Ok FIRST POSTED REVIEW OF NEW EPISODE!!!!

Oh I didn't get the joke! That's why the mohel picked up the other cutting tool! Silent Z

"Some Men get the world, others get a former hooker and a trip to Arizona" "Marmalade, I like marmalade"

Actually, I think if you'll look closely the next time they show it, you'll see the second cutting tool has a maple leaf shape between the pinchers instead of an oblong one...

AH!!! Something else I didn't notice... hrm.. food for thought

[email] (Lemon43800) wrote:

Tonight's was a good one.

I would say that my favorite part of this, and for that matter for _any_ episode to date was the scene after Mr Mackie or whatever it is was explaining how they searched all of the students and couldn't find the marijuana, folllowed by a cut to Mr. Garrison giggling and watching Teletubbies.

There was also the later scene in the clinic with people watching it as well, which was wonderful but not the same as the first time.

But that's just me cos I do love South Park, really I do, I've taped them all from day one--

I just love Teletubbies that much more.

In article , [email] (Envmod) writes:

How were those hippies at the clinic able to watch Teletubbies? Did they smuggle some drugs in?

Drugs are bad, see?

umm...maybe the tv had cable?

No he meant, how where they able to watch it, as in how where they able to stand the show WITHOUT being high, since they where at a clinic and all.

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But WHY would they want to watch it? Hope this clarifies things...

Naah... It just takes a while to come down... unless the clinic is equipped with thorazine.

Thats hilarious. I am just wondering why this show (and Terrence and Phillip in particular) picks on Canadians so much? Is Matt or Trey Canadian?

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I noticed that the second tool had the maple-leaf-shape between the pinchers, but my first impression was that the hole in the second tool was much *smaller* than the first one.

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On Thu, 21 May 1998 02:29:25 GMT, [email] (Jesse) wrote:

I agree... after getting (IMO) a couple of boring episodes like Not Without My Anus and Part 2 of the Cartman's Mom episode, I thought last night's episode was great.

They DID use the word "bullshit", didn't they? Tell me I wasn't dreaming!

I enjoyed it alot... except for two things:

1. Kenny should've eaten the pot, not Mr. Garrison. 2. Chef should've told the children that marajuana is bad, and if they ever find any, they should bring it straight to him so he can "dispose" of it properly.

M'kay?

God... that brought back memories... I used to be able to do a killer impression of my auto shop teacher... the other guys loved it!

------ "I'd like to clear this up before we bring out Carrot Top. I'm not `down' with Carrot Top. I don't `have his back', and under no circumstances will I `Give him his props.'" - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

"What is fun? Why is it colored pink? And where does it go when Jesse Helms comes around?" - Author unknown

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.The device is inherently of no value to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876.

you dont eat pot, you smoke it, I expeced each and every kid to get stoned

Well, at least we know of one subscriber that doesn't do drugs.

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I don't ! I'm damn proud of it to. Our drug program was pretty cool compared to most schools.

*thinks happily of the jokes the cop Mr. Moody told*

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Well, apparently it didn't work. :-)

Must have been like Mr. Makie (sp?) Drugs are bad. You shouldnt do drugs. Alcohol is bad. You shouldnt drink alcohol. Marajuana is bad. You shouldnt smoke marajuana.

Brings back fond memories of the old DARE program. No real insite into why we shouldnt do drugs. Just, drugs are bad. They really expect children to respond to that kind of motivational speaking?

Andrew Balber

They told you drugs were bad? Wow. They just taught me where to get them, how much I should pay, and what to call them. Oh, and I signed their contract. Took me about six months to break it.

I recall the program I went to in grade school as being efective, although I no longer recall what they did.

BTW, was the missing bag of marijiuanna an urban legend? I've heard of the same thing happening in other drug awareness programs (I'd almost swear this happened to dad, except the tray was returned with TWO joints *grin*), but maybe my memory is playing tricks on me...

