OK, I Am Firmly Convinced Now...

Trey and Matt are out there! We know you're in there, you guys, come out and face us as the geniuses you are! OK, a new piece of evidence added to the pile:

Does anyone remember, long before NWOMA, and before I introduced myself but was reading the group, someone said that maybe John Elway was Cartman's father? "And then he can brag to his friends, and then they get really pissed, and..." They're here. They're watching, listening. And they've *read* our *fanfics*!! Aaaaaah!

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

I think maybe they post messages here from time to time, disguised as just another fan. Maybe just to stir up confusion or to see how we react to an idea. They both strike me as fairly whimsical. I think they might do something like that . . .

~Crib Rat

..and maybe they peek in your window at night.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

<sigh> Skeptics, skeptics. Trey and Matt are *HERE*. It's not too hard to find this newsgroup, and remember, they've gone into the Palace chat and such trying to find out how people like the show. Personally, I'd *kill* to have Trey and Matt talking to us here (as long as they didn't laugh their asses off at us). I had a dream last night where Lindsay and I met them at the mall...very cool dream. I forgot most of it, though.

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

OK, Matt and Trey if you're here GET YOUR ASSES OUT AND TALK TO US!! Its not like its never been done...I post at Alt.fan.admiral-twin and alt.fan.hanson, and at the AT board, the guys in the band post, and at the Hanson one their videographer posts... so guys, tell us if your here or not, at least.

Spazley "Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail thru the changin' ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? I don't know.."

Wait a minute!!

Now it all makes sense!!

You and Lindsay have been posing as "innocent 12 year old girls" when all along it is you-- you-- who are really Trey and Matt!! Matt and Trey!! Trey and Matt!! I'm on to you, wiseacres!! You'd better watch it!! I'm putting my team of crazed monkeys on the case right away, and they'll hunt you down, sniff you out, and expose you as the vile and tawdry virtual ageplay-oriented transvestites that you really are!!

GRRR!!

GRRR!!

GRRR!!

Where's my blood pressure medication?!!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Alright, alright, you caught me! I'm Trey and Lindsay's Matt.. <ducks thwaps from Lindsay> Sorry, when Lindsay and I compare each other to a duo, Lindsay repeatedly points out that she is most like Trey Parker (LIAR!). Really, though... You think *we're* those two geniuses?! I'm flattered! Do we really seem *that* smart? Do we write our fanfics *that* well?! Or was it just room for a joke? I doubt Trey and Matt would pose as 12-year old girls...then again... Hmm..I know! It's not us... Alyssa! Snow! Come clean! ;)

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

Well... I'm just gonna say this... If Trey and Matt wanted to pose as two 12 year old girls... they'd do it REALLY well, wouldn't they? So well that no one could tell they weren't 12 year old girls unless they tried REALLY hard, right? You seem exactly like 12 year old girls. Okay, above average 12 year old girls. Happy now? Does this mean I should call off my crazed monkeys, then?

--Morris Stegosaurus

Maybe I should have just confessed they peek in my window at night :P hehehe

~Crib Rat

Somehow, I don't see that logic. If we seem like 12-year old girls, then we're 12-year old girls. End of game!

Yes, please do.

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

Aha!! You, my friend, have apparently never dealt with the fiendish Austro-Mexican Gazpacho!! Think about it very carefully: If Matt and Trey wanted to infilitrate this newsgroup and observe undetected, the best way to do so would be to assume identies as diametrically opposed to their real identities as possible, so as to throw would-be Matt-and-Trey hunters off their scent! Now do you see? *Do* *you* *see*?! We'll fight them on the beaches! We'll fight them on the verandas! We'll fight them on the patio furniture!

Not just yet, Miss Deneuve, not just yet. The game is afoot! Fly, my pretties!!

--Morris Stegosaurus

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<SNIPPITY SNIP SNIIIP>

You don't have to *post* to a newsgroup to read it. They M&T could just be * lurkers* ("N: People who read a newsgroup but don't post to it." -- the_davester's online dictionary) .

