Jay Leno and South Park

Just saw the special south park bit on the tonight show with Jay Leno and that was hilarious!! All of the stuff of a usual south park episode, into three minutes... they joked Leno's chin and killed Kenny!!

This one kicks ass!!

Any chance someone might encode that into realvideo?

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How about the kids on the Cable Ace Awards? I missed that as well, anyone putting either of these into realvideo, that the rest of us can laugh till we're in pain?

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Kain beat on the keyboard and out came:

Who in their right mind would steal your sig? Its on a par with that WebTV crap!

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*pulls a Linda and gores the tiny sig*

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Cow...or Logan...I could swear your .sig read five posts last time...

By the way, not to disrepespect your .sig or anything (ha!) you're toilet medal topper is two underscores too long.

Insane Dr. Cow...Captain Cowie...the Cow...Bologna Cow...you know, Logan, we've amassed quite a herd at one time or another on this newsgroup.

It's good to know I have bovinic buds lurking. Well, I think it's a good thing. I hope so... It is, right?

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Uh, Mr. Bologna Cow, could you repeat that?

Ugh sorry, I crossposted again. Won't do it again... I'm still new to posting.. but I HAVE been lurking on AGFF for close to 2 years now and ATS since... about 2 weeks after it was started up... Ok, sorry again, thanks... ---- The Cow (Sig still in theraputic care)

*snip my stupid post*

What? Well I only have about 6 or 7 posts (Dejanews says I have 30-something but that's because I made the mistake of posting a couple HUGE txt files... boy I sure paid for that in flames ;).

Yes, well... Rest assured I gored the .sig into submission. It will never get out of line again (haha... pun). But right now it's in intensive care and getting a facelift so it WILL be back! With a pay cut, of course..

Oh yeah... maybe we should form a stampede and take over the ng! Oh, nevermind... too much work.

*eyes flash red* Bwahahahahahaha! (that's me being evil, btw ;)

I used this cute little ascii cow (with the Bologna cow, Oscar Mayer, and etc) in my description (I'm cowman ;) on a MUD I play (arcanum.mudservices.com meet me there... my first plug!)... is that ok? I also use the 'modified' version that FuSoYa (iirc) slashed (you know.. the headless one?) every once in a while... please don't sue ;) ---- The Cow (sig being castra- er... put on a rest break)

PS The reason I don't respond fast is because my schedule is pretty tight.. And I don't want to look like a fool by responding to posts with the exact same answer as previous replies... hmm I'm making no sense am I? }:)

Leno got pissed off and started to leave his chin knocked down a flag pole the flag pole hit a shelf w/ a bust of George Washington the bust flow up and landed on Kenny crushing his skull

I'm asking for my Death of Kenny page. http://www.fiber.net/users/zebra/south_park

Jay Leno bumped into a flagpole with his chin, which knocked a George Washington bust onto Kenny's head crushing it...

Stan: "Oh my God, Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" Kyle: "You bastard!" Leno: "Who cares! He dies every damn episode anyways!"