Sorry about the delay but I've been on holiday for the last week. Here is the somewhat edited version, I could have put the whole chat session on but a lot of it was several teenage girls trying to wind Dave [Benson] and I up with talk of the Sultan... So erm here it is....
FANFIC AWARDS TRANSCRIPT
<Dave_Benson> EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! <CarmelAsh> ok * KyleBroslofski stares at Dave...I'M NOT SHORT! I'm just a little bit, umm, something. * KyleBroslofski cheers! :) * _Gyrex_ wonders what the fuck this caramel sauce thing is, even tho he has a very sick and twisted idea * KyleBroslofski sits in the chair, hugging the Cartman doll! ;P <Dave_Benson> THE AWARDS ARE BEING ANNOUNCED!!! <_Gyrex_> We gonna ride tonight <KyleBroslofski> In 50 minutes...have to be off at 3. <_Gyrex_> my little homie kenny died tonight * KyleBroslofski is silent <^stumpy^> You can be at the party gettin'....oopshit * _Gyrex_ shuts up * CarmelChick sits down and shuts up, waiting <mike_jakeman> Shut up and listen. <_Gyrex_> ok the awards for best spoof are <_Gyrex_> ... <_Gyrex_> ...what are they? <mike_jakeman> The first award is for best original character <^stumpy^> ? <_Gyrex_> ok <mike_jakeman> Gyrex, we have had to change the plan *** CarmelChick is now known as McCormickChick <mike_jakeman> me and Dave are going to painfully and slowly read them out <mike_jakeman> THE FIRST AWARD IS FOR BEST ORIGINAL CHARACTER * KyleBroslofski is silent <mike_jakeman> I have got some individual golden cookie graphics for the winners by the way, so I'll send them if you want them <_Gyrex_> to what?> <_Gyrex_> rats I wanted to announce best spoof darn <_Gyrex_> LOL @ stumpy * ^stumpy^ eats the toenails <mike_jakeman> Sheila Broslofski <_Gyrex_> LOL!!!! <mike_jakeman> is the winner <_Gyrex_> yay! *** KyleBroslofski is now known as SheilaBroslofski <_Gyrex_> go Sheila!!! * CarmelAsh chears and happy dances <SheilaBroslofski> HELLO!!!! This is Sheila here! <_Gyrex_> Kyle sheila won yay!!! * ^stumpy^ rubs his lips, tasted like chicken :) <_Gyrex_> Sheila Won yes! <^stumpy^> KICK ASS! * McCormickChick happy dances! <SheilaBroslofski> Speech? <_Gyrex_> SPEECH! * McCormickChick hugs Kyle <CarmelAsh> yes, talk sheila. <McCormickChick> Speech! * ^stumpy^ bangs his glass with a spoon until it shatters * CarmelAsh hugs kyle and sheila <Dave_Benson> make it short * _Gyrex_ throws mike infront of Sheila <mike_jakeman> well done kyle <Dave_Benson> no pun intended <_Gyrex_> a microphone, not the real mike <SheilaBroslofski> Ok! First of all, I'd like to thank...ERIC CARTMAN! and, then, i'd also like to thank ERIC CARTMAN!!! And, ERIC CARTMAN! AND YOU GUYS!!! YOU GUYS KICK ASS!!!!! ANd, ERIC CARTMAN!!! <mike_jakeman> oh okay <SheilaBroslofski> Jess: WHAT THE HELL?!?! *I* CREATED YOU! <_Gyrex_> LOL! * McCormickChick hugs Kyle <_Gyrex_> Nathan: What about me? * ^stumpy^ WTF? <SheilaBroslofski> Oh, you don't count, Jess! <mike_jakeman> KYLE: GET THE GIF FILE I SENT YOU! <_Gyrex_> I helped you kick ass is Psycho Bitch! * McCormickChick giggles * SheilaBroslofski thanks Nathan too! :) <_Gyrex_> <nathan just spoke> <mike_jakeman> Gyrex, shut up <_Gyrex_> Nathan: YAY! <_Gyrex_> hey <_Gyrex_> meanie * CarmelAsh is happy * SheilaBroslofski thanks everyone, gives hugs, and leaves! <CarmelAsh> ok, next award? <SheilaBroslofski> Jess: WHAT THE HELL?!?! *I* CREATED YOU! <_Gyrex_> let me wallow in others