ok, here it is, not attached, happy?

Scene: The four kids are sitting in Cartman's house watching Terrence and Philip. CARTMAN: AY! WOMAN! Get us some Cheezy Poofs, NOW! CARTMANS MUM: Sure Hun, I'll get them in a minute- CARTMAN: NO, NOW DAMMIT! KYLE: Your not very nice to your mum Cartman. CARTMAN: SO, who gives a crap? KENNY: HHHHHHMMMMMHHHMHPPHMHYMPH JHMHPPHMNH! (I do!) CARTMAN: Shut up Kenny! (Punches him) STAN: Hey check it out, it's starvin' Marvin! (Points to the tv screen. The same advert as in the thanksgiving special) CARTMAN: Kick Ass. FAT WOMAN ON TV: The ethiopeans haven't changed and, uh-oh. (she starts to topple. She falls onto Starvin' Marvin) KYLE: OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED STARVIN' MARVIN! YOU BITCH! (He waves his fist at the screen. A monkey flies through the window and hit's Kenny. The monkey rips his head off) FIVE ASSED MONKEY: HHHMMPH! KENNY: hhhhmhphppmhphmphphpmhppmh! (Oh God, I'm gonna die again!) (Two topless women run in and Kenny lands in front of them) HHMHMHHMHPPHMH! (My dying wish!) KYLE: OH MY GOD! THE FIVE ASSED MONKEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD! STAN: Calm down Kyle. KYLE: No Dammit! I am tired of Kenny dying cos Trey and Matt think poor people are evil, like Cartman. CARTMAN: AY! MATT: Ok, here's a difference. (Kenny's head reattches itself to his body and a tank runs through the wall of Cartmans house. It crushes Kyle.) KENNY: HHHMHHPHPHHMHPPHMHMhH{PPGHHMHPPHMH! (OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KYLE! YOU BASTARDS!) TREY: Nah, that sucks. (Kyle comes alive again.) KYLE: Being Kenny sucks. CARTMAN: AY! Whatcha mean? KYLE: Dying all the time. Once is enough for me. (They leave for Stans house.) Scene: Doorstep of Stans house. CARTMAN: Stan, Sparky is sniffing that female dogs ass! STAN: YES! He maybe going straight! (Sparky finishes with the poodle, realising it's a female, runs off and finds the closest male dog, and mounts him.) CARTMAN: Nope, still gay. STAN: He is more not gay than fluffy. CARTMAN: LEAVE FLUFFY OUT OF THIS! And besides, fluffys a girl. KENNY: hHHMMPHPHPHPMHMMHHPP! (Who had piglets, and Mr. Garrison was the father! Your pig got raped by Mr. Garrison! HAHAHAHA!) CARTMAN: SHUT UP KENNY! WUSS! KENNY: HGLKHKJJMMHP! (ASSCHEESE!) (Ike rolls down the hill) KYLE: DAMN! Ike got loose again! Later dudes! (Runs off after Ike) CARTMAN: Gotta go, my mum says she has something special for me at home. KENNY: HHMHHPPHMHHHMHPPHMHMHJ! (Probably a good seeing to!) (Stan laughs) CARTMAN: SHUT UP KENNY! YOUR FAMILY IS POOR! YOU SMELL OF VOMIT! (Kennys starts to get pissed) Your dad is an alcholic, your mum smells of Sparky! STAN: HEY! CARTMAN: You are a poor, stupid boy kenny! (Kennys face turns red. His head starts to give off heat. His head explodes and blood rains down on Cartman.) CARTMAN: DAMMIT KENNY! Keep your bodily fluid to yourself! (They here a faint cry from the distance.) KYLE: OH MY GOD! CARTMAN KILLED KENNY! YOUR A BASTARD AND A FAT ASS! CARTMAN: AY! (Starts to run after Kyle. Stan is left with the corpse of Kenny. His mum comes out the door. STANS MUM: Clean up that corpse young man. STAN: For god sakes! (Scoops Kenny up into a bag and leaves it outside his house) Scene: Cartmans house. KYLE: You know you shouldn't kill kenny, it's not nice. CARTMAN: So, (Jesus 'n' Pals comes onto tv.) JESUS: If your friend was killed, please phone me and I can bring him back to life. Call, 555-SAVEMYFRIEND, that's 555-SAVEMYFRIEND. (Kyle grabs the phone.) Hello caller, your on the air. KYLE: Uh, hi. My friend accidently killed Kenny, his head blew up. Could you bring him back to life? Also, a fat cow on tv crushed our adopted eartiopien, could you bring him back too? JESUS: Sure. Is this Kenny McCormack? KYLE: Yeah, he dies alot. Kenny has died twice this episode, and I'm sure the evil author will kill him a few more times. AUTHOR (Me): AY! (Kenny and Starvin' Marvin appear on Cartmans couch.) KYLE: Thanks Jesus. (Hangs up) KENNY: HHHMMHPPHMMHMHHPPHHMMHH! (Hey guys, cool, starvin' Marvins here.) MARVIN: (Makes a few clicks and whistles) (Hmm, Kenny looks tasty) KENNY: HJHHMHHHMMHHPPPHHMMHJMM! (Get away from me!) (Marvin launches himself at Kenny. Bites into his head and devours him.) KYLE: DAMMIT AUTHOR, STOP