I finally got a chance to work on "Switchoff". Here's part 2 (hopefully, part last) of it.
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Stan's house.
KEAK (Kenny as Kyle): Now what are we supposed to f[beep]ing to? CAS: Eat cheesy poofs? SAC: Shut the hell up, Cartman.
Cut to commercial.
The next morning.
In class.
Garrison: And so, class, that's how the Republicans are ruining the world. Now, here's how the Republicans are ruining -- (Garrison's voice becomes background noise) CAS: Republicans piss me off. They're always like 'Hey! You can't eat cheesy poofs after 9:00 P.M., or else you have to pay us fifty snacky cakes!' SAC: Cartm-er, Stan, what the hell are you talking about? CAS: I'm just saying, republicans piss me off, that's all. Garrison: Are you listening? All: Yes. Garrison: What did I just say, Kenny? KYAK: Mffmm fmm mmmm fmmm fmmm mfffmm mmm fffm mffm fffmmfmmmfmm mfffnff. (Republicans are ruining the country by appointing conservates to the United Court of the Supreme States.) Garrison: Very good, Kenny. You got through a whole sentence without one sick comment, and got the answer. SAC: Hey, good guess.
Kyle's house. His dad is reading the newspaper.
Mrs. Broslofski: I don't understand it. Kyle couldn't seem to get enough breakfast today. Mr. Broslofski: Uh-huh. Mrs. Broslofski: He acted like he hadn't eaten for a month. Mr. Broslofski: Uh-huh
Cut to a room. Someone with dark blond hair (light brown?) and green eyes and an "I Survived Hurricane Andrew" t-shirt is typing. That is me.
Me (to myself): Heh-heh-heh. They'll find out why soon enough.
Cut to bus stop. The four kids get off the bus.
Mrs. Crabtree: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mrs. Crabtree drives away.
SAC: Dude, what are we going to do to get switched back? KYAK: Mffm mmm. (I don't know.)
Suddenly, screen flickers, goes out. Cut back to room where I am typing.
Me: Stupid computer! Locked up again!
End of part 2.
What do you think?
*************** "Food's here! That's it for the appitizers!" -Cartman, episode 109 "Starvin' Marvin"