Top three of everything southpark

I thought Cov was the one who was supposed to have too much time on his hands.... Oh well, being an insomniac sucks. I'm totally bored and decided that I'd start a thread of my favorite three.... EVERYTHING. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! <ahem> Sorry. Like I said, going crazy with too much time and not being able to leave the house because of the damn snow. Anyway, here goes.

Top Three episodes of all time

1.Gnomes 2.Mr Hanky 3. Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Top Three Worst Episodes

1.Planetarium 2.Cow Days 3.NWOMA

Top Three Cartman Moments 1. Cartman as Me Ling (Cowdays) 2. Cartman as a "G" (Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut) 3. Cartman's as a cop (Chicken F*cker)

Top Three Cartman Sayings 1. From Catman's Mom is a dirty Slut, when He's watching the home video of himself. "I'M..GONNA...F*CKING...KILL...YOU....GUYS....!"

2. From Mr Hanky, "That's it, screw you guys, I'm goin' home. Talking poo is where I draw the line."

3. From Weight Gain 4000, "Dolphins, Eskimos, It's all a bunch of hippy, tree-hugging crap."

Top Three Kenny Deaths

• From Weight Gain 400, Impaled on a Flag Pole
• From Elephant Makes Love to a Pig, Microwaved
• From Mecca Streisand, Choked by teather ball

Top Three bitches

• Kyle's Mom
• Barbra Streisand
• Sally Struthers

Top Three Chef Songs

• Chocolate Salty Balls
• Simultaneous
• Love Gravy

Top Three responses to being called fat 1.I'll Blow Yer Friggin Head Off! 2. I'm not Fat, I'm big boned 3. I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

Top three Southpark Shorts

• O Holy night
• Jay Leno Comes to Southpark
• Southparknuts

That's all I got. Jeff

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Are you serious? No SOXmas?

Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...

<bulk of post snipped cuz it's just way too big>

You had to quote his ENTIRE post just for this one liner reply...when you could have easily snipped it for the pertinent part as I have done.

BTW, good point. What about SOXmas? And Southpark Nuts wasn't a SP short, but a Mad TV parody.

I consider SOXmas to be an episode, actually. I'm not exactly sure why, but I do. And I know Southpark Nuts wasn't an actual short, but I put it down anyway. It's MY top three list and I'll do it if I want to, alright? It was 4:00 in the morning, give me a break! ;)

Jeff

On Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:36:38 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

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Jeff... this is cool... can I post it to my website, giving you full credit of course!

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Sure thing! Feel free. You've got a great sire, by the way.

Jeff

Guys! I think most of the "South Park" are too good it's hard to say which is the top 3 or whatever, it's easier to discuss which are the worst. (Barbara Strasen's episode obviously)

James

Oh, no no no.....the worst is that Chickenfucker episode. I just hate Officer Barbrady.

-Toni

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But that episode also had the "Cartman Cops" part, so that more than mad eup for it (considering how bad some of the eps have sucked ;>)

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

Hmmmm....yeah I did like that whole "YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORIIITAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" part....I thought one of the funniest parts was when Cartman says this to Stan's dad and he replies, "Yeah, right".

<checks her own sound archive to see which episodes she thinks were the worst>

Volcano Conjoined Twin Myslexia Mecha Streisand Chickenfucker (yes I still think this episode sucked pig butt in general!)

-Toni (she who has no life)

In article , Toni wrote:

Hey, I like officer Barbrady, even though he is an idiot. He just reminds me of some of the cops I had to deal with in my younger, more trouble-making days. <g> So does Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons for that matter.

Ain't seen it... But of the 1st series I think Mech-Striesand stands out as the ultimate in boredom.........

(Nice idea made too long..........Needed subplot)

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The Best episode IMHO

The Anal Prob Episode Halloween with Eric as Hitler!! Ike's Briss

The three worst episodes

MechaStreisand Planetarium Cow Days

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Best: Cartman's Father Trilogy (Pts. 1 & 2, NWOMA) Pinkeye Mr. Hankey Tom's Rhinoplasty Salty Chocolate Balls

Worst: Mecha-Streisand Cow Days Mexican Staring Frog Volcano

-Kim (I bet I have less of a life then you, Toni!)

GUMPELS wrote:

Hmmmm.......ok, so I have a life.....but it's a pretty silly one with my South Park obsession!

