Hi-dee-ho, fellow SP fans!
"How would you like to see Kenny die?"
I was just on a webpage that had asked that question, so I thought I'd like to put it here for discussion. Personally, I'd like to see him mistakenly crucified for our sins on Jesus's cable show during the sure-to-be-the-most-controversial-one-ever Easter episode! Just imagine:
Stan: "Oh my God!" Kyle: "They killed Kenny!" Jesus: "YOU BASTARDS!"
I'd like to see everyone else die on the show and Kenny be the only one left alive.
I'd like to see Kenny get really depressed and kill himself. Kyle would find him and not be quite sure what to say...
"Oh my god... Kenny killed... um.... YOU BASTARD!"
Oh my GOD!!!! Kenny Killed Kenny? or Kenny killed himself. You bastard looking at Kenny. Just a guess Chris Thompson
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Chris Thompson wrote:
i would like to see kenny try to kill himself but find a way to F*** it up
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How should Kenny Die?
2. Take a trip into space, destroy his space suit, and watch his blood boil and freeze at the same time.
4. A bear rips his skin off (i.e. Sheeva's skin rip fatality in Mortal Kombat 3)
5. In a hot desert, he spills honey on his head, and ants and bees eat away his head, with blood gushing.
6. A monster (big foot) reaches inside his mouth, and literally pulls him inside-out, with his guts showing, and blood everywhere.
7. [Valentine's Day Episode] A cupid shoots him with the wrong arrow, killing him accidently.
8. He dresses up in green for St. Patrick's Day, and rabbits eat him thinking he's a plant.
10. A feminist pepper spray's the Chef's eyes for trying to hit on her. Temporarily losing sight, he sits on Kenny, crushing him to death.
Kyle creates a teleporter for science project. Kenny goes first. Creates evil clone of himself instead. Kenny battles his evil nemesis on the top of Mount Evanson. They topple into Stark's Pond.
"Oh my god, Kenny killed Kenny! You Bastard!" "No look, Kenny's Ok"
He swims to surface, then is eaten by genetically mutated Sea Bass in pond strategically placed by Genetic Engineer. (Thank you, Austin Powers)
Scott Newman Vancouver, BC
"And here is my latest creation, a Sea Bass with 4 asses!"
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.....are they "ill-tempered" sea bass?
--- Dr. Evil
thanks, Ron
ps- ".....sharks with frikken laser beams attached to their heads"
---Dr. Evil
Let's have Kenny mistaken for a serial rapist, torn tortured and killed by an angry mob, and then have his soul ripped in half as jesus and satan fight over it.
Jesus : I died for Kenny's sins! Satan : Maybe so, but he's still a dirty little bastard! Stan : Hey! I'm a dirty little bastard too!
He goes on to prove this by playing a practical joke on Jesus, offering him an m&m which he can't eat because it keeps falling through the holes in his hands...
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1. Mr. Garrison wakes up one morning, and finds Kenny's head (severed) under his covers.
2. Kenny drowns in the lake because his camp counselors are too busy having sex to watch him.
3. The boys take a canoeing trip, the boat gets stranded, and Jim-Bob's retarded cousin makes Kenny "squeal like a pot-bellied pig" before he probes....er....kills him.
5. Kenny dies of dehydration on a beach while Cartman (in drag) dances around and sings "I've written a letter to daddy...."
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3) In the Easter special Kenny gets crucifixed and slaughtered (Jesus: Hey, that little bastard stole my part!)
4) Everyone else dies and then Kenny starts to laugh uncontrollably and starts to take off his hood and then BOOM! end music plays ��� �hr�B
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How about this one: A class trip to the zoo. Everyone compares Cartman to some fatass animals, the chef would sing about the animals making sweet love, and then the mother load. Kenny dies after a big gorilla rapes him in the ass. BOOM- he just explodes!
Bullshit, gorilla's are peaceful animals and shouldn't be portrayed in such a homosexual and deadly way. Have a warthog rape and kill him, or something.
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Um, excuse me, but do you even know *anything* about primate behavior? Or about the organization of their family units and societies, and how violent they can be? Or that a male silverback alpha will rip an intruder to shreds?
I didn't think so.
At heart, they are not the violent creatures mainstream media portrays them to be. A deer will violently attack an intruder, as will just about any wild animal. The arguement that a male silverback will destroy an intruder is hardly a good one. I can count off dozens of animals that are more violent than gorillas found in a zoo in no time flat. Sure, if you fuck with them - the male protector will fuck with you back.
You can shut your stinking ass up about right now, with your high and mightly know-it-all attitude. You and your presumtions are typical. Typical of an asshole, that's for sure.
The fact remains humans are 1,000 times more of a threat to gorillas than gorillas are to humans. I'm no hippie tree-hugger, but a fact is a fact. It's more likely Stan would shoot the male alpha, ala Scuzzlebutt, than the gorilla would kill Kenny.
Tigers, Lions, Bears, Warthogs, Rhinos, etc, etc are all more likely to trample, maim, and/or kill Kenny were he to visit the zoo.
People have co-existed peacefully in the wild w/ gorillas, chimps, and other primates in the wild. Can't quite say that about most other predator animals, can you?
I can certainly see why so many SP fans would get bent out of shape about the idea of fictional story involving a gorilla having nonconsentual sex with Kenny.....after all, SP is so very PC -- never a mention of anything antisocial or sacreligious at ALL!
Where were you bozos when someone needed to defend Stan's gay homosexual dog? Dogs have rights too!!!
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No shit. I have read something on this, you know.
Hardly jibes with the argument that they are peaceful and non-violent, now, does it?
And I should take orders from you because......? (Hint: There is no correct answer here.) Small minds, small arguments.
Humans are 1,000 times more of a threat to *any* animal, in the long run. In their natural habitats, however, against an unprepared human, animals are likely to have the upper hand. FTR, I'm a longtime vegetarian and animal-rights activist. I'm not attempting to misportray wildlife, but to correct the presumption that apes and gorillas are completely docile, peaceful creatures. Animals in zoos do not behave at all like animals in the wild. Gorillas and other primated have rules and heirarchies which are to be followed, and when they are violated, violence results. Probably more often among females, actually, but the males have their moments as well.
By "people", are you referring to individual anthropologists and animal behaviorists? Certainly they have been able to gain the trust of primates. (Not at all surprising considering our proximity on the evolutionary chain.) Had we descended from a non-primate creature, I'm sure we would have as easy a time with others from our branch on the tree. I don't however, know of large-scale human populations which exist right alongside large-scale nonhuman primate populations. I can think of few animals which, given the choice, would choose to live that close to large populations of humans.
o/~ He's so beefy, I'm going to rip him to shreds o/~
Isn't that a lyric from an old Blondie song??????
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THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!! Psychogamer128
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