Chef's song to Cartman in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" episode 113?

S01E13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty SlutretroJun 22, 2002, 9:43 PM ET4 years later10 posts by 7 posters
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Malcolm

Can anyone tell me where I can download an mp3 of that song. It's got to be the funniest song I've heard Chef sing.

NHMalcolm

"Malcolm" skrev i en meddelelse news:[email]...

  I'm sorry,I can't help you,
  but if you play guitar,here is the chords
  and the lyrics(maybe not completely correct):
               G                                     F#m
  When a man loves a woman,and a woman loves a man
   G
  Actually the man doesn't always love the woman,
             F#m
  but he say he does to get som action
  G                                            F#m
  Magic starts to happen,and the two(?) take of their close
             G                                                   A
  They curres and touch eachother,until the part of the man grows
   G                               F#m
   Well they roll around,and now things are relly getting hot
               G
  And the man says:"I love you",and the woman says:
  F#m
  "I gotta go to the bathroom"
              G
  So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait(break)
               F#m
  and you wait and you wait and you wait
           G
A
    you wait and you're cooling down,and she's still going to the
bathroom(?)
     Hm                                          Em
  Finally she get's back and she says:"Boy I'm getting hot!"
          Hm                                                      F#7
  And that's when you got to take her but and pump her full of......CHEF!!!!

Have fun

NHNH
   I'm sorry,it wasn't completely correct.
   Here's the chords in the right order.

A

of......CHEF!!!!
TrailswipeNH

Dude... Music only goes to G#... There is no H minor chord!!!!

jefTrailswipe

Dude...Incorrect. H is the European equivalent of A. Which, if you keep going up the scale past G#, makes sense (in a European kinda way).

On Sun, 30 Jun 2002 02:16:01 GMT, Trailswipe wrote:

NHjef

skrev i en meddelelse news:[email]...

Dudes,isn't it B?

D.G. PorterNH

<sigh> O ye of musical ignint mcmuffins... H is indeed B-natural, since "B" is B-flat. Hence "BACH" is B-flat, A, C, B-natural. (cf. "Art of Fugue")

Also, "S" is E-flat ("Es"). Ask Robert Schumann.

Trailswipejef

[email] wrote in news:[email]:

You are [address] me, right? If what you are saying is true, then each individual note in every octave has it's own unique letter? You would run out of letters really quick. It's like how the 9th is the same note as the second, just an octave higher. I understand that if there was a musical note "H", then it would be the same as A. But we don't go around saying H insted of A.. there is no reason to do that. If that is common in Europe and all Europeans use Hm chords when writing out lead sheets..

Next thing you will tell me that if you stick food up your ass you will crap out your mouth!!

  • Jeff
TupringTrailswipe

In article , Trailswipe wrote:

have you tried it?

brodiemanMalcolm

You can get it from a P2P client like www.kazaalite.com

"Malcolm" wrote in message news:[email]... > Can anyone tell me where I can download an mp3 of that song. It's got > to be the funniest song I've heard Chef sing.