Here's my take:
CHEF: Hello, children! Today's special is Microsoft Gumbo; that's basically apple-sauce mixed with sharp pieces of glass.
And another Chef-ism from one of my fanfics:
CHEF: Hello, children! Today's special is Jerry Springer Motza; that's basically a bunch of crackers thrown in a blender.
Finally, from another of my fanfics:
CHEF: Hello, children! Today's special is Spice Girls bouillabaisse; that's basically a tuna-fish gumbo.
CARTMAN: I'll just have the white albacore, none of the scary stuff.
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