-----> the davester: [email] No, that online dictionary is NOT real. Nirvana Song Encyclopedia: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/nirvana/ The Infamous (HA HA) Nirvana/South Park crossover fanfic: http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/southpark/crossover.txt

[email] wrote:

Well... yes.

This thought *had* occurred to me, oh most Davacious of the Davesters, but M&T I don't think would easily pass up the opportunity to disguise themselves (for example, as pubescent girls) and wreak havoc amogst their fans, would they? Oh, they're here, alright! Mark me words! Go ahead, mark them! Mark them, dammit!! You're not marking them! Mark them! Do it!

--Morrister Stegosauruster

<dies> If I send you a picture of me and Lindsay, will that convince you?

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

Bwah ha ha!!

Just for what kind of fool do you take me, Ms. Jessamime?! I will not be decieved by such petty, petty trickery!! As any newborn pup knows, 'tis a simple matter for you and your compadre to scan a picture of, say, your doting niece, Grushenka, and try to pass her image off as your own!! (Especially obvious to me, considering I'm already using my brother's older than 21 ID to get into bars in New York.)

No! I will not be tricked! I will not be decieved! I will not be broasted! I will not be poached! (Maybe later.)

No, I will uncover the truth, and I will shout it from the rooftops of Paris!! Here I stand before you, bloodied but unbowed: by the sword of Jesus, I will make you proud!!!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Been reading too many classics, haven't you? OK, let me tell you one more time: We...are...not...Trey...and...Matt! Good? Good. Now say it with me: We...are...not...Trey....and...Matt. Right. Now just keep saying that, over and over, take these two pills, and call me in the morning.

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

Just theorize with me for just a moment that you are Trey and Matt. Are you with me on this? You are Trey and Matt. Got it? Good. I've just confronted you on this. I'm saying that you are Trey and Matt. You are Trey and Matt. Still with me? Good. What is your reaction likely to be? Remember, you are Trey and Matt. Are you likely to say, "Yup. You found us out. Bye now." Or,

"OK, let me tell you one more time: We...are...not...Trey...and...Matt! Good? Good. Now say it with me: We...are...not...Trey....and...Matt. Right. Now just keep saying that, over and over, take these two pills, and call me in the morning. "

See? Your own denial is incriminating you, Miss Gallowglass!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Where the f*ck do you keep getting those names like Ms. Glowglass? do you have a private stockpile of Victorian novels, or what? Ok, you have no proof that Lindsay and I are not Trey and Matt....but do you have any proof that we *are* Trey and Matt. <realizes something> No! It's *you*! *You*, you fool! *You* are Trey and Matt!!!

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Oh, that's very crafty, Lady Tuillerie! But your tawdry tactic of misdirection will not, nay... cannot prevail!! You want proof?! Very well then!! It is proof, yes *proof*, that you shall have!!

Fact: The nick under which you are operating is "Gumpels".

Fact: "ELS" stands for, "every last smidgen", in the "Cookin' w' Abb'iations" cook book, written by Sedgwick Carter.

Fact: Sedgwick Carter's older brother's name is... Matt!

Fact: Gump is the second word in the title of the movie "Forrest Gump".

Fact: Tom Hanks was nominated for best actor for "Forrest Gump".

Fact: Peter Fonda was nominated for best actor this year.

Fact: The name Peter is derived from the latin "Petra" meaning "Stone"!

Conclusion: You are, in fact, Matt Stone!

It is irrefutable! Irrefutable, I say!!

As for your petty accusation that *I* am, in fact, one of the perpetrators of South Park, I laugh at this. Laugh! A ha ha ha ha ha! Tee hee! Chuckle, chuckle! Guffaw! Chortle! Unlike you, *I* am not posting anonymously from a straw-man AOL account! I am a registered student of New York University, as anyone with a bit of time and energy could easily verify! So put that in your nefarious little crackpipe and smoke on it, why don't you?!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Wow...I graduated from NYU's College of Arts and Science back in '94. Small fricken' world. If you know any of the guys from the TKE chapter there, tell them the SANDMAN sez hello.

