Chris Farley was murdered today. The police are launching an investigation, but a lot of evidence has already been covered up in just the first few hours. This will be a case to watch.
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Murdered?!?! More like looonng drawn out suicide. How much abuse can a body take?
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MOWBIE wrote in article ...
investigation,
body
I didn't know that.
what i gotta go see the news i bet your lying
screw you pal farley was one of the greats
he was a descendant of john candy
MOWBIE wrote in article ...
investigation,
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Beefcake BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hey, at least he was on Teevee..)
No, he wasn't murdered... at least I don't think. The details are sketchy now --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.
[email] (YeahBuddy4) writes:
You are correct. We shall see if they catch the guy.
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he was not murdered. get your facts straight, don't slander dead people.
You can't slander dead people.
Yea you can....they just don't know it
rgds, Scott
My theory is Chris was watching the Southpark Christmas episode & laugh himself to death.
Shoegaze99 wrote in message ...
The poor guy had a heart attack!!! Shoegaze99 wrote in message ...
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Shoegaze99 wrote:
Murdered by a bucket of fried chicken with white bread and some mayonaisse. . . .
Nope, it was irreparable liver and kidney damage..
He died of a heart attack, the only murderer here was himself from all the abuse of his body. One doesn't become that overweight over night. The signs were all there, he couldn't walk a few feet without breaking into a cold sweat.
That's what everyone is ASSuming because he was fat. Signs are pointing towards a drug overdose. Rushing to judgement without all the facts just makes people look like idiots.
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Dementia sits aside and waits for her $50 :) hee hee hee
more eggnog!!!!! This round's on me!!!
The church of South Park
Umm, I thought he was festively plump.
-EgoistX
Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!! - Eric Cartman, South Park
I heard on the news today that he was a heroin addict and a crack addict, oh, and an alchoholic too... Oh well... he brought it on himself I guess. --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.
I never tried crack too much of a nigger drug for me but heroin is a-ok
@...[-halo-]...@ wrote:
Huh? We're ALL food addicts. I'd like to see YOU try to give it up.
--Baby Morris
I think there's a bit of a difference between someone who eats when they're hungry (normal human trying to sustain themselves) and someone who eats compulsively, hungry or not, to bury/get over/repress emotional anguish/problems (food _addict_, such as Farley).
@...[-halo-]...@ wrote:
Oh, then are you denying that your a food addict? That your system is acclimated to food, and that if you don't eat it you experience serious symptoms of withdrawal, eventually leading to death? The only difference between food addiction and, say, heroin addiction is that the side-effects of food are (relatively) innocuous.
[email] (Keith M. Kurzman) wrote:
It's also a lot less expensive.
All Chris Harley was doing is following in his idol's footsteps. And of course his idol was John Balushi.
"It isn't Death if you Refuse it... It is if you Accept it!" -J O'Barr
@...[-halo-]...@ wrote:
Well... I would've thought that my previous post (left intact above) would've indicated that I had a good grasp of what addiction meant. And further more, I reject dictionaries as an elitist tool used to keep the masses in line.
However, just to humor you:
Main Entry: ad.dic.tion
Pronunciation: &-'dik-sh&n, a-
Function: noun
Date: 1599
1 : the quality or state of being addicted <addiction to reading>
2 : compulsive need for and use of a substance characterized by
well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal; broadly :
persistent compulsive use of a substanceLet's look at the second sense. Do you deny that you have a compulsive need for the substance "food", and that you experience well-defined symptoms upon withdrawal? (i.e., stomach pains, weight loss, fatigue... I could go on, but this is getting really off-topic, and I think I've said more than enough to support my point.)
--Baby Morris
P.S. Did you really think you were going to help your case by employing an ad hominem attack?
On 21 Dec 1997 22:13:14 GMT, [email] (Keith M. Kurzman) wrote:
Yeah! It is probably the hardest to give up. You will harm yourself more giving up eating than giving up heroin or any other drug I know of.
no, to be addicted to something means you can't go without it, either mentally or phsicaly(sp). Thay say if you can't go a week without something, you are addicted.
Oh no. I'm a Pepsiholic! I'm becoming a SouthParkholic too. My tape is getting worn out.
then i guess i'm addicted to my girlfriend.... sigh
[email] (Mrmoyda) writes:
What? Hmmm, Chris Farley was murder, you are addicted to your girlfriend...and these are related in what way? See, it's hard to tell, your blatant lack of quoting and all...
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Can I collect my $50 now??????
Demmie
YeahBuddy4 wrote in article ...
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with $50 you could buy a pot bellied elephant
Dementia wrote in article ...
addict,
and an alchoholic too
"My uncle say's that smoking crack is kinda coo!" - Cartman
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On 18 Dec 1997 21:23:40 GMT, [email] (Shoegaze99) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Who would murder Chris Farley?
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The aol conspiracy nuts. They are slowly taking over the world.
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Yeah. He was murdered by an entire pizza, which attacked him and then lodged itself in his throat.
TAO
Why the hell do you think he's a heroin addict?? --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.
Becuasue of assholes like you
Well, he seemed to have a permanent room at the detox center for starters.
Eric
....can someone be that fat AND a heroin addict?
John H. R.
Absolutely. Even though heroin is classified as a narcotic, it acts as a depressant and slow the body's metabolism. Stimulants, such as cocaine and crystal meth suppress appetite...you don't normally find fat coke-heads.
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HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)