First of all, he didn't die. About two minutes after Damien
disintegrated him, he fell from the sky, landed in the snow, and was just fine.
Second of all, no one got angry at Damien for what he did to Pip. After Damien
(temporarily) disintegrated Pip, everyone decided that Damien was pretty kewl.
Poor little Pip. After all the abuse he's suffered, he's probably
going to grow up to be a serial killer or something.
"If she tried anything, I'd be like, HEY, QUIT DRESSING ME UP LIKE A MAIL MAN AND MAKING ME DANCE FOR YOU, WHILE YOU GO AND SMOKE CRACK AND HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW...ON MY DADS BED!!!!!!"- Eric Cartman
<<<<Poor little Pip. After all the abuse he's suffered, he's probably going to grow up to be a serial killer or something.>>>>
This could be a South Park spoof on Clockwork Orange! Pip could walk around with a cane beating people. Then the rest of the lads could form a gang since Pip would be cooler than Damien.
forget kenny, stan and kyle are his good friends, kenny just dies every episode, pip is the social outcast that everyone hates and abuses, pip will probably go crazy in his late teens, well, that is, if he was a real person, Kenny would end up owner of a sucessful string of porn shops...again, if he was real ___________________________ �[email] �Co-creator of SPOL(South Park Online) �Our motto: "To piss the crap outta everyone that logs on" �Our URL: ��Still in the works��
On Fri, 6 Feb 1998 16:25:52 -0800, "Fred Chagnon" offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Actually, Kenny can't be the anti-christ. I guess no one else saw it, but early Sunday morning, I forget exactly when, there was an Anti South Park League commercial on. It had these two really freaky guys, one with big dirty blonde hair and the other with big brown hair, the kind that look like they're a few bricks short of a load. One had glasses. Anyway, they had decoded what Kenny was saying. It seems that he's been saying 'I am Satan' all along. I'm glad that this informative piece was shown on Comedy Central so that everyone, or maybe just me, will know the true evil nature of Kenny and South Park. Thank goodness that someone is telling the truth about this show. I realy have been wrong all this time. South Park really is evil. Just one email from each person on this group could get the show pulled. Let's all band together. We can do it. These two guys, who are lacking in decent hair styles obviously, are the saviours of us all.
Is that like a really twisted joke or something? Actaually, I'm very Catholic and with the exception of making Jesus look like a weakling (GRRRR...) that show supports religion (except of course for the Jewish..). And I'm standing by my opinion that Kennys no pervert, I mean, hes not supposed to be...as I said before his mumblings are only supposed to be mumbilings, its the fact they make no sense that makes 'em funny...
New Sub: Hi, I'm your new substitue teacher.. Kenny: MMph grrff Mpphh mmm Stan: You can say that again!
SEE? Its that simple.
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On 10 Feb 1998 20:45:08 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) mindless chattered:
Oh come on!! That nice teacher lady touched Kenny's Sausgae! He may not not completly what he is doing, but he is the most intelgent (pornographic only?) kid on the show.
The sub-teacher (gee, was she Really BELOW Mr. Gerison, na.. she can't be a sub:-) just made Stan the winner of the spelling test, just to piss Wendy off.
Trust me, Kennys not going to grow up to own a porn shop, its too predictable. It's be funny if he bacame the next Bill Gates...then what would Mr. Cartman have to say? By the way, I think Cartmans gonna grow up to take over as chef at the cafeteria...could you just see it?
"But I don't wanna watch an educational video...REEKK!!Sqreek!"
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