IT! OH MY GOD! STARVIN' MARVIN ATE KENNY! YOU GREEDY BASTARD! CARTMAN: Yeah, you didn't give any to me! (Kyle phones Jesus again) JESUS: Hello Kyle, what did the author do this time? KYLE: Marvin ate Kenny! Bring him back in chainmail, and a flamethrower and unpenitratable armor. (Kenny reappears. The armor's too heavy and it crushes him.) DAMMIT! that's number four! (Kenny reapears, again, and this time has an ora hanging round him) Thanks Jesus. JESUS: If he dies again, I ain't helping. (Terrence and Philip come back on.) KENNY: HHMMHHPPPhmMhMMHMM! (Rot in hell Marvin!) (Kenny pulls a machine gun and fires all the rounds into Marvin. KYLE: This is getting repetitive...OH MY GOD! KENNY KILLED MARVIN! YOU BASTARD! KENNY: HHMHHPHHHMMHPPH! (Darn tooting!) Scene: School, cafeteria. CHEF: Hey kids. Kyle, why does kenny die? KYLE: Because the author is a stingy bastard and gets some strangle twisted pleasure in killing him, and Trey and Matt think poor people are evil, like Cartman. CARTMAN: AY! Shut your pie hole! KENNY: HHMMHPPHMMMHHPPHMMHM! (Help me! The jocks are playing football with me!) (The burly looking kids start to kick kenny round) PRINCIPAL: STOP IT! (She pulls the kids away from Kenny.) KID #1: We was only playin'! KID #2: We need practice or we will loose the important games we play. (Principal in deep thought.) PRINCIPAL: Sure, carry on. (Kid #1 runs up and kicks Kenny. He is sent flying through the air, and lands in a meat grinder) KYLE: I WILL NOT SHOUT. OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS! DAMN! I SHOUTED IT! (Kenny climbs out the grinder) KENNY: hhHHHHMHPPHMMHHMMPPHHMMHH (Good thing Jesus let me keep the cool ora thingy) (It starts to fade. HHHHMHHHHHPPHMMH! (NO! Don't go!) (It flickers out.) CARTMAN: Fluffy! (The pot-bellied-pig walks in and her piglets follow) STAN: Shouldn't that be Mrs. Garrison? (Everybody laughs) CARTMAN: SHUT UP! (Picks up Fluffy. He throws her at Stan. Stan ducks and the pig hits kenny. It ricashaes and lands in the meat grinder.) FLUFFY!!!!!!! KENNY: HHMMHPPHMHPPHMMHMH! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) CARTMAN: YOUR AN ASSCHEESE KENNY! (He grabs kenny and grabs a cleaver. He starts to hack into Kenny.) KYLE: OH MY GOD! CARTMANS ALMOST KILLED KENNY! HANG ON, HE JUST KILLED KENNY, AGAIN! YOUR A BASTARD AND A FAT ASS! CHEF: My god, run children. Pissed off five assed monkeys have escaped from the cloning factory on top of the hill! Scene: Heaven. GOD: Kenny, come here my son. (Kenny waddles over with a halo and a pair of wings) You need to go and save south park! KENNY: HHPPMHMMHPPHMHMHM HMHPP! (I'm just a kid, what can I do?) (His arms start to grow. After a minute of growing, his parka exploded off his body. He stood, as large as Arnold Schwartzenegger.) KENNY: Hey, vot is dis? (Talking like A.S too) GOD: You are now Kenny McCormack, super human. KENNY: COOL! Scene: A warzone in the cafeteria. Monkey #1: HHMHH EEEEEEE YUAYAYAYA! (These people must pay for their tretchery, Five asses, five times more worse hemmaroids!) Monkey #2: EEEYYAYAYAY! (YEAH!) (Chef waves a piece of Turkey leg in the air. Kenny falls through the roof, armed to the teeth, with flamethrowers, rocket launchers and automatic wepaons. KYLE: OH MY GOD! GOD MUTATED KENNY! HE IS NOW, ARNOLD SCHWARTENEGGER! KENNY: Yeah, and don't dis me anymore, God said I could keep de body. STAN: He can talk too! KENNY: Damn Straight! (He continues to blast the monkeys to hell) KYLE: Go kenny, go Kenny! (Cartman waddles over. The last monkey explodes and Cartman pushes a pin into Kenny. He deflates) KENNY: Dammit Cartman! Why do you have to ruin my life! CARTMAN: COS I THINK POOR PEOPLE ARE EVIL! (Everybody looks at him) Uh-0h. (They all beat Cartman to death) KYLE: OH MY GOD! THE ANGRY MOB KILLED CARTMAN! YOU BASTARDS! The End.

Uh.......no.

I'm usually not this horribly critical, but....that made no sense. South Park
usually at least has a plot.
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Yeah, I was all 'what the hell'. Then again, I was in tears laughing. It was so weird, so crazy, so...insane. Maybe I need to stop listening to the little voices in my head. A little more structure (not to mention grammar) and perhaps a smidge of plot, and you've got a mediocre episode.