winnings please ;) * ^stumpy^ seals Gyrex's mouth with duct tape <mike_jakeman> THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR BEST SPOOF * _Gyrex_ rips off the duckt tape and farts on stumpy <^stumpy^> duckt? <^stumpy^> duct <_Gyrex_> hey I was gonna present this <^stumpy^> AGH! YOU FARTED! <CarmelAsh> can you two shut up so we can have the ceremony????????????? <^stumpy^> yes ma'am <mike_jakeman> The winner is PSYCHOMANIA by MIKE JAKEMAN <mike_jakeman> which was nice <Dave_Benson> take it to prvt chat if u can't be quiet * CarmelAsh cheers * McCormickChick cheers wildly <Dave_Benson> congrats mike <mike_jakeman> do I have to make a speech too? <^stumpy^> Way to go Mike! <^stumpy^> yes <CarmelAsh> if you want. <mike_jakeman> Okay <McCormickChick> I'm telling Linds the awards as they go <_Gyrex_> YESS MOTHER <_Gyrex_> YAY!!! <KyleBroslofski> WOOHOO!!!! <passes major cookies!!!> <_Gyrex_> go MIKE! * KyleBroslofski cheers and hugs! :) <_Gyrex_> SPEECH! * _Gyrex_ throws mike in front of mike! <mike_jakeman> well I'd like to thank Alfred Hitchcock for creating Psycho <_Gyrex_> heehee * _Gyrex_ cheers wildly * ^stumpy^ trys to picture that scene of mike running round in circles to be in front of himself :) * _Gyrex_ cheers wildly <mike_jakeman> but I would also like to mention Stumpy as he wrote the other really cool spoof fanfic and I didn't think that I had a chance of winning but hey, I WON!!!!! <_Gyrex_> YESS MOTHER <_Gyrex_> next award! * KyleBroslofski hugs Mike! :) * mike_jakeman hugs CarmelAsh * _Gyrex_ cheers wildly <_Gyrex_> next Award! <mike_jakeman> THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR BEST CROSSOVER <_Gyrex_> come on next award! Get a room you guys! <_Gyrex_> yay!! <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER IS POKE PARK BY SNOWCALICO <CarmelAsh> yay!!!!!!! * McCormickChick screams YAY YAY YA! <McCormickChick> *yay <mike_jakeman> THE FOURTH AWARD IS FOR BEST FIRST FANFIC <mike_jakeman> AND THE WINNER IS HOW TO KICK ASS IN TEN EASY STEPS BY KYLE BROSLOFKSI * ^stumpy^ cheers <McCormickChick> YEAH~ * CarmelAsh cheers and hugs kyle <_Gyrex_> Poke Park <_Gyrex_> Poke Park!!! <_Gyrex_> come on Poke Park! * McCormickChick keeps cheering * McCormickChick hugs Kyle reeeeeally tight <_Gyrex_> YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!! <_Gyrex_> KICKASS! * KyleBroslofski cheers wildly for SNOW, even though she ain't here!!!! <teleports cookies to her!> <_Gyrex_> I'll give the award to her!!! <KyleBroslofski> :) * CarmelAsh hits kim with bottle of carmel sauce <KyleBroslofski> YEAH!! :)_ <^stumpy^> SPEECH (another?) <mike_jakeman> Kyle, do you want another cookie award .gif file <_Gyrex_> send it to me I'll File Transfer it to her on ICQ <_Gyrex_> OOOh come on North Park! <_Gyrex_> NP <_Gyrex_> NP! <_Gyrex_> is it...? * _Gyrex_ prays <KyleBroslofski> Thank you, all!!!! Wow!!!!! <KyleBroslofski> 12 fics later...here I am! ;P <_Gyrex_> wait a minute The Quickie was Kyle's First Fanfic! <_Gyrex_> wasn't it? <KyleBroslofski> I'd like to thank all you guys, Carmel Sister, and all!!! :) <KyleBroslofski> SUre! :) <_Gyrex_> isn't The Quickie Kyle's first tho? <KyleBroslofski> And, I'd like to thank my brain for coming up with the idea of starting 'fics! ;P * CarmelAsh is very happy right now <_Gyrex_> Wasn't it? You know thee Quickie! That was Kyle's First one? <Dave_Benson> both were nominated, i thought <mike_jakeman> I'm just reading off davester's list! <KyleBroslofski> Yeah, both are nominated...