And as to your slew of facts, I don't know whether to applaud you for fine detective skills, or suggest you cut down on the glue sniffing.

Any how....happy posting.

THE Sandman.

OKAY... THIS IS GETTING TO GO TOO FAR. LOOK AT THE DESTRUCTION WE'VE CAUSED... A FLAME WAR!!!! Well <sighs> the jig is up. I'm afraid I admit that *I* am Matt (Trey doesn't post here). ARE YOU HAPPPY NOW?! Now you know the awful truth!!!! Sigh... it was a good game. But now that I'm exposed, I suppose that I am ruined.

1. I'm posting from DejaNews. *ANYBODY* can get a DN account. 2. Matt Stone, when reversed into Enots ttaM, is my password (you'll have to take my word on this) 3. That's all I'm saying for now.

Now I can't post to this NG because you people would *hound* me with questions DAY AND NIGHT!!! I have a show to write, remember?!

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-----> the davester: [email] Biggest liar in the solar system.

Nirvana Song Encyclopedia: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/nirvana/ The 'Trolls of AMN' Webpage: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/troll/ The Infamous (HA HA) Nirvana/South Park crossover fanfic:

BTW - that was a joke. I AM NOT MATT STONE. http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/southpark/crossover.txt

[email] wrote:

Alright, that clinches it.

We can scratch the Davester off the list of suspects.

Run along, little boy. Go play with your jacks, or your pogs, or your marbles, or what have you. There's merriment afoot!

--Morris Stegosaurus

I have a very logical explination for htis, though it is embaressing and I prefer not to share it..

<curses to herself> Guess I can't brag to Lindsay, then.. (see previous posts for what I'm talking about). As for these little 'facts', if you haven't made most them up, have you spent half your life looking them up, or what?

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Well... yes. I knew you'd rather have me think you were Trey, but I couldn't figure out a good, elegant way to derive "Parker".

Oh, piffle, I say! You wanted proof and it is proof, yes proof! that I gave!! You want the proof? You want the proof? You can't handle the proof!!

--Morris Stegosaurus

I have one question...how many 12 yearolds would even be able to make the connection between a name such as Ms. Glowglass and the use of such names in Victorian tales? Or use the word stockpile for that matter? Either we are dealing with a child prodigy here...or someone WELL beyond Junior High.

THE Sandman. On 23 Jun 1998 21:08:01 GMT, [email] (GUMPELS) wrote:

Well, they tell me I'm gifted..as for the Ms. Glowglass and Victorian novels thing...I read a lot. Probably where I got the word 'stockpile', too...

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote:

(That's two questions)

Aha! Another acolyte flocking to my banner! Right you are, Sandman, right you are! Once again, Trey and Matt show their hand! Join us, join us and together we will tear asunder these juvenile masks behind which Monsieurs Stone and Parker so pussilanimously cower!!

Once more, unto the breech!!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Ok..That does it......unstable conspiracy theorists that quote Shakespeare is where I draw the line!!! (And Richard II of all plays?)

THE Sandman

On 23 Jun 1998 21:44:39 GMT, [email] (Keith M. Kurzman) wrote:

[email] wrote:

Actually, I intended that as a quote from "The Fantasticks", but I suppose it could go either way, since I didn't specify...

Does that mean you're abandoning the cause?

--Morris Stegosaurus

Since they won't admit it I'll tell you for them. They're not Matt & Trey, but instead they're Elvis Presley and John Belushi. Hi guys!! I don't know about you Elvis, but John's cool!

~Crib Rat

Oh no, they killed Kim(my)! You bastards!

~Jen (sorry.. had to.. I know.. it was corny.. corny.. hehe.. hee hee.. haha.. .........ok, ok, another bad reference... =P ..)

<suddenly goes near-insane at being called Kimmy> Never...call....me....that...*AGAIN*!!! <sweetly> Ok?

