"south Park" 12/15 Woodland Critter Christmas (spoiler)

S08E14 Woodland Critter ChristmasliveDec 15, 2004, 10:59 PM ET1 hours after the credits53 posts by 23 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Without a doubt the funniest South Park Christmas since the last one!

This is the funniest thing I've seen on tv in ages, and now we have to wait until March at least for more merriment.

I think I'll rewatch it again!

P.S. Thank you Comedy Central allowing us to hear the closing song, it only took you all season to figure out your mistake.

. Mr. Hole

The favor of your reply is requested.

http://icasualties.org/oif/

Incontinence 2005: Its not just for Grandma any more!

"You would make a destructive god, Mr. Hole, but as a human, you remain pathetic and ineffectual." -- Heck

"My Rejoice In The Bounty of Mr. Hole" wrote in message news:[email]...

Their post-show, pre-credit bantering WAS becoming a little aggravating. Especially last week when the announcer chatted it up about how good Drawn Together was during the Paris Hilton song.

Announcer chatting? How did I miss this?

Whoo! Is South Park pushing the envelope this season or what? The last few episodes have been appalling and fantastic at the same time. Mez

"Ubiquitous" wrote in message news:[email]...

Having some announcer talk about Drawn Together or whatever comes after the show instead of allowing the closing song to play uninterrupted.

"My Rejoice In The Bounty of Mr. Hole" wrote in rec.arts.tv:

You're entitled to your opinion. I found it boring, one of the weakest in a lackluster season.

Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA http://OakRoadSystems.com/ "Don't move, or I'll fill you full of [... pause ...] little yellow bolts of light." -- Farscape, first episode

In article , Stan Brown wrote:

I laughed when the critters first revealed that they worshipped Satan, but I agree that the rest of it was mediocre. But then when it turned out to be a story written by Cartman, it made sense -- he couldn't possibly turn out an interesting story, just an elaborate scheme to ridicule Kyle.

Barry Margolin, [email] Arlington, MA

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Satan,

turned

Of course, the little Jewish boy, Kyle, could do better. Much better. I'm sure he could really ridicule Stan's fat ass to hell. Or would that be Stan? Anyway, why doesn't Kenny do something? Its not anyone can understand him anyway but I'm sure if they could he would make a lot of sense.

FORGERY!

There you go again RADOBITCH, you are not fooling anyone, but perhaps yourself.

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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No, the fact is that the show is boring and racist.

Susan

(irrelevant newsgroups snipped)

"Susan Cohen" wrote in rec.arts.tv:

You forgot "sexist" and "homophobic" and "anti- religious" and disrespectful of the handicapped.

It's also pretty darn funny, much of the time.

("Boring", by the way, is by definition a matter of opinion not of fact.)

Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA http://OakRoadSystems.com/ "Don't move, or I'll fill you full of [... pause ...] little yellow bolts of light." -- Farscape, first episode

In article , Stan Brown wrote:

Don't forget xenophobic and anti-establishment.

The reason is that they've been allowed to be as politically incorrect as necessary in support of the humor. I'm frequently amazed at how far they've been allowed to go on a basic cable network (as long as it remains popular, I suppose money trumps politics). It doesn't always work, but when it does it's great.

Barry Margolin, [email] Arlington, MA

Barry Margolin wrote:

As has Chapelle's Show, which wasn't a hit in the censored televised version, but became the best selling DVD set of all. Even Matt and Trey couldn't have gone as far Dave has.

The Time Has Come, Stan Brown said To Talk Of Many Things...

Homophobic? How can it be homophobic? The creators are homosexuals! South Park *celebrates* homosexuality. In every episode there's at least one thing that promotes a homosexual lifestyle.

As for disrespectful of the handicapped...yeah, that's great. That's one group that needs to be taken down a peg or two. Timmy is my favorite character. I love it when he and Jimmy get into a cripple fight. NOW *THAT'S* HUMOR!

** Captain Infinity

In article , Captain Infinity wrote:

Perhaps that impression comes from the fact that most of the homosexuals on the show are extreme stereotypes. So it seems like they're making fun of gays, not celebrating the lifestyle.

Barry Margolin, [email] Arlington, MA

The Time Has Come, Barry Margolin said To Talk Of Many Things...

You're right. But just about *every* portrayal on the show is taken to extremes. Remember the "cripple fight"? They had two handicapped children re-enact the entire fight scene from "They Live". Christians turn away from the bible and they start *shitting out of their mouths*. Cartman watches "The Passion Of The Christ" and starts a program to exterminate the Jews.

Matt and Trey are not, in any sense of the word, subtle. Nor do they spare their barbs for even those causes, such as homosexuality, which they hold dear. It's one of the best things the show has going for it. There's very little hypocrisy in this program, if any at all.

** Captain Infinity

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And *you* enjoyed that didn't you, you Jew-hating bigot!

it.

So says the projectionist bigot!

Susan

In the *worst* possible way, bigot. Need I remind you of Lemmiewinks?

You *wish*, bigot!

Susan

"Stan Brown" wrote in message news:[email]...

You also forgot "obviously misunderstood by many of its viewers who fail to see that the whole point is to not give a shit -- about anything."

"Citizen_Cain" wrote in message news:06xxd.2575$[email]...