(quickie was in scripted category) <_Gyrex_> but HTKAI10ES was not her first <mike_jakeman> Gyrex, don't be pedantic! <_Gyrex_> and North Park was in best 3 parter <Dave_Benson> don't worry about it now <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD! <mike_jakeman> BEST KENNY FANFIC <CarmelAsh> ok, whats next...oooh! <mike_jakeman> KYLE: do you like the gifs? <McCormickChick> YES! * McCormickChick prays <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER IS..... * ^stumpy^ drumroll <mike_jakeman> MCCORMICK BY KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * CarmelAsh cries and hugs kim and cheers and passes her carmel sauce <KyleBroslofski> YEAH! THEY Kick Ass! :) * McCormickChick leaps about cheering, huggling everyone! <McCormickChick> YES! <KyleBroslofski> WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! <KyleBroslofski> YEAH!! * CarmelAsh does happy dance * KyleBroslofski hugs, passes carmel, cheers, and hands over a Sultan!!!! :) <mike_jakeman> KYLE: do you like the gifs? <KyleBroslofski> HAPPY! :) <McCormickChick> JOY JOY! <CarmelAsh> yay!!!! speech!!!!!!!! <McCormickChick> WOOHOOHOOHOO! <KyleBroslofski> (Ok, we're sounding like Ren & Stimpy! ;P) <McCormickChick> speech! Yes! gimme the mike! <NathanMarsh> So who got 2nd place? <NathanMarsh> in first <NathanMarsh> fanfic <KyleBroslofski> WHEE! :) * KyleBroslofski hands over the mike! :) <McCormickChick> that was the point, Kyle dear :) <NathanMarsh> Got dissconected * mike_jakeman gives the mike to kim * McCormickChick stands in front of the mike, quivering with excitment <NathanMarsh> huh? <NathanMarsh> What did I miss? * CarmelAsh is still dancing <CarmelAsh> kim won!!!!! <McCormickChick> well, I just want to say that I never thought McCormick would go so far.. <McCormickChick> In fact, I was reluctant to even continue when I first started writing it <NathanMarsh> McCormick won 3 parter huh? <CarmelAsh> best kenny <McCormickChick> I'm glad I did. <McCormickChick> I'd like to thank my friends, Ashley, Kyle, Alyssa, Lindsay, for their support and threatening to kill me should I not finish it <_Gyrex_> so who got secong place for fisrt fanfic * CarmelAsh sniffs <McCormickChick> As well as Trey and Matt, who played a big part in McCormick, in more ways then one <mike_jakeman> dunno <KyleBroslofski> Heh heh! ;P * CarmelAsh is going to cry, really she is <mike_jakeman> shall I move on? <McCormickChick> My fellow Carmel Sisters, who are the only ones to understand * KyleBroslofski is too, Ash!!! :) <McCormickChick> And Trey's ass, you know I love it. Thank you all! <^stumpy^> ???? <KyleBroslofski> YEAH! <CarmelAsh> yeah, thank the ass! * McCormickChick catches her breath from hurriedly finishing the speech, hopping away from the mike <mike_jakeman> Right then NEXT AWARD <mike_jakeman> IS FOR BEST KYLE FIC * CarmelAsh grabs kim and dances with her * McCormickChick happy dances * McCormickChick huggling all her friends <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD * _Gyrex_ stands back behind everyone * _Gyrex_ is looking glum <mike_jakeman> IS FOR BEST KYLE FIC <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER IS <_Gyrex_> snow? <_Gyrex_> or davester? <mike_jakeman> THE HAVE MADE A MOTHER OUT OF KYLE BY SNOWCALICO!!!!!!! <mike_jakeman> THEY even <_Gyrex_> YAY SNOW!!!!!!!!! * KyleBroslofski CHEERS