Actually, thats the very program I was talking about. I guess it depends on
whom they hire, Mr. Moody (who switched schools with us so he could teach us
gang resistance later on in Junior High) was a cool guy. He explained WHY drugs
were bad, gave us stories about people who used them, from his experience (he
was a cop, but no Officer Barbrady. My fave story was one of alcohol abuse, it
was really depressing because this grandmother was killed on the way to her
family's home on Chrsitmas Eve, because she drank one to many egg nogs.) and
gave us ideas of things to do besides doing drugs. I'd say it was pretty
effective on most of us. However, he always talked with great sadness in his
voice when he got to the stories of former patrons of the class that he'd had
to arrest or report dead. I kind of understand that no matter WHAT you tell a
human being, they'll still end up doing the wrong thing. We're a stupid race.
Thats especially true for kids, who like doing the things parents tell them not
to (like watchong South Park in some cases). I mean, give these people a LITTLE
credit, they can't control the kids they teach. I'll agree that the basic
lessons are just satying "Stay away" without giving reasons, but many people
are trying hard. Ah well, I'll probably get spammed for not liking drugs
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Was she run over by reindeer, by any chance?

I know that was a joke..but no. The drinks made her sleepy, and she ran off the
road and her car was found over turned in a ditch.
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Bummer, sorry to hear that.

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What...she wasn't MY grandma. I never met the lady!

Oh thought she was, my bad. Still, bummer for whatever family she belonged to I guess, hehe.

In article , [email] (SnowCalico) writes:

OK, just as long as you weren't trying to claim she was the inspiration for "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".

I always perferd grandma got dismembered by a chainsaw

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On 21 May 1998 16:53:23 GMT, [email] (Legion1979) wrote:

On the contrary, you can bake it into brownies or cookies.

------ "I'd like to clear this up before we bring out Carrot Top. I'm not `down' with Carrot Top. I don't `have his back', and under no circumstances will I `Give him his props.'" - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

"What is fun? Why is it colored pink? And where does it go when Jesse Helms comes around?" - Author unknown

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.The device is inherently of no value to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876.

What, you've never heard of pot brownies? Mmmmm...

So you've never known the joy of Magic Brownies, then??

I'd bring up brownies here, but I bet you're too young... :-)

Anyway, Drugs are bad. You shouldn't use drugs, mkay?

In article , [email] (Jesse) writes:

Now I know why Ike looks so much like Terrance & Phillip, and all the other Canadians in "Not Without My Anus!". Does this mean that in the SouthPark universe, Candians are deformed? ;-)

Yes, the parts of Mr. Mackey on drugs, the scamps theories about a bris, and Hippie cracks were funny, but I (being a girl and all, I'll have to admit you guys don't see this) was kind of glad Trey and Matt put in that touching scene between Ike and Kyle. Him showing him the photo album, and that "save me" hug. What can I say, maybe I'm over sensitive, but dammit Ike is cute. Especialy him holding up the table LOL.

My girlish "cuteness" detector also liked that clip from next week of Cartman
dressed up as a police man. Those glasses are kew!
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Hehe, well I'm a guy and I'll admit I found all those scenes with Ike touching, in a manly macho way ofcourse. ;-)

P.s. Cartman would make a kick ass member of the South Park fuzz.. "To Patronize and Annoy" hehe.

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I bet if the Cartman-with-sunglasses from the preview were put up on Blackbart's page, it would be among the most-requested items in the next week. It would also cut down on the bandwidth it would use after the episode actually airs.

It's those brief spurts of "realistic" effects, like the photographs and the chrome-effect on the sunglasses, that give South Park its charm. I expect we'll see a similar effect on some snowboarder or other kind of Dan Cortese or Mountain Dew commercial extreme-sports kind of guy.

Bah they're deformed anyways :P why else would they call sweatshirts with hoods SNUGGIES???????

Dementia

[email] (BRaines000) wrote:

I was rolling... I was also a little shocked to hear "shit," but I think the thing that killed me was the counselor's (what the hell is his name) "Angel" telling him not to be such a pussy!

Is it me, or did trey and matt hit upon every little nuance we've been discussing over the last few weeks? (Ike being a Canadian, Kyle's apatheitc "You bastards" line, etc, etc)... Or does this fall under the _infinite monkeys/infinite typewriters/"Hamlet" Script_ theory?

Agreed!

Ben