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I think you misunderstood. They show people exaggerating about a cause from the left and the right and the children of the show play as the middle ground telling them to not overact about everything. Personally, I wish they could just go back to the good old days of simple designs, Barbara Streisand robots and Kathy Lee Gifford assassinations. Their parody is good, their satire needs work.

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What satire? Its bigotry pure and simple.

Susan

AaronSusan Cohenalt.tv.southpark

In article , Susan Cohen wrote:

No, it's satire, and good satire is occcasionally supposed to make you pause and wonder if the authors are on the level. To suggest the creators of SP are actual bigots is to operate on a zero intellectual level.

jAaronalt.tv.southpark

In article , Arista Sandoval wrote:

If "Susan" isn't a troll, I'd be pleasantly surprised. Who picks a gmail address of "flabbyass?"

Aaronjalt.tv.southpark

In article , wrote:

I just figured she was a dried up old bitch whose brain was destroyrd by syphilis and crack.

Susan CohenSusan Cohenalt.tv.southparklater reply

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No, its not hard at all. Bigot will *always* be around.

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We can only *hope*.

Susan

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intellectual

Who picks a name like *j*? And if you must *know* it was my husband. I don't feel like repeating the story. You can find it explained in alt.gossip.royalty.

Susan

LizardArista Sandovalalt.tv.southparklater reply

On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 22:16:39 -0800, Arista Sandoval wrotC:DRIVE_E

You say you smell an old Eliza program? Evolution doesn't take prisoners:Lizard "I've heard of this thing men call 'empathy', but I've never once been afflicted with it, thanks the Gods." Bruno The Bandit
Susan CohenLizardalt.tv.southparklater reply

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No. It said it smells *like* an old Eliza program.

Susan

> *----------------------------------------------------* > Evolution doesn't take prisoners:Lizard > "I've heard of this thing men call 'empathy', but I've never > once been afflicted with it, thanks the Gods." Bruno The Bandit
ChikaAaronalt.tv.southparklater reply

In article ,

Why do you think you had an Apple II flashback!?

//\ // Chika <[email]. - ROT13> // \// Hitting Googlespammers with hyper-hammers! ... I am not young enough to know everything.
AaronSusan Cohenalt.tv.southparklater reply

In article , Susan Cohen wrote:

Yes, but, well, I like that. :-)

May I have another, ma'am? =-D

AaronSusan Cohenalt.tv.southparklater reply

In article , Susan Cohen wrote:

Kook? KOOK?! Does anyone actually use that word anymore?

Anyway, I am an explorer of the higher reaches of experience.

Seriously, I can take a full on, blood drawing strike from a bull whip and honestly ask for another.

I have bigger balls than Maddox.

OK. I'm sending the ED-209 after you.

I will not be quieted! I will not be hushed! I will not be pushed, prodded, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Susan CohenAaronalt.tv.southparklater reply

I just did, kook. And so did you, kook.

Oh? A proctologist?

whip

Be my guest then.

That's not saying much.

I *love* the way these kooks fear me!

You are a telephone number.

Susan

WullSusan Cohenalt.tv.southparklater reply

Sounds as if you are dealing with Mel, Sue. He is a Patriot you know!

I would give it up, :-)

Where do all these news groups come from?

Wull

ChikaWullalt.tv.southparklater reply

In article ,

Somebody typed them in.

Looking back through the various references included in past posts, I would suspect a certain post from Googlegroups. That may be a bias on my part, but it is often the case these days that Google posts are used by those that wish to evade tracing when they do something questionable on Usenet (the usual way is to use a free e-mail account to register for a Google posting account, thus making it harder to directly trace them).

However, looking back directly at what I have to hand in the thread, the earliest culprit I still have dates back to 20-Dec-2004 @ 09:40 GMT posting from the usenetserver.com domain, Message ID: under the pseudonym "Citizen_Cain" (e-mail address munged). This service, from what I can make out from the webpage they have, provides anonymous posting for users. This has its uses, but you can see where it might cause a problem too when somebody uses it for spamming or trolling.

Note that I have not gone back to the start of the thread, so you could in theory use the Message ID above to trace earlier posts before you give the "Citizen_Cain" user any real grief. However, I am reading their TOS right now, and would advise any UNS user to refer to section 5 under the document stored at http://www.usenetserver.com/terms.html regarding the misuse of their services. It makes interesting reading. ;)

If you want to avoid crossposting, remember to adjust the newsgroup line in whatever you are using as a client.

//\ // Chika <[email]. - ROT13> // \// Hitting Googlespammers with hyper-hammers! ... A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind.
Susan CohenChikaalt.tv.southparklater reply

Yes, the underpants gnomes.

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If you really want to go back, the first post was by "My Rejoice in The Bounty of Mr. Hole".

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Naughty. You don't know where people are replying from if you do that.

Susan

> > -- > //\ // Chika <[email]. - ROT13> > // \// Hitting Googlespammers with hyper-hammers!
Susan CohenWullalt.tv.southparklater reply

What? A missile?

The underpants gnomes create them.

Susan

Thanks for *reminding* me, bigot.

Only *bigots* would find that show funny.

Susan

"My Rejoice In The Bounty of Mr. Hole" wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL, that line was almost as funny as the whole episode!

I didn't laugh a lot at this one, but I enjoyed it very much. Good story, nicely surprising in several spots, and I liked the unexpectedly happy part where the mama mountain lion was brought back to life by Santa. Now if only Santa would do that for Jesus...