SNOW!!!!!!!!! :) * CarmelAsh happy dances * _Gyrex_ throws confetti in the air <mike_jakeman> KIM, GET THE FILE I'VE SENT <McCormickChick> YAY! <McCormickChick> Go Snowie! <mike_jakeman> Thanks, tell me what you think? <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD -> [McCormickChick] PING <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD, NEXT AWARD, NEXT AWARD <_Gyrex_> is? <mike_jakeman> BEST STAN FANFIC <_Gyrex_> yay!! <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER IS FINDING UNKNOWN KINDNESS <mike_jakeman> BY THE DAVESTER * CarmelAsh cheers <_Gyrex_> YAY DAVESTER!!! <mike_jakeman> so he'll be pleased <Dave_Benson> thats not me, BTW <McCormickChick> yay! <_Gyrex_> SPEECH ANYWAY! <_Gyrex_> LOL <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD IS FOR BEST CARTMAN FIC <_Gyrex_> YAY! <CarmelAsh> oooh... <_Gyrex_> CHEESY POOF CRISIS! <McCormickChick> YES! * KyleBroslofski cheers THE DAVESTER!!! :) <_Gyrex_> or the Detective one! <_Gyrex_> YAE! <_Gyrex_> whhich one? <mike_jakeman> SOUTH PARK CONFIDENTIAL BY KYLE BROSLOFSKI <_Gyrex_> YAY! <_Gyrex_> GO KYLE! <_Gyrex_> MORE SPEECHES!!! * _Gyrex_ hugs Kyle <McCormickChick> yay! * McCormickChick huggles Kyle * KyleBroslofski hugs her Cartman merchandise!!! :) * KyleBroslofski hugs everyone!!! :) <_Gyrex_> Nathan: YAY! Go Jess! <KyleBroslofski> I'd like to thank all of you guys again, and Cartman too! :P <mike_jakeman> JESS! JESS! <_Gyrex_> LOL * CarmelAsh hugs kyle <_Gyrex_> JESs! Jess! <Dave_Benson> congrats jess <KyleBroslofski> WOW! <shocked> :) <_Gyrex_> 3 ones! <_Gyrex_> dang * KyleBroslofski hugs the everyone and happy dances! :) * _Gyrex_ happy dances! <_Gyrex_> heehee <KyleBroslofski> What is a "The everyone"? * CarmelAsh happy dances * _Gyrex_ throws around dancing jellybeans for Kyle! <_Gyrex_> Yay! <KyleBroslofski> YEAH!!! :) Dancing jellybeans! <mike_jakeman> OKAY, NEXT AWARD IS <_Gyrex_> ?? <mike_jakeman> BEST FLASHBACK FIC <_Gyrex_> QYa <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER ISN'T ON THE CHANNEL BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL TELL HER <KyleBroslofski> YEAH! :) <mike_jakeman> IT IS THE UNNAMED BY ALYSSA <_Gyrex_> who? <_Gyrex_> tay!!!! * CarmelAsh cheers <KyleBroslofski> YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <McCormickChick> yahoo! <DrBuzz> Davester posted to the newsgroup a little while ago. Said he was at #alt.tv.southpark, and no one was there. * McCormickChick happy dances <mike_jakeman> I know <mike_jakeman> I've e-mailed him <methodica> hi southpark people <KyleBroslofski> I emailed Alyssa. <mike_jakeman> NEXT AWARD IS BEST 'FIC IN THE FUTURE * McCormickChick knows Blunder Years has no chance of winning, but prays anyway <mike_jakeman> THE WINNER IS (SURPRISE, SURPRISE) KYLE BROSLOFSKI WITH THE KENNY MYSTERY * CarmelAsh hugs kyle and cheers <McCormickChick> YAY! * McCormickChick huggles Kyle, then Ash, then Trey, then Trey's ass * KyleBroslofski cheers, and says, "Kim, you deserve it more than I do!" :) <McCormickChick> nono, dear, you really do deserve it <McCormickChick> Blunder Years sucked * CarmelAsh calls for a carmel group hug <KyleBroslofski> NO IT DIDN'T! I LOVED IT! * KyleBroslofski group hugs! * CarmelAsh hugs, and everyone in the hug grabs Trey's ass * McCormickChick gives a big, sticky carmel group hug <McCormickChick> brb <KyleBroslofski> Hehe! 