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

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While we're on the subject, I prefer not to be called Dave. I am *the davester*, not Dave (they never found the intestines of the last person that called me 'Dave').

-----> the davester: [email] DAVESTER! DAVESTER! DAVESTER GODDAMMIT!

Nirvana Song Encyclopedia: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/nirvana/ The 'Trolls of AMN' Webpage: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/troll/ The Infamous (HA HA) Nirvana/South Park crossover fanfic: http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/southpark/crossover.txt

[email] wrote:

I went through a phase a couple years back in which I insisted that everyone call me "Baron Maurice Raphael, Lord High Emperor of Pants", except I could only get three guys to do it. Now that I'm out of that phase, I still can't get them to call me anything else. Everytime I walk by their apartment, I dread hearing "hey look, it's the Baron!"

The moral of this story, Davester, is that you should be careful what you wish for: it might freeze that way.

--Morris Stegosaurus

Eek! I should have known my newbieness would get me in trouble. My apologies, ma'am. Forgive me?

~Jen

You are very much forgiven. Actaully, nobody knows that I can't stand that nickname..until now, that is.. Whoo, the voices are talking to me again..

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Well, I promise never to call you Kimm....er...that name again. =}

~Jen

Waaah....how come no one thinks I could be Trey or Matt? I very well COULD be. ;)

Have you read the whole thread yet? I accused you and 'Lyssie.

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

GUMPELS wrote in article ...

COULD

Yay! My nickname has been adopted! Yay!

One of my nicknames anyway...the other two are Lyssa and Lyss. <grins> I like being called by any one of my nicknames...

up!"

Alyssa (aka Lyssie, Lyssa, or Lyss)

<suddenly has a large surge of insanity> Indeed, Mr. Hyde, now I see everything! In order to prove to thee that I am not Trey or Matt, I must join you in the search myself! Aye, Mr. Chauvlin, this will be a merry search. I will stop at nothing and will cease to question nobody, Watson, before I find these men! They are *here*, and may I say again *here*! I will begin with you, Mr. Garrison (in case everyone hasn't noticed by now, this is a parody on Morris. Forgive how my humor in this situation is weak and feeble compared to his rampant quoting of Shakespere and such):

Is there anyone else in this truck? No. Are you Trey Parker or Matt Stone? Yes-I mean, no.

Aha! Aha ha ha, and yet ha again! A breakthrough, indeed. Come, Dr. Jekyll, the game is afoot! (Lindsay will recognize a few of the names here. And she'll die laughing)

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

I do believe that somebody (either Morris or Kim) should make a webpage of the search for Matt and Trey... you could have links to the posts, a personnal quotes and stuff to *prove* once and for all who the real Matt and Trey are.I can picture it now...

Morris: Forsooth! 'Tis the real Matt! 'Tis GUMPELS! Kim: You need to get out more. Morris: Ah, by my trohe, I frithee find you out, scoundral! Kim: Dammit, I'm *not* Matt *or* Trey. Morris: Ah, but that is exactley the opposite of the truth, I find you out, Moriarty!!!

-----> the davester: [email] Forsooth, these wordeths areth makedth upeth. =:-0

Nirvana Song Encyclopedia: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/nirvana/ The 'Trolls of AMN' Webpage: http://dgisoft.home.ml.org/troll/ alt.tv.southpark.fanfic FAQ: http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/spfaq/

[email] wrote:

Well... I'd be happy to provide mounds of material for a page such as this, but I've got no idea how to make one, personally-- someone else'll have to take on that responsibility. But do it quick. I've already decided to rewrite all the lyrics of "The Scarlett Pimpernel" so they apply to this endeavor.

--Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

P.S. Now that I'm using this to write poetry, it's crossed the line from play to work (I'm a writer, see?), which means I can devote more time and energy to it. You lucky people, you.

P.P.S. "The Sneaky Matt and Trey" has already been added to the all-doggerel manuscript on which I'm working.