-Toni

GUMPELS wrote:

Ike's Wee Wee The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Not Without My Anus

Chocolate Salty Balls. But it did have one of the best Chef songs. 8^]

Best: Chickenlover Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Chicken Pox Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Clubhouses (Hey, they all begin with C...weird!)

Worst: Mecha-Streisand NWOMA Tom's Rhinoplasty City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (Planetarium)

Matthew Coyle

Hmm..for best episodes...I love 'em all! I have yet to see an ep I didn't like! Worst eps..I don't hate any of those I've seen! :)

Best Characters:

1) Cartman 2) Damien (does no one ELSE here like Damien? Huh? Come on, Damien fans! Speak up!) and Kyle 3) Tweek and Pip

Of course, I also like the rest of the characters, as well!

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I agree with you, except I haven't seen tweaks ep...which one is it bitchmom/anyone else!!!....oh, chefs pretty funky too!!!

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GNOMES!!! AAARRRGGGGHHHHH THE PRESSURE MAN!

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cheers....now go get some sun....your losing it (joke)

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Sun?? what's that? <giggle>

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Chef and Mayor should be on the list!

fans!

And Kenny, don't forget Kenny. You must not forget Kenny! :)

Steve Sutton (#1 Kenny fan) Springfield, GA

I want to change my vote from Halloween I to

Not without my Anus!!! the T & P Special

David Jackson wrote:

Best eps: 1) Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (it got me hooked on the show and I still ROFLMAO whenever I see it) 2) Chickenfucker (I don't care what anyone says, it was funny as hell) 3) Ike's Wee-Wee (or is it Ike's Bris<sp?>?) OR 3) Roger Ebert ... (hey, I'm a Trek fan, I admit it, and that was one of the best spoofs I have ever seen)

Worst eps: 1) MechaStreisand (how in the HELL did it get voted #2 on CC top 4 SP eps?) 2) Cow Days 3) uh ... um ... well ... actually, I really liked all the others alot (even NWOMA), so number 3 will be a "TO BE ANNOUNCED" vote.

Best characters: 1) Cartman 2) Chef (although he's really close to #1) 3) Officer Barbrady (he's an idiot, but ... ah, I went into this on another thread) OR 3) Big Gay Al ("Great, thanks for asking!" kills me every time)

Worst characters: 1) Barbara Streisand (if they could just kill her off every week <sigh> ... get the idea how much I enjoyed the Mecha-Streisand ep? <g>) 2) Mr. Twig (though he ... it ... ? ... ah, screw it, a bad character, or stick, or whatever) 3) Tweak (just KIDDING BitchMom, don't kill me, I actually like Tweak, he's overcaffeinated, just like me <g>) so the real number three is: 3) The Mayor (I guess it may be just a latent dislike for all politicians, but really don't like her)

Best lines: 1) CARTMAN: OK, THAT'S IT! Why is it that everything today has involved either something going into or coming out of my ass?!?!?

2) OFFICER BARBRADY: (paraphrased) There are no aliens and no black CIA
helicopters. (Helicopters fly behind Barbrady)
   RANCHER: Then what was that?
   OFFICER BARBRADY: That ... was a pigeon.

3) CARTMAN: (paraphrased) God, I hate those things!  They come marching up
your leg, crawl up your pants and start biting you in the asshole.
   STAN: Dude, what are you talking about?!
   CARTMAN:  You know, rainbows.
   KYLE: Rainbows are those bands of color you see in the sky.
   CARTMAN: Oooohhh, rainBOWS.  I like those.

Sorry about the paraphrasing, but y'all get the idea.

There are no worst lines in SP!!!! Some may not be as funny, but I can't say which would be the worst (it's just too much pressure ... AAAAGGGHHHH! <my Tweak impersonation for the day>)

[email] (Dain of the Iron Hills) wrote:

Hehehe, lucky you... </low, gravely, evil sounding voice>

*sigh* Tweak.....

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IMO all SP episodes are great fun with the exeption of "city on the edge..." due to all the flashbacks. I /really/ hate flashbacks.

Really? I thought that was a cool episode, particularly the way they rewrote the flashbacks. The whole "ice cream" bit added a touch of weird innocence to the episode. The only episode which I can not stand is "Not Without My Anus". Geez, what were they thinking? :)

Steve Sutton Springfield, GA

But it was so different and weird and wacky...I mean, it was *trying* to be stupid, and that's what was hilarious.

-Kim (and it's even funnier if you're a Canadian, I hear)

to be

Well, it's probably just me, but I can only take so much of Terrance & Phillip before my head explodes (like Kenny's in the Planetarium). :P