'Tis a nice ass! :) * mike_jakeman and Dave sit and look <CarmelAsh> yes, very * mike_jakeman points out to Dave that nice ass <methodica> bye * mike_jakeman doesn't mean Trey's <_Gyrex_> so what happened while I was gone? <mike_jakeman> Kyle won another * CarmelAsh realizes that Trey would like to breathe <_Gyrex_> which one? <mike_jakeman> Best fic in the future <mike_jakeman> GET THE FILE KYLE <CarmelAsh> who's then mike? <_Gyrex_> yay Kenny Mystery! <mike_jakeman> NEXT ONE IS BEST 2 PARTER <_Gyrex_> ungh <McCormickChick> can someone send me the file again? <mike_jakeman> AFTER THIS I'M HANDING OVER TO DAVE AND THEN WE'LL BOTH DO THE LAST TWO <mike_jakeman> Kim, why? <McCormickChick> through AOL this time? <KyleBroslofski> Yep! got it! <mike_jakeman> D'yer like it? <KyleBroslofski> I don't have for Best Cartman though... <McCormickChick> because I didn't get it right <mike_jakeman> I'll send it <mike_jakeman> GET THE FILE! * _Gyrex_ wishes he had a cookie <KyleBroslofski> yeah <mike_jakeman> Kim, why do you need it again? <KyleBroslofski> got 'em both. <McCormickChick> I dont know, it didn't load right * KyleBroslofski gotta go in under 30 minutes....:*( * CarmelAsh hugs kyle * ^SilverRaven^ bursts in the front door and throws bags of Cheesy Poofs about for everyone! <mike_jakeman> BEST 2 PARTER IS CHEESY POOF CRISIS BY KYLE!!!!!! <McCormickChick> hurry up~ <^SilverRaven^> I thought it was at 1pm California time?? <CarmelAsh> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * CarmelAsh hugs kyle <KyleBroslofski> eastern time <McCormickChick> yay! <KyleBroslofski> WHOA!!! DUDE! * KyleBroslofski hugs!!!! :) <_Gyrex_> ooh! an op! <_Gyrex_> hi BitchMom! <McCormickChick> it's BitchMom, right <McCormickChick> ? <_Gyrex_> Set the topic to The Annual Awards Ceremony! <mike_jakeman> yes <CarmelAsh> hey then! <g> I just got IRC today, this is fun <Dave_Benson> THE AWARD FOR BEST 3-PARTNER GOES TO . . . . <mike_jakeman> Shall I do the awards next year as well? * KyleBroslofski is totally speechless (for once) ;P <^SilverRaven^> I was told it was at ONEpm California time. oh well. <_Gyrex_> North Park or McCormick <_Gyrex_> hmm I wonder <CarmelAsh> yes, of course, maybe then I'll have a fic written * McCormickChick awaits with tension * CarmelAsh holds kims hand <KyleBroslofski> Yeah! :) * _Gyrex_ hangs his head <_Gyrex_> not me of course <^SilverRaven^> brb, I'm lagging. <Dave_Benson> McCormick by KIM <_Gyrex_> thought so * BitchMom bursts in the front door and throws bags of Cheesy Poofs about for everyone! <BitchMom> Better? <McCormickChick> YES! * McCormickChick happy dances * _Gyrex_ shakes Kim's hand and Says "Congrats, yours whould win anyway" * CarmelAsh hugs kim and dances and passes carmel and sutlan <Dave_Benson> THE AWARD FOR BEST 4-PARTER GOES TO . . . . <BitchMom> Sorry I'm late, I was under the impression that it wasn't for another hour. <mike_jakeman> KYLE AND KIM, GET YOUR COOKIES NOW! <_Gyrex_> well bye everyone... <McCormickChick> I love you guys... <McCormickChick> *sniff* <CarmelAsh> don't worry, its been pretty confuzeled <_Gyrex_> ...as if anyone cares <Dave_Benson> The Kenny Mystery by Kyle Broslofski! <CarmelAsh> *sniff* <McCormickChick> YES! <mike_jakeman> bye Gyrex...... * CarmelAsh hugs kyle and hands her the sultan * CarmelAsh is getting sick of lugging him around <Dave_Benson> I'll hurry thing up a little so people who have to leave will be here for it all <CarmelAsh> ok <mike_jakeman> KIM: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE COOKIES? <CarmelAsh> how many left? <McCormickChick> I love dem! <Dave_Benson> THE AWARD FOR BEST 4+ - PARTER GOES TO . . . . <mike_jakeman> cool! * KyleBroslofski huggies :) <mike_jakeman> Carmel about 8 * KyleBroslofski happy dances! CHEEERSSSSSS! :) <sniffies!