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Previously someone on this NG (can't remember who it was) mentioned that Ike, with his two-piece head, must be Canadian.

Tonight's episode revealed that Ike is indeed Canadian, and actually an adopted brother to Kyle, since Mr. Broslofski has a narrow urethra, and can't father any more children. (or not.)

I think Matt and/or Trey may be reading this NG, or possibly a buddy relays them some info. Anyone else agree? Or is this just a bizarre coincidence?

I dont know but who said Mr. Broslofski had a narrow urethra? Your thinking of KOTH

~Mr. Hat

That was intentional. Wanted to see if anyone was paying attention. :-) The reason Ike was adopted I don't think was revealed... maybe Sheila's eggs dried up?

OR... hear me out here... OR maybe, just maybe, she IS Cartman's true mother, as implied at the end of the two-parter, and the stress of passing a child of that size rendered her incapable of bearing any more children... or dissuaded her from ever trying again! Hey, Cartman gets to have that bris after all! (Better use really small shears.)

Or maybe Matt & Trey really don't give THAT much of a shit about continuity. Leave that sort of nit-picking to the Trekkies.

Speaking of which, is there a nickname/insult to categorize the teeming masses of South Park fans? I'd suggest "Parkies," but that sounds strangely racist. On the other hand, with the type of unPC gags that make us giggle, maybe it's just right.

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Y'know, I can just picture a couple of preppies walking home, and see a couple of teenagers carrying skateboards (I don't know why I'm picturing skateboards..) and wearing SP t-shirts, and one preppie goes 'Ugh, Parkies.' as heavy metal music plays in the background. The Parkies instantly begin quoting SP and being obnoxious, the preppies calls them bandwagoners and they get pissed off, weird things follow..

Just my twisted vision of the world! :)

On 22 May 1998, Mufson - Laurie wrote:

I've heard the term "Parkaholic" used. Works for me.

Tracy

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I've seen Parkies in print but I would prefer Parkers. I admit that could get confused with being a Trey Parker fan, but thats OK as he does 90% of the writing anyway.

Trey Parker: A kickass writer and creator.

Matt Stone: Needs a stylist. Probably on drugs.

<very evil grin>

On 22 May 1998 18:49:15 GMT, [email] (YngGypsyGl) wrote:

I'd wager they BOTH have spent some time dancing with Mary Jane.

(not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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Garason's? scuzzlebut's? wha wha what's?

MOWBIE wrote:

On all those levels, I like "Sparkies" even better!

Twiddle

women who are grossly obese like sheila often become infertle because it interferes with the estrogen production.

Nick Posteraro wrote:

I wouldn't exactly call Sheila grossly obese. At most, she's slightly overweight, like many women of her age.

On Mon, 25 May 1998 23:07:57 GMT, Andrew wrote:

Slightly? No way dude, she's a big fat ass. Hey! Maybe that's who Cartman's mom is!

Rance

I dunno she looks like shes about 250-300lbs to me

Andrew wrote:

In article , "Mr. Hat" writes:

And what would that have to do with birthing babies? You mean UTERUS, right?

I don't know, but that means they must've gotten my fanfics.

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You're thinking of Hank Hill from King of the Hill

I don't feel like changing SNs, it's GUMPELS, and yep, I've been thinkin' of that too. Evidence:

1. In 'Castle of the Undead' (bitchin' script, Alyssa), Kenny sacrificed his life to save Kyle. Cliffhanger, Part 2-same concept though he saved many more lives than just one.

2. Someone suggested that Cartman's Mom was a hermaphrodite. Cliffhanger, Part 2, this is the answer.

• Ike is Canadian, as suggested (already mentioned)

They're watching us! They hear what we say! They read our fanfics! It's *scary*! AAAAUGH!

(calms down)

By the way, if Matt & Trey are out there watching, they can hear me say how bitchin' the episode was, and how bitchin' the new one looks. (I can't wait to see Barbrady have a spark of intelligence)

uh actually no it was obvious he was canadian due to the fact that he is a fuckin retard and that he has a two piece head

If I was gonna flame you, I'd imply that you were Canadian too, but I don't flame trolls. :-)

Ben

In article , Ben Yarbrough writes:

His name makes it obvious he's Canadian. ;-)

he sure is funny though

On Thu, 21 May 1998 04:28:39 GMT, Nick Posteraro wrote:

Ike looked Canadian (By SP's standards) before this, so I am sure they thought of it a while ago..

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Hmmmmm... you seem to have beat me to it. :-)

The "Canadianm" thing didn't quite dawn on me til a few minutes later, with Kyle's apathetic "You bastards..." line. I'm very afraid now. :-)

Between Ike's heritage, Kenny's sacrificial deaths, the "Hermaphalite" (yeah, all you AOLers, that's intentional)... wow.

Either that, or as I mentioned somewhere up above, it's the "infinite monkeys/ infinite typewriters" theory.

Ben