candy necklaces. Founder and King God of the Order of the Burrowing Worm and Holy Guava. AND NOW THE TIM BROWN PAGE!!! TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!! http://home.earthlink.net/~rtoad/timmy.htm AND FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME! http://home.earthlink.net/~rtoad -- "Kissing is just pushing your lips against the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines." - the drew carey show ========================================================

And here is another post, certainly not from S.S., but attributed to her, from Windy.

This is true, the received an EMail that SnackyCakes were only 99c forand pack of 6 in Persia

TOSSERS!!! WHO CARES?????

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