> YEAH! <mike_jakeman> including the two big ones * KyleBroslofski hugs and dances around, and gives some dancing jellybeans! :) <KyleBroslofski> Yep! :) <KyleBroslofski> I love ya too! :) * KyleBroslofski dances about! :) Wheee! :) * KyleBroslofski takes a Sultan and, well.....Hmmm....;P <KyleBroslofski> Okees! :) <CarmelAsh> ok * CarmelAsh decides that she needs a sultan and takes him from kyle <Dave_Benson> THE AWARD FOR BEST 4+-PARTER GOES TO . . . . . <KyleBroslofski> Hehe! :) <mike_jakeman> erm.. come on! <Dave_Benson> Psychomania by Mike Jakeman <CarmelAsh> yay!!!!!1 * CarmelAsh cheers <mike_jakeman> YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! <mike_jakeman> That's the one I wanted! <mike_jakeman> TWO AWARDS FOR ME! <mike_jakeman> YAYAYAYAYAY! * mike_jakeman slaps Dave_Benson around a bit with a large trout <McCormickChick> hurry up, I need to go really soon <mike_jakeman> Like the cookies Kim? <KyleBroslofski> WHEEEEE!!! <passes cookies!!!!> :) <mike_jakeman> :))))))) <KyleBroslofski> Me too...About 15 or so mins... <mike_jakeman> Me VERY happy! <Dave_Benson> THE BEST SCRIPTED FIC GOES TO . . . . STUMPY'S SPOOF o' RAMA By STUMPY THE GRASSHOPPER <McCormickChick> yay! <KyleBroslofski> You gonna send yourself the file? ;P * CarmelAsh cheers <mike_jakeman> I already have done!!! <KyleBroslofski> WHEEEEEEEE! :) <passes cookies to Stumpy via telepathy! ;P> <Dave_Benson> BEST NARRATED FANFIC GOES TO . . . McCORMICK BY KIM * CarmelAsh hugs kim <KyleBroslofski> :) <McCormickChick> yay! <KyleBroslofski> YEAH!!!!! KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM!!! * KyleBroslofski hugs Kim! <hyper..hyyyyper!> <mike_jakeman> KIM GET THE FILE!!! <martin322> Hi <CarmelAsh> hey <martin322> The fic awards are in an hour? <CarmelAsh> no, they are almost done. <KyleBroslofski> WHEE! :) <mike_jakeman> There will be a transcript on the newsgroup <Dave_Benson> BEST FANFIC WEBSITE GOES TO . . . . SNOWCALICO'S SOUTH PARK WEBSITE <CarmelAsh> obsessive talking and all? <CarmelAsh> yay!!!!!! * CarmelAsh cheers <McCormickChick> yay! <martin322> Go Snow <mike_jakeman> kim, did you get thr latest cookie? <McCormickChick> yes <ShOrTii> Hellooooooo everybody <mike_jakeman> so you like them? *** ShOrTii is now known as WeightGain2000 <McCormickChick> yes, just keep going! <McCormickChick> I need these done, fast <KyleBroslofski> YEAH!!!!!!!!!! * KyleBroslofski cheers for SNOW!! :) <mike_jakeman> OKAY THERE ARE THREE AWARDS LEFT, BEST WRITER, BEST FANFIC AND LIFETIME ACHEIVEMENT <mike_jakeman> THE BEST WRITER AWARD GOES TO.... <CarmelAsh> oooh.... <McCormickChick> ooh! go! Fast! <KyleBroslofski> me too! <clock looms at her> <mike_jakeman> TELL THEM DAVE! * McCormickChick 's heart thumps * martin322 ponders <McCormickChick> HURRY UP! <McCormickChick> I NEED TO GO! * BitchMom sits down and ponders with martin. <sucks huh?