So after he get scalded with hot water, beat every night, sexually assaulted and made too live in own smelly filth by stepfather, Cartsman get sent ot live with foster family-the Ramsays. They make put on dress and wig. say damn you butt tooo fat for dress, how pewrform in beauty pageants lieks that! SO thay starves him til hee fit in dress JoansBeneat used to weare and puts blonde wig on him and makesup and maek him to dance and sing Peopel who need people on staage. but judges say girl thin in faces but still has fatt butte, too ugley and not sexye enoughs for contest and beesieds fart all tiem, give rating of .01 . So Ramsays reellly pissed and father starts strasmngling jhim.Mother say odearnotagain, But then child molester chef cum just in tiem bcause he and jeeeus get custody as new foster parents evne tho just announced thay gay couple! Jeusus say louve you chef dear,Put arm around him. Chef say, yeah you one fine bitch, Jeeusus. Jeeuss and chef taek turns on cartsman every night for fun. Jeusus liek sticking halo in butte see how far will go for fun. tjhen deecide try sumthing new. You a cow cartman say jeeuss , say moo, then take cattle prod and stick up butte and shokc cartsman Then child molestre chef say haev special delivry for you, pigboy!< He on top of him laughing and holdings cartsman down so cants struggle looose. He finally done and there big sticky mess all ovre cartsman and he bruised and bloody all ovre. the n Jeus s father cum for visit,. Godd sey look liek be fun toruturing pathetic fat boy, let mee tryi! he take small lightning bolt amnd strikes him with it make burned all over body. Then all get drunk and pass out molesting asnd torutring cartsman. theen cartsmans friends, Kile, Stans and Kinny cum and take turns sticking thingsi n his butte til lots of blood starts cuming out. Say so fat so soft and creemy, how can resist trying out? Then all have orgy, then put cartman in dog collar leash and chaine and takes for walk aroudn the block say better go tobathrrroom now last chance causde be cahined all night.. the God sday so much fun I take custody of cartsman with me to Heaven he be tortured by people in heaven to make them feel better about themselves for all itenerity! Cartsman screem but God slaps acfrrros face, shutup, pigboy, you wortheless and stuopids! You shuld be honored by this chance to finally be of at least miscroscopic value to sumone! So othere boys say bye and God leavces with Carmstman, and Jessu and Chef molest other boys for a laught. the end. Just wondering: IS my total contempt for South Park showing through in this?
Erick Cartman Ramsey
<<So after he get scalded with hot water, beat every night, sexually assaulted and made too live in own smelly filth by stepfather, Cartsman get sent ot live with foster family-the Ramsays. They make put on dress and wig. say damn you butt tooo fat for dress, how pewrform in beauty pageants lieks that! SO thay starves him til hee fit in dress JoansBeneat used to weare and puts blonde wig on him and makesup and maek him to dance and sing Peopel who need people on staage. but judges say girl thin in faces but still has fatt butte, too ugley and not sexye enoughs for contest and beesieds fart all tiem, give rating of .01 . So Ramsays reellly pissed and father starts strasmngling jhim.Mother say odearnotagain, But then child molester chef cum just in tiem bcause he and jeeeus get custody as new foster parents evne tho just announced thay gay couple! Jeusus say louve you chef dear,Put arm around him. Chef say, yeah you one fine bitch, Jeeusus. Jeeuss and chef taek turns on cartsman every night for fun. Jeusus liek sticking halo in butte see how far will go for fun. tjhen deecide try sumthing new. You a cow cartman say jeeuss , say moo, then take cattle prod and stick up butte and shokc cartsman Then child molestre chef say haev special delivry for you, pigboy!< He on top of him laughing and holdings cartsman down so cants struggle looose. He finally done and there big sticky mess all ovre cartsman and he bruised and bloody all ovre. the n Jeus s father cum for visit,. Godd sey look liek be fun toruturing pathetic fat boy, let mee tryi! he take small lightning bolt amnd strikes him with it make burned all over body. Then all get drunk and pass out molesting asnd torutring cartsman. theen cartsmans friends, Kile, Stans and Kinny cum and take turns sticking thingsi n his butte til lots of blood starts cuming out. Say so fat so soft and creemy, how can resist trying out? Then all have orgy, then put cartman in dog collar leash and chaine and takes for walk aroudn the block say better go tobathrrroom now last chance causde be cahined all night.. the God sday so much fun I take custody of cartsman with me to Heaven he be tortured by people in heaven to make them feel better about themselves for all itenerity! Cartsman screem but God slaps acfrrros face, shutup, pigboy, you wortheless and stuopids! You shuld be honored by this chance to finally be of at least miscroscopic value to sumone! So othere boys say bye and God leavces with Carmstman, and Jessu and Chef molest other boys for a laught. the end. Just wondering: IS my total contempt for South Park showing through in this? >>
No. You're showing that you are a screwed up bastard.
Um... yeah...
Except it's neither funny nor interesting. Go away, or right something with a little style.
Is my totat contempt for you showing through in this?
--CS
Um... excuse me... that's "write" something.
I'm very surprised that anyone with total contempt for something would be so knowledgeable about it. I've watched a couple of shows that I didn't like. Afterwards, I certainly wasn't able to name all the characters or remember much about them. Someone with enough knowledge to write these things must spend an incredible amount of time watching a program they claim to despise ...
Rabbit
Somebody call the hospital! We got a screwed up guy here :)! "That one's not beer!" Dead Man on Campus
For crimes against alt.tv.southpark, including trolling, bad spelling, and being a general pain in the ass, you are hereby impeached from this newsgroup and sentenced to be banished to my killfile. **PLONK!**
Matthew Coyle
I happen to be among the minority here who thinks that DocWonmung's satire is funny... HOWEVER, TRIVIALIZING THE BRUTAL DEATH OF AN INNOCENT CHILD IN THIS WAY FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM HUMOR THAT I CAN THINK OF. YOU WENT BEYOND CROSSING THE LINE AND THREW YOURSELF INTO THE ABYSS ON THIS ONE YOU SICK FUCK. (and don't even flame me on ending a setence with a preposition. if that's what you got out of this, you missed the point...)
Can't understand what the fuck your talking about. However, so far you sound like a wannabe troll. *PLONK* -me
Sorry....I saw a lot of yelling insulting etc. It's my fault..your off my killfile. I'm just overeacting from all the trolls we've had here! -me
Ann wrote in message ...
Isn't that a little premature? I don't plonk anyone until they turn out to be totally irredeemable (e.g. DocMugwump).
In article , [email] (DocWonmug) writes:
No, not really, no. No, not at all. Not one one bit. So, I'd have to say, no.
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling