Garrison... What's the deal with him??

Is he gay or is he a Nazi???? Or is he a gay Nazi?

He's not gay, he "just acts that way to get chicks"

Robin Sequira wrote in message

Mr. Garrison has about a ZERO chance of picking up ANY chicks!!

"Derek J. Cashman" wrote:

Why? The gay homosexuals get all the good women. Especially if they have a puppet...

--- Jason [email]

(formerly [email])

"Okay children, Englebert Humperdinck was the first man on the moon, who was the second?" -Mr. Garrison

Nazis couldn't be gay, if they were gay that would be a flaw in the Aryan race. They would be killed if they were gay.

Shmoe

I don't know. He seems a little fruity. But then anyone who talks to a little puppet on their hand and does the voice where the viewer can see who's doing it must have some problems.

On >27 Nov 1997 23:04:40 [email] (YeahBuddy4) Wrote

[Mr Garrison]

Maybe its that thick vomitous oil has clotted his pea sized brain & makes him act with those Naziesque patterns. Maybe. But theres nothing wrong with that.

If he was a Nazi he wouldve killed Kyle by now. "Oh my God. Mr. Garrison killed Kyle! You bastard!!!!" Jim

I think Mr. Hat is screwing with his mind

YeahBuddy4 wrote in article ...

I think he and Mr. Hat are lovers...Garrisons hand is up Hat's ass afterall