Ok that's it man, I can't stand it no more! Keith, will you please write my damn English argumentative thesis for me??! Do something constructive with your time and help your fellow men, dude. Hehe j/k.

But really, hmmm your name kinda sounds familiar, you say you are a writer, have you published any works? Just curious.

-Jedi

Keith M. Kurzman wrote in message ...

of the

personnal

are.I

I guarantee my name's not familiar.

I'm only 20-- I'm just now working on putting together a first manuscript of my best(?) poetry. I've never even submitted anything to be published yet.

But... but... I see straight through this sly distraction tactic of yours. You're just trying to get me to talk about myself so I forget about the real issue at hand, and that, of course, is you!! Yes... you, young Jedi!!

Where were YOU on the night of August 25, 1997?!

--Chauvelin Stegasauvelin

OH my gawd!!! THE JIG IS UP! RUN FOR THE HILLS TREY! I'll stall him!! AHH!!

-Jedi (Or is it Matt... oh my)

Keith M. Kurzman wrote in message ...

writer,

Can I help? (haven't seen musical, heard almost all songs on CD, love the music, "Where's The Girl" and "Falcon In The Dive" have to be a few of my favs., I'm dying laughing right now, see another response of mine for why, blah de blah, Luke I am your father, we all eat Cheezy Poofs, I die, and the rest of them go home ;) )

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

GUMPLES! You are many things, but my father you are not! Hmmm, although I am missing a sister.... Interesting.

-Jedi (Rethinking the state of his family tree)

<snip> Luke I am your father, we all eat Cheezy Poofs, I die, and the rest of

Indeed, I think you're going to HAVE to help at least a little, Marguerrite. I haven't seen the musical either (yet), and I've only got the original concept recording, released several years ago. It's VERY different-- it doesn't even have "Where's the Girl" or "Falcon in the Dive" on it. Are "Madame Guillotene" and "The Creation of Man" still in it? How about "Marguerrite"?

--Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

Yeah, haven't really payed any attention to "Creation of Man", though. I *love* "Madame Guillotene", sadist that I am. ;)

Probably a different version of "Where's The Girl". It's too bad you've never heard that song (not the mention the reprise), it's great. Note: The CD isn't even mine, it's Lindsay's, but it may as well be mine for all the time we see each other..

Any ideas for other songs yet? <makes a note to ask Lindsay to send some lyrics>

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Just one, but I'll have to stick with the concept recording for this one-- I want to redo "Marguerrite" so that every line is an increasingly inane rhyme with Marguerrite. "Marguerrite, oh Marguerrite, you've got such dainty little feet. Whenever I am on the street, I say to people that I meet that none with you could e'er compete when it comes to being sweet. I think you're really, really neat. I'd love to suckle at your teat. I hope you've got no spirochete. Do you like Dali or Magritte? Trick or treat, oh trick or treat: give me something good to eat." etc.... I've been toying with this idea for a while now, but I'm not yet sure how to adapt it to the Trey/Matt hunt. I think the only thing to do is acquire the complete score and book to the musical and a copy of all the various recordings and try to do a direct one-to-one conversion of the entire story. Maybe sell the finished product to the "Forbidden Broadway" people, if they're biting.

Mayhap we should take the "'Scarlet Pimpernel' adaptation" portion of this discussion into e-mail, so it's not clogging up the group with not-precisely-on-topic chatter? It's so hard to know where the borderline is....

--Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

<snip>

LOL! Sounds great. I'm sure we'll find some way to fit it in..or perhaps it'll just be making fun of how continuity could bite Trey and Matt in the butt without them recognizing it..

Yeesh! I don't think we can pull *that* off..

Yeah, but then again, since when have we been completely on-topic int his newsgroup? (look at the marijuana thread that's been going on for more than a month)

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Ah, yes, place such a page on the web! The circling of information will help us find this scum! We'll take them down to the burning pits of hell, the scum!

Ooh, I think I need to lie down..

Seriously, though, a webpage is a great idea.

