I can catch the "Ample parking day or night" part but lose it after that.
On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 15:38:47 GMT, [email] (Corey Collins) wrote:
Cartman's part in the theme...
Feb 26, 199848 posts by 31 posters
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Can anybody confirm what Cartman says in the opening theme...I have an idea, but want to know if anybody knows for sure...
Ample parking day or night, People spouting, "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"
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On Thu, 26 Feb 1998 17:17:48 -0500, "John Maranzana" wrote:
" Ample parking day or night, people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!!!"
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E-mail for infoOn Thu, 26 Feb 1998 17:17:48 -0500, "John Maranzana" wrote:
Don't you mean what KENNY says in the opening theme?!?!?
On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 05:42:46 GMT, [email] (Andy) wrote:
Did he say Kenny? NO. Cartman is rather inaudible himself, so think before you post again, dickface.
On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 15:38:47 GMT, [email] (Corey Collins) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Dickface, eh? Never heard that one before. I kinda like the sound of it, acutally.
On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 15:38:47 GMT, [email] (Corey Collins) wrote:
OK..I'm thinking....I'm thinkg you are an ASSHOLE! BTW: "Wrestling" is fake!
Here's the theme! damn, woman!
Les: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Kyle&Stan: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks w/o temptation!
Les: Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
Les: Headin' on up to South park gonna see if I can't unwind
Kenny: I like girls w/ big huge titties, I like girls w/ big vaginas.
Les: So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
THERE! You uneducated buttpipes!
One more time, folks. It's "vaginas" first, "Big fat titties" second. I even got nasty e-mail from some AOL'er who removed his e-mail address so I couldn't respond to him. I'm not trying to come off as a know-it-all, I just know this one for a fact. There must be someone in this newsgroup that can hear well enough to know this. If not, go to this address. Somebody know's what's up.
Yes, he's right, my friends. Kenny really does say it this way: "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties"
Now can we all accept that and move on?
Really thats Cartmans part, I almost wana force you to let me suck your cock, unless your willing, please say your willing...
(Posted and emailed to both Reverend Bob and "Richard D. Chakey" )
"Reverend Bob" did NOT write:
This post is a forgery. It actually came from "Richard D. Chakey"
Forging posts isn't as easy as you thought, is it Richard?
Mike Naylor wrote in message ...
Please, call him Dick or Rick or whatever... just not Richard!!!
Richard Hunt (the good Richard)
You guys are just sick, SICK!
Here is the dam WAV in slowmo so everyone can listen for themsleves.
I personally think it sounds like, "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas".
In response to Joeker's post above, thanks for slowing it down. Now everyone can hear that it is in fact "Vaginas" first, then "titties" second. Listen carefully, people. Vaginas starts on the sixth syllable of the first line. If you're paying attention, you can hear the "juh" sound of "vaginas" on the seventh syllable loud and clear. Contrastingly, the "t" sound in titties is very obvious at the seventh syllable of the second line. Listen to Joeker's attachment and focus on the seventh syllable of each line, and you'll hear it, plain as day.
Another addition to my response to Joeker's attachment of Kenny's part in the theme. When you listen, folks, it's easier to make out consonant sounds at lower volumes. This is an auditory fact of nature. And I have the word of a professional music transcriber that it's "vaginas" first, "titties" second.
After listening to it several times.... Its still really hard to tell. I slowed it down and I was convinced that it said "I like girls with big fat titties". Now, I'm not so sure. I guess depending on how you listen to it it could actually be either. I guess this thread will be in discussion for a long time to come -----Original Message----- From: Joeker Newsgroups: alt.tv.southpark Date: Tuesday, March 03, 1998 12:29 PM Subject: Re: Cartman's part in the theme...>"Fat Titties" first I say. - kenny.wav (1/1)
Joeker wrote in message ...
Man... It's so hard to tell. I slowed the sample rate down to less than 1/4 of the original speed and it is so hard to tell. I bet the creators of this show are having a blast reading these posts listening to us idiots ramble over silly things like "What does Kenny REALLY say?". Who knows..........
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I distinctly hear: "I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with big vaginas."
The syllables fit perfectly.
The end of the first sentence definately has multiple 't's....
But what do I know? SMoKeY
I hear it definately, but the other way around. First vaginas, then titties....
FOR ONE THING IT'S NOT CARTMAN, IT'S KENNY
whats up with Cartman...I really hope that you mean Kenny...and he says "I like gitlr with big vaginas, I like girls with big ol'titties", according to the letter on Taison Tans page in a letter from Trey and/or Matt.
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In the theme Cartman says "Ample parking day or night", "People shouting howdy neighbor"
to my knowledge he says "ample parking day or night, people spouting 'howdy neighbor!' "..
if i remember correctly, the comedy central website had the entire theme (minus kenny) written out...
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NC316 wrote in message ...
howdy
Go to http://160.94.182.130/south-park/
to hear the alternate version of the theme song, where Cartman's easier to understand. It's titled "theme.wav"
You can also hear The Spirit of Xmas and other episodes here, albeit in little chunks.