> <WeightGain2000> Hello? <mike_jakeman> OKAY, STEP UP TO THE MIKE KYLE BROSLOFSKI!!! * McCormickChick thumps on the monitor <Dave_Benson> Kyle Broslofski <McCormickChick> WOOHOO! <martin322> Yay * CarmelAsh cheers and dances * McCormickChick huggles Kyle tiiiight <CarmelAsh> its the awards, sorry. <KyleBroslofski> I don't believe it! I'm seriously shaking and crying here.. <KyleBroslofski> YOU GUYS DESERVE IT MORE THAN I DO!!! <passes some cookies> * CarmelAsh is very happy <martin322> Yum * McCormickChick huggles tiiiights <Dave_Benson> The best overall fanfic goes to . . . . <McCormickChick> heart pounding.. <mike_jakeman> KYLE GET THE FILE!!!! <KyleBroslofski> I'd like to thank all you guys, my family, friends (some in school), and EVERYONE!!!!! <faints dead away> <McCormickChick> thump thump thumpthumpthump.. <mike_jakeman> ONLY 2 MORE AWARDS TO GO!! <Dave_Benson> go ahead and spill it, mike <KyleBroslofski> Got it <shaking> <McCormickChick> Go! <mike_jakeman> MCCORMICK BY KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE DESERVED IT TOO! * martin322 passes out bottles of vodka <McCormickChick> YES YES YES YES YES! * CarmelAsh dances and hugs and dances more <CarmelAsh> you did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* <KyleBroslofski> WHEEEEEEEE!!!! :) <KyleBroslofski> <more tears of happinesss!!!!!!> <mike_jakeman> GET THE FILE KIM!!! <Dave_Benson> oh, don't no one leave just yet we have one more to hand out <mike_jakeman> GO, GO GO!! <martin322> Woohoohoohoohoo * KyleBroslofski hugs, dances, and just totally CELEBRATES!!! <KyleBroslofski> KiM YOU DID IT!!!!!! :) <KyleBroslofski> Okees! <mike_jakeman> THERE IS STILL ONE MORE AWARD TO HAND OUT AND I WANT TOTAL SILENCE! <CarmelAsh> give it quick, some people have to leave. <McCormickChick> OH MY GOD! <CarmelAsh> ok <McCormickChick> You guys..you're my best friends.. * McCormickChick is silent <mike_jakeman> THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS DECIDED BY THE JUDGES. AND I AM VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT GOES TO MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE FANFIC WRITER WHO HAS JUST RETIRED, <mike_jakeman> MARTIN HAZELBOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <mike_jakeman> THAT CONCLUDES THE 1998 SOUTH PARK FANFIC AWARDS! * martin322 slams his bottle of vodka down * McCormickChick huggles *everyone*..."I love you guys!" <McCormickChick> I've gotta go! Bye! * CarmelAsh huggles room <Dave_Benson> CONGRATS MARTIN <CarmelAsh> thank you all. <McCormickChick> <grasping her award with tears in her eyes, she rushes to get ready> <CarmelAsh> you are the coolestr. <martin322> I'd like to thank all you guys, and the Metallica album Ride the Lightning which I was listening to during every time I wrote * KyleBroslofski hugs EVERYONE!!! I'M STILL SHOCKED!!! <mike_jakeman> Martin, I'm sending you a Cookie Award * CarmelAsh is leaveing for now, bye! <martin322> Yeehah <martin322> I'mrecieving <mike_jakeman> But you must open the file and say what you think of the design <Dave_Benson> i have to go all, everyone better be here next weekend or i'll bust out the ass kickin' stick <mike_jakeman> So does everyone want a 1999 FANFIC AWARDS?
That is the eternal question! To have another fanfic awards, or not to have another fanfic awards!
I have GoldeN Cookie Awards for each of the winners, so if you want one and you weren't at the ceremony just e-mail me with the name of the category you won. Okay?
Oh last thing, I have loved everyone's christmas fanfics, I've just read several as I've been away for a few days. GYREX! DON'T RETIRE! PSYCHO BITCH AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE BRILLIANT!