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

GUMPELS ([email]) wrote:

This I think is a very apt comparison. Consider:

"They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in Hell? That damned elusive Pimpernel!

He meddles with the Frenchy revolution: Popping in and out each week, Spoiling every lovely execution. La, what cheek!

They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. If there's a phantom in heaven or Hell, 'Tis the Scarlet Pimpernel!"

could easily be rendered as:

"He seeks them here, he seeks them there, That fan-boy seeks them everywhere Are they in New York or Pittsburgh today? Those damned elusive Matt and Trey!

They meddle with the characters in South Park, Killing Kenny every week I don't know what to use to rhyme with "South Park", La, what a geek.

He seeks them here, he seeks them there, That fan-boy seeks them everywhere. If there's a phantom in Cheasapeake bay, T'ar the sneaky Matt and Trey!"

Alright, you've got me. From hither on, I adopt the name Chauvelin, and dub thee, Lady GUMPELS, "Marguerrite". Together we shall be a beacon of light upon the otherwise dark face of alt.tv.southpark, and together we shall uncover the truth!! The truth is out there!! (Oooh!! Scawwy!!)

--Monsieur Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

<snipity snip>

Oh my... <dies laughing> Lindsay got the CD to the Scarlet Pimpernil and then got me into it..I picked Chauvlin using a bunch of random names, and this happened...god, I have to tell Lindsay

Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

I've mentioned this elsewhere, but here it is again:

Rule 1 of, like, trying to figure out who Trey and Matt are:

Anyone claiming to be Trey or Matt, like, isn't. Unless they are.

That little proviso at the end is to prevent the real Trey and Matt from slipping through our clutches by saying "Hi, I'm Trey" or "Hi, I'm Matt", thereby (without that proviso) proving that they're not.

--Morris Stegosaurus

In that case, i'd like to state publicly that I am NOT Matt & Trey.

What does your fancy plan have to say now, huh?

His majesty, inventor of the microwave oven, magnificent one, master of all thing knowable, The Lizard King,

John McFarland

Now see here, Lizard boy:

*Obviously* just because anyone claiming to be Matt or Trey isn't (unless they are) that doesn't, like, ipso facto mean that anyone explicitly claiming not to be Matt or Trey *is*. If it did, then we'd ALL be Matt or Trey-- and where, I ask you, would that leave us?! Hmm???

--Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

Ahem...I was KIDDING...notice the " ;)" if ypu would please. I never EVER once proclaimed I was either of those two.

thwaps

Lindsay

seem

for a

again...

Wha? Nooo, you must be joking...I'm not Matt Stone posing as a thirteen-year-old girl who...really...likes...Kenny and Kyle. ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME!!! I'm Matt! That's why I like Kenny and Kyle so much! I voice them! They're me! You caught me! C'mon Trey, they got us, let's stop hiding...

Heh heh. You guys know I was joking, right?

(and darn

Alyssa

MOWBIE wrote in message ...

HOW DO YOU KNOW I SLEEP BY A WINDOW!!!!!!!????

Yashar

Oh, I know losts of things about you. Things you don't even know. Now, what's your favorite scary movie?

His majesty, inventor of the microwave oven, magnificent one, master of all thing knowable, The Lizard King,

John McFarland

<almost dies laughing> Keep this thread up for sheer entertainment, guys. It's turning out great!

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

JCMandHRM wrote in message ...

Huh! I don't have a favourite scary movie. And I bet you were going to cut me and my boyfriend open and then tie me up to a swing....... Pathetic. Hey, who's that at the door?..........

Yashar

That sounds kinda "Scream"ish...

Anyway, who *was* it at the door? Matt? Trey? Some crazy mass-murderer in a scary ghoul mask? Or was it Matt or Trey in some scary ghoul mask? =P

~Jen

Jen{wooble} wrote in message ...

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I don't have to answer that. And you want to know why? Its because........

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!

Uh-huh.

Yashar, someone who has taken their love of scary movies too far.