If you really must know, you've almost got Cartman's line figured out already. He says, "Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
If you go to one of the South Park pages (I don't remember which one, it might have been BlackBart's) you can sample some audio clips. One of them is from the original version of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" which had a different, slower version of the theme song. Cartman's easier to understand in that one. If it's not BlackBart's page, keep looking and you'll stumble across it.
I believe it's "friendly folks say howdy neighbor", or something to that effect.
Scott wrote in message ...
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No. It is "Ample parking day or night, people spouting, 'Howdy, neighbor!'"
And Kenny's line is "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties." In THAT order.
On Sun, 1 Mar 1998 19:59:59 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:
In THAT order?? You must be listening to it backwards, becuase you're a little mixed up.
Once again, people. "I like girls with big vaginas" comes first. I am not listening to the song backwards. I can't understand how you don't hear it! I promise you, that's right. If they ever issue an official posting of the lyric, you'll see that I am right. Trust me!!
On Sun, 1 Mar 1998 21:45:28 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:
No. Kenny says his lyrics (his MUCH debated lyrics) then you hear:
"So c'mon down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine."
Then Ike hits the SP Town sign.
SO THERE!!!
"I'm not quite sure what you're telling me "So there" too, actually. All I'm sayng is that everyone seems to think that Kenny says, "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas." But that's backwards. He says, "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties." Just like that. I promise. So there.
And just what makes you the be-all and end-all of this newgroup? It just so happens that EVERYONE in the newsgroup hears it one way and YOU hear it the other, and yet here you are, declaring that we're all wrong and you're right. Is it possible that, along with the lyrics (which are undoubtedly "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas"), YOU might have things backwards?
Lord save us from people on webtv.net. Most of them are ignorant slobs.
On 2 Mar 1998 12:09:42 GMT, [email] (BassPlyr23) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Pot. Kettle, Black. A AOLer begin condescending to a WebTVer. Now I've seen it all. You'd think they'd be joined together for mutual protection, but apparently not.
Kenny is saying ""I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG VAGINAS, I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG OL' TITTIES." And that is from listening to the song on my computer over and over, isolating Kenny's part. And from http://www.beef-cake.com. :)
Just thought I would add my $0.02. :)
On Wed. March 4, 1998 at 11:39am [email] (Just Me) wrote: "Kenny is saying 'I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG VAGINAS, I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG OL' TITTIES'. And that is from listening to the song on my computer over and over, isolating Kenny's part. And from http://www.beef-cake.com "
Hallelujah! I'm glad someone on this newsgroup finally realized the proper order of these two lines, rather than just flaming me for saying it. The only change I would make is that I think it's "great big" titties, but bravo for getting them in the right order.
And I know there's a few adders out there that'll probably flame me for this, but when the official release of the theme song comes out, you'll see that Just Me, beef-cake, and myself had it the right way all along. Go ahead. Flame me for the truth.
I guarantee you're wrong. The last word Kenny says is "Kenny". I believe the last words he says to be "my name's Kenny". You are wrong and I am right.
And I'm confident enough in my manhood to admit I don't know what he says in the rest of it.
Scott Newman Vancouver BC
P.S. There will never be an official release of what Kenny says. We'll be having these debates until the end of the world.
The only problem with Scott Newman's post about "my name's Kenny" (see above reply) is that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have already confirmed that he says "girls" "vaginas" and "big titties". That doesn't leave much room for "My name's Kenny". So, ahem, you are wrong, and you are wrong.
p m wrote:
"I like girls with big vaginas, and Big Titties! My Name's Kenny!"
I know it's stupid, but it COULD fit...
You're right... it's stupid.
It can't fit. We know Kenny says two groups of eight syllables, the same as the other boys.
Friend-Lee Face-S Ev-ry-Where (space) Hum-Ble Folks With-Out Temp-Ta-Tions
Am-ple Par-king Day Or Night Pe-Ple Shou-ting How-Dy Neigh-Bour
mmm-mmm mmm-mmm mmmm mmm mmm mmm mmm-mmm mmm-mmm mmmm mmm mmm mmm
I like Girls with Big Va-Gy-Nas I like Girls with Great Big Tit-ties
It is my personal theory (because I have an ear for these things ;) that the last four syllables are "My name's Kenny". That sounds the same as the theorized "Great big Titties", but seems to make more sense to me.
In any event, until I see or hear confirmation that Matt and Trey have unleashed the hounds, I'll stick with my theory thanks very much.
It's not like they want you to definately understand what Kenny says all of the time anyways. that would defeat the purpose of the hood.
Scott Newman Vancouver, BC
(1) Tell me where they confirmed it. I've never heard of them confirming it anywhere.
(2) Why would I believe a webtv subscriber? (Inflammatory, but fun! ) ;)
Scott Newman Vancouver, BC
This, from an America Onliner?
On Sun, 1 Mar 1998 18:11:35 -0800, "DeusIrae" wrote:
Here is the complete theme song:
Les: I'm going down to Southpark, gonna have myself a time Stan,Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation Les: 'Going down to Southpark, gonna leave my woes behind Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor Les: 'Heading on up to Southpark, gonna see if I can't unwind Kenny: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas Les: 'Come on down to Southpark and meet some friends of mine
You got everything right except Kennys line. But its as good a guess as anyones.
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what cartman says